Rose

Rose jokes

Insult

Roses are red, I hate snitches, You talk a lot of game for a guy with 3 inches.

Penis

Roses are red, your penis is blue, the bed sheet has turned a different color, too.

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  • Mom

    Roses are red,

    Potatoes are brown,

    Your mom's so hot,

    I put her down.

    God

    Roses are red, Violets are blue, God made me pretty, WHAT THE FRICK HAPPENED TO YOU?

    Poem

    My girlfriend's sister told me to write her a poem. This is what I came up with:

    roses are red, violets are blue, if you ever feel alone, I'm always watching you.

    Suicide

    Roses are red, violets are blue, you know what else is violent? Suicide with me and you.

    Jew

    Roses are red, the Jews are a cult.

    I've practiced Metzitzah b'peh on adults.

    Donkey

    Roses are red,

    Violets are blue, you look like a donkey, and smell like one, too.

    Soldier

    A Chinese boy never met his parents after they were killed in WW2, so when he learned where they were buried, he quickly rushed there.

    He sat down in front of their graves and prayed, "I want to see your face again, mommy..." A miracle happened; his mother rose up from the graves and hugged him.

    The boy cried then said, "I want to see you too, dad." He looked at his father's grave, but nothing happened.

    Suddenly, a Japanese soldier came up behind him and asked, "Were you looking for me?"

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  • Daughter

    One morning a dad was sitting and watching TV.

    His daughter comes in and says, "Dad! Why is my name Rose?" He replied, "Oh! It's because when you were born, a rose petal fell on your head." "Cool," Rose said.

    The second daughter walked in and said, "Dad! Why is my name Daisy?" He replied, "Oh! It's because when you were a baby, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Awesome," Daisy said.

    The third daughter came in and said, "DuUuUDeEeEeDrrrrrrrrr!!!" "SHUT UP, CINDER BLOCK!!!"

    Zoo

    Roses are red, violets are blue, when I saw you I thought of the zoo and monkeys too!

    Sun

    The sun isn’t the only thing that rose up this morning...

    Vagina

    Roses are red, I sniff marijuana, I have five fingers, The middle one is for your vagina.

    Rhyme

    Roses are red, CEO's are white, Patrick Mahomes says, the refs are always right.

    Mother

    Roses are red, Violets are blue... I fucked your mother's ass, and she had you.

    Mom

    Roses are red. Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet. And your mom is, too.