Rose jokes

Roses are red, violets are blue, I buttfucked Scooby Doo.

My girlfriend asked me to write her a poem for Valentines Day:

Roses are red, Watches are gold. Get on your knees, And do as you're told.

Roses are red, violets are fine, I'll be the six, you be the nine.

Roses are red, violets are black, I traded my son for 10 Big Macs.

Roses are red.

Violets are blue.

Once I'm done choking you,

You will be too.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Sunflowers are red,

HOLY SHIT, MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

Roses are red, potato chips are savory...

The United States prison system is legalized slavery.

Roses are red, peanuts are tan. I am joining the Ku Klux Klan.

Roses are red, Violets are twisted, You bend over, You're about to get fisted.

Roses are red, violets are blue, there are kids in my basement, you'll be there soon.

What is Bill Cosby's favorite poem? Roses are red, my cum is blue, I'll wait till your asleep to rape you.

Roses are red. Violets are too. You better run, I’m following you!

roses are red, unlike the rest, I'm the one who has your IP address.

Roses are red, I have a blister, holy shit did you just cum in your sister?

Bf: "Roses are red, violets are blue, you're my bf and I luv you."

Gf: "I luv u too."

Bf: "But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, I heard you were cheating, I'll knock off your head."

Gf: "Ah, about that..."

Roses are red, your cities are gone, I am Thomas the thermonuclear bomb.

Roses are red, violets are blue, you have a big forehead, and your hairline recedes too.

Roses are red, shit is brown, Get that dick out my ass so we can go to town.

Roses are red, grass is greener. When I think of you, I play with my wiener.

Roses are red, eggs come in a dozen, do I need to revive Hitler to teach you how to use a goddamn oven?