Rose

Rose jokes

Poem

My girlfriend asked me to write her a poem for Valentines Day:

Roses are red, Watches are gold. Get on your knees, And do as you're told.

Trade

Roses are red, violets are black, I traded my son for 10 Big Macs.

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  • Violet

    Roses are red.

    Violets are blue.

    Once I'm done choking you,

    You will be too.

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  • Memes

    Garden

    Roses are red, Violets are red, Sunflowers are red,

    HOLY SHIT, MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

    Kid

    Roses are red, violets are blue, there are kids in my basement, you'll be there soon.

    Violet

    Roses are red, Violets are twisted, You bend over, You're about to get fisted.

    Bill Cosby

    What is Bill Cosby's favorite poem? Roses are red, my cum is blue, I'll wait till your asleep to rape you.

    Poem

    Roses are red. Violets are too. You better run, I’m following you!

    Sister

    Roses are red, I have a blister, holy shit did you just cum in your sister?

    Forehead

    Roses are red, violets are blue, you have a big forehead, and your hairline recedes too.

    Violet

    Bf: "Roses are red, violets are blue, you're my bf and I luv you."

    Gf: "I luv u too."

    Bf: "But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, I heard you were cheating, I'll knock off your head."

    Gf: "Ah, about that..."

    Dick

    Roses are red, shit is brown, Get that dick out my ass so we can go to town.

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  • Bomb

    Roses are red, your cities are gone, I am Thomas the thermonuclear bomb.

    Potato Chip

    Roses are red, potato chips are savory...

    The United States prison system is legalized slavery.

    Violet

    Roses are red,

    Violets are blue, I’d rather be single than with someone like you.

    Wiener

    Roses are red, grass is greener. When I think of you, I play with my wiener.