Liar Crush

My crush said that she would rather die than have sex with me... It turns out that she was lying.

Explanation

Explain Bear

Listen up, you knucklehead! This joke is dark. The joke implies that the crush is dead, meaning she didn't just refuse sex, she's no longer alive to do so. It's funny because it's unexpected and morbid.

Comments (1)

Wtf

5 years ago

Hold up

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