What's Jack's favorite flower? A rose.
Roses are red, oranges are orange.
Get a life, quit watching porn.
Pickup line for gay people:
Roses are red, Antarctica is in the south, Get on your knees, And open your mouth.
Roses are red, CEO's are white, Patrick Mahomes says, the refs are always right.
Charli tries to roast me: Roses are red, violets are blue, and you look like poo.
Me: You must have been born on the highway because that's where most accidents happen.
Roses are red, I hate snitches, You talk a lot of game for a guy with 3 inches.
Roses are red, your penis is blue, the bed sheet has turned a different color, too.
rose are red i wish you were dead
My girlfriend's sister told me to write her a poem. This is what I came up with:
roses are red, violets are blue, if you ever feel alone, I'm always watching you.
Roses are red,
Potatoes are brown,
Your mom's so hot,
I put her down.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, God made me pretty, WHAT THE FRICK HAPPENED TO YOU?
roses r red voilets r blue all the worse jokes come from u
Roses are red, the Jews hate goys,
Union of Creepy Janitors (UCJ) opposes school choice.
Roses are red, violets are blue, yk what else is violent? Suicide with me and you.🫦
Roses are red violets are blue when i saw you I thought of the zoo and monkeys too
Roses are red Grass is green I think of you sucking my peen
A Chinese boy never met his parents after they were killed in WW2, so when he learned where they were buried, he quickly rushed there.
He sat down in front of their graves and prayed, "I want to see your face again, mommy..." A miracle happened; his mother rose up from the graves and hugged him.
The boy cried then said, "I want to see you too, dad." He looked at his father's grave, but nothing happened.
Suddenly, a Japanese soldier came up behind him and asked, "Were you looking for me?"
The sun isn’t the only thing that rose up this morning...
Roses are red I sniff marijuana I have five fingers The middle one is for your vagina
roses are red violets are blue...i fucked your mothers ass and she had you
