Rose jokes
Roses are dead. violets are dying. Outside I'm smiling. Inside I'm crying.
Roses are red, the Jews are a cult.
I've practiced Metzitzah b'peh on adults.
Charli tries to roast me: Roses are red, violets are blue, and you look like poo.
Me: You must have been born on the highway because that's where most accidents happen.
Roses are red, Lemons are sour; Lift your skirt up and give me an hour.
Roses are red, your penis is blue, the bed sheet has turned a different color, too.
Pickup line for gay people:
Roses are red, Antarctica is in the south, Get on your knees, And open your mouth.
Roses are red, oranges are orange.
Get a life, quit watching porn.
Roses are red, I wish you were dead.
My girlfriend's sister told me to write her a poem. This is what I came up with:
roses are red, violets are blue, if you ever feel alone, I'm always watching you.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hitler blew an 11 country lead, During World War 2.
Roses are red, violets are blue,
Your mum's so fat, she broke Britain too!
Roses are red, violets are blue, Your ass is clean because Randy won’t stop liking [it].
Roses are red, Violets are blue, God made me pretty, WHAT THE FRICK HAPPENED TO YOU?
Roses are red, chocolate is brown,
I expect nothing and still get let down!
A Chinese boy never met his parents after they were killed in WW2, so when he learned where they were buried, he quickly rushed there.
He sat down in front of their graves and prayed, "I want to see your face again, mommy..." A miracle happened; his mother rose up from the graves and hugged him.
The boy cried then said, "I want to see you too, dad." He looked at his father's grave, but nothing happened.
Suddenly, a Japanese soldier came up behind him and asked, "Were you looking for me?"
Roses are red,
Violets are blue, you look like a donkey, and smell like one, too.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, All the worse jokes come from you.
Roses are red, violets are blue, you know what else is violent? Suicide with me and you.
Roses are red, violets are not, everyone at Grant High School is probably a thot.
One morning a dad was sitting and watching TV.
His daughter comes in and says, "Dad! Why is my name Rose?" He replied, "Oh! It's because when you were born, a rose petal fell on your head." "Cool," Rose said.
The second daughter walked in and said, "Dad! Why is my name Daisy?" He replied, "Oh! It's because when you were a baby, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Awesome," Daisy said.
The third daughter came in and said, "DuUuUDeEeEeDrrrrrrrrr!!!" "SHUT UP, CINDER BLOCK!!!"