Roast jokes

To All The Naruto Fans:

Sharingan is red, Rasengans are blue, If you dare touch my daughter, I'll Chidori you!

Your mom is so ugly that when she went to rob a bank, they had to turn the cameras off.

If your dad said, "Take out the trash," he means to take you out.

James, sike, I lied, your mommy is pancakes, is so dry.

My best friend: Joey, sike, I lied, your Twitch is dry.

My other friends: the winner is................. my guy James!

My sister said that you know that "that" is really cool. Then I said, "You know you can shut up."

1. Your brother says... “you look ugly.” You say back... “Nice, I was trying to look like you.”

2. You're so dumb, I'm surprised you even made it to kindergarten.

3. The ugly vowels: A, E, I, O, and YOU.

Yo mama's so fat, when she fell I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.

You are so ugly, Hello Kitty had to say bye-bye.

My friend: You're ugly.

The orphanage: That's what I said to all my children.

I bet you're a child molester who got out of jail and is now sexually harassing kids such as Addison! Will fuck off and get a life, btw your roasts are not fucking funny, they're bullshit like your face and your hairline.

Jorden Calerendiá.

I bet you are a child molester who got out of jail and is now sexually harassing kids such as Addison! Will fuck off and get a life, by the way your roasts are not fucking funny they are bullshit like your face and your hairline.

Hey Jorden Calerendiá, your last name sounds like a sea food shop that I get my fish from.

Your roasting is trash just like you. Boy, stop roasting on Addison and Gwen and others; you're probably 5 years old trying to dislike that. That roasting is like from 1920, get a life.

Charli tries to roast me: Roses are red, violets are blue, and you look like poo.

Me: You must have been born on the highway because that's where most accidents happen.

Make an ugly face in 3, 2... STOP! OMG, STOP! EWWWWW! Oh wait, that’s your normal face.

Your forehead is so big you could roast meat on it.

I have 5 fingers and the middle one is for you

You have an entire life being an idiot, why not take a day off?

What do you call a bunny jumping backwards?

A receding hairline.

You call me ugly, but maybe that is why we look alike.

I am not a nerd ;). I'm just smarter than you.