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Mary Rose sat on a pin Mary Rose
A momma cow and three baby calves are on a farm. The first baby calf asks the momma cow, "Mom why is my name Rose?"
The mom responded, "Well you see, when were you born, a rose petal fell on your head."
The second one asks her, "Then why is my name Daisy?"
The mom chuckled and simply replied with, "When you were born, Daisy petals on your head."
The last one said, "DUH DUR SURH!"
The mom said, "SHUT UP, CINDER BLOCK!"
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Roses are red violets are blue oh you wanna die I wanna die too!!!
Roses are red violet are blue jets versus towers, USA lost two
Roses are red
Your passports are blue
Now go stand over there
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Rose are red. Violet's are red. My parents bed is red. Oh shit, I set the house on fire
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Roses are red violets are blue keep being you let no 1 discourage you
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A father is talking to his three kids Kid 1: why is my name rose Dad:Because when you were a kid a rose fell on your head Kid 2: why is my name lily Dad: Because a lily fell on your head when you were a baby Kid 3: Auughhghhhggghhh Dad:oh hey Brick
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roses are red violets are blue if I slapped you that’d be animal abuse
Rose are red velvet is blue so are they
Roses are red, chocolate is brown, I expect nothing and still get let down!
Bf:babe do you love me? Gf:of course,why do you ask? bf:i heard that your mom passed away and i went to pick some roses for you to try to cheer you up and then i remembered why i went to the garden
