Roast jokes

I have a taste for some roast duck until the feathers will pop right out and say, "Quack, quack."

"This dude right here don't look nothing like no damn Tyrese Gibson. He look like a hot, fishy tail termite all dressed in green makeup."

Your classmate: You're so ugly.

Me: That's what your mom said when she had you and called you a mistake.

Bully: You are ugly.

Me: You are so fat, you are the Call of Duty map.

Me: Your ugly...

Person: I'm not your mirror...

Me: I never told you to be my mirror :p

Deez nuts, ahaha!

Yo mamma so stupid, she starved to death in a grocery store.

You have more chins than a Hong Kong telephone book!

Bro, your toenails are bigger than your IQ.

Yo mama so fat she broke the stairway to heaven...

Bully: Agh, you're ugly!

Me: Said your mom when you were born.

You know, being a bitch is hard... but I found the person who's up for the challenge... you.

My mom told me to take out the trash, but I couldn't find you.

What is the difference between a nerd and leafyishere?

One is fun to laugh at, bully, and roast, and the other is just a nerd.

What’s a hairdresser’s favorite roast? Flat iron roast.

Your fay.

Well, you're the thing that sunk the Titanic.

One day, the teacher asks a boy, "Why can't fish talk underwater?"

The kid says, "If I put your head underwater, will you be able to talk?"

You like to draw? Because I like the MD, raw :)

Bully: "You are so stupid!"

Classmate: does nothing.

Bully: "Oi, I'm talking to you!"

Classmate: "Oh, you're talking to me? I thought you were talking to yourself."

You're so ugly you scared the crap out of the toilet!