Rose jokes

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers, The third one's for you.

Roses are red... blood is too... I wonder how blood would look on you.

Roses are red, violets are blue, Alexander Boris de Pfeffel had wine and cheese while your loved ones died in the ICU.

what did the pedophile say to the kid?

"Roses are red, my name is Dan, I have a gun, get in the van."

Roses are red, That's a tin can, You have no home, So get in the van!

Roses are red, Violets are twisted, Come back to my place, You might get fisted.

Roses are red, don’t touch the toys, these are what the priests use to lure in the boys.

Mary Rose sat on a pin. Mary Rose!

The man told the women, “Roses are red, violets are blue, you suck cock and you enjoy it too.”

Then she said that's true.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your smile's warmth, Lights up my view.

Roses are red, violets are blue, My heart is dead, I’m such a fool.

Roses are red,

My nuts are bigger than your small balls, that's why I get all the bitches.

Roses are red, violets are blue, My name is Bucky, And I am stucky.

Roses are red, violets are blue, Polo G is the goat, but that means nothing to you.

Roses are red, flowers naturally cannot be black.

I heard that your dad's in jail for selling crack!

Roses are red.

I have free candy. Get in my van. I have free candy!

Roses are red,

romance is dead,

every day I suffer from existential dread.

Roses are red, Tomatoes are redder. I think we both know, I like you better.

Roses are red, Kevin Spacey is gay,

If you'd stayed with your parents, I wouldn't have taken you away.

Roses are red, I need a broom, I just shit all over the bathroom.