"This dude right here don't look nothing like no damn Tyrese Gibson. He look like a hot, fishy tail termite all dressed in green makeup."
Your classmate: You're so ugly.
Me: That's what your mom said when she had you and called you a mistake.
Bully: You are ugly.
Me: You are so fat, you are the Call of Duty map.
Me: Your ugly...
Person: I'm not your mirror...
Me: I never told you to be my mirror :p
Deez nuts, ahaha!
Yo mamma so stupid, she starved to death in a grocery store.
You have more chins than a Hong Kong telephone book!
Bro, your toenails are bigger than your IQ.
Yo mama so fat she broke the stairway to heaven...
Bully: Agh, you're ugly!
Me: Said your mom when you were born.
You know, being a bitch is hard... but I found the person who's up for the challenge... you.
My mom told me to take out the trash, but I couldn't find you.
What is the difference between a nerd and leafyishere?
One is fun to laugh at, bully, and roast, and the other is just a nerd.
What’s a hairdresser’s favorite roast? Flat iron roast.
Your fay.
Well, you're the thing that sunk the Titanic.
One day, the teacher asks a boy, "Why can't fish talk underwater?"
The kid says, "If I put your head underwater, will you be able to talk?"
You like to draw? Because I like the MD, raw :)
Bully: "You are so stupid!"
Classmate: does nothing.
Bully: "Oi, I'm talking to you!"
Classmate: "Oh, you're talking to me? I thought you were talking to yourself."
You're so ugly you scared the crap out of the toilet!
Hey, you have something on your chin, no the 3rd one down.
