Zombie apocalypse team jokes

When you're fighting with the emo kid and he brings his friends. Now you gotta fight the suicide squad.

I went trick or treating this year with friends. Good thing I dressed as a zombie...

no one could tell that it was their blood.

Why do prostitutes love servicing zombies? They always leave a tip.

What game do zombies like to play?

Corpse and Robbers.

You call it a tragedy. I call it a 25 killstreak.