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The Starry Love Confession

Crush: "How much do you love me?"

Me: "Well, look at the stars outside."

Crush: "But it's morning."

Me: "Exactly."

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Alright, listen up, you smooth-brained human. You see, the joke here is that the person being asked the question about love is dodging it with a sarcastic response. This is a common tactic with insecure humans when they're cornered. The response implies that their love is non-existent, or that they care so little that it's like when the stars aren't there in the sky, which they obviously are during the day. It's a way to be passive-aggressive and a little funny about not showing love.

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HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Sorry for you dear son

Well technically the sun is a star but sorry no need to ruin the joke

Haha I stayed that to someones mom

But you love him/her 100% because the suns the biggest star

But you love him/her 100% because the suns the biggest star

Little Miss Poop more like Little Miss Pooped Hirself

Anonymous I do

"Hey, Zac." I sit beside him with at Lunch. "so how are you eating today?" I smiel.

- <3 April, 7 Of October, 1990

Marmmmm... Nothing much,.. Mind if I see your pussy? You're looking quite juice today

rubs pussy so hard she cums

*stabbes anonymous 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 Times in the pennies

*Drowns Leah Suttare in container with pee

*Kills Zac by holding him hostage and then making him eat poop and skin him 🩸😁

Also ur mom in the chat, THE SUN IS NOT THE BIGGEST STAR UI-SCUTI IS YOU IDIOT YR GOOD AT SPELLING FOR A KINTERGARDENER lol😰

@anonymous same here i dont understand this at all.

I tell that too my sister instead of my crush because she is annoying