Rose jokes

Roses are red, your mother has said, "Come back again, and you'll be dead!"

Roses are red, I am Groot, Honey, where's my super suit?

Roses are red, violets are black, I traded my son for 10 Big Macs.

Roses are red, violets are not, everyone at Grant High School is probably a thot.

Roses are red,

I don't know what is brass.

I tell myself,

"Don't touch grass."

Roses are red, violets are blue, Tory shirts step in doodoo.

Violets are blue, roses are red.

Last night your mom was giving me head.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got genital warts, Soon you will, too!

Roses are red,

Violets are blue, you look like a donkey, and smell like one, too.

Roses are white, violets are white, everything is white. I’m racist.

Pass around the roses, their casket full of hoses, crash it, watch it, the water! OH SHIT IT'S GONNA BLOW!

Roses are red. The sun isn't shining. My mental state is rapidly declining.

Why did the big rose say to the little rose?

"Hi, bud."

Roses are red... Violets are blue... I feel like I'm gonna get raped next to you.

Roses are red, My c0ck is blue, Oh shit, what happened to you?

If they’re short and called Rose and born in June, they’re emo.

Roses are red, Violets are blue... I fucked your mother's ass, and she had you.

Roses are red, violets are blue, and if you're my friend, I'll be there till the end.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Little Johnny is smokin' hard, The sun looks like Mountain Dew.

Roses are red. Watches are gold. Get on your knees and do what you're told.