Roses are red, I hate snitches, You talk a lot of game for a guy with 3 inches.
Roses are red, your penis is blue, the bed sheet has turned a different color, too.
Roses are red, I wish you were dead.
Roses are red,
Potatoes are brown,
Your mom's so hot,
I put her down.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, God made me pretty, WHAT THE FRICK HAPPENED TO YOU?
My girlfriend's sister told me to write her a poem. This is what I came up with:
roses are red, violets are blue, if you ever feel alone, I'm always watching you.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, All the worse jokes come from you.
Roses are red, violets are blue, you know what else is violent? Suicide with me and you.
Roses are red, the Jews are a cult.
I've practiced Metzitzah b'peh on adults.
A Chinese boy never met his parents after they were killed in WW2, so when he learned where they were buried, he quickly rushed there.
He sat down in front of their graves and prayed, "I want to see your face again, mommy..." A miracle happened; his mother rose up from the graves and hugged him.
The boy cried then said, "I want to see you too, dad." He looked at his father's grave, but nothing happened.
Suddenly, a Japanese soldier came up behind him and asked, "Were you looking for me?"
Roses are red, violets are blue, when I saw you I thought of the zoo and monkeys too!
Roses are red.
Grass is green.
I think of you sucking my peen.
The sun isn’t the only thing that rose up this morning...
Roses are red, I sniff marijuana, I have five fingers, The middle one is for your vagina.
Roses are red, CEO's are white, Patrick Mahomes says, the refs are always right.
Roses are red, oranges are orange.
Get a life, quit watching porn.
Roses are red, Violets are blue... I fucked your mother's ass, and she had you.
Roses are red. Sunflowers are yellow.
Your mom is so fat she looks like a marshmallow.
My version of the Roses are Red Poem in MW3:
I thought Soap could trust you. And so did I too. So WHY IN BLOODY HELL DOES MAKAROV KNOW YOU?!
Roses are red, violets are blue, your penis smells like stew, and I want to eat it too.
