Roast jokes
You have more chins than a Hong Kong telephone book!
Bro, your toenails are bigger than your IQ.
Yo mama so fat she broke the stairway to heaven...
Bully: Agh, you're ugly!
Me: Said your mom when you were born.
You know, being a bitch is hard... but I found the person who's up for the challenge... you.
My mom told me to take out the trash, but I couldn't find you.
What is the difference between a nerd and leafyishere?
One is fun to laugh at, bully, and roast, and the other is just a nerd.
What’s a hairdresser’s favorite roast? Flat iron roast.
Your fay.
Well, you're the thing that sunk the Titanic.
One day, the teacher asks a boy, "Why can't fish talk underwater?"
The kid says, "If I put your head underwater, will you be able to talk?"
You like to draw? Because I like the MD, raw :)
Bully: "You are so stupid!"
Classmate: does nothing.
Bully: "Oi, I'm talking to you!"
Classmate: "Oh, you're talking to me? I thought you were talking to yourself."
You're so ugly you scared the crap out of the toilet!
Hey, you have something on your chin, no the 3rd one down.
If I had a face like yours, I would sue my parents.
If being ugly was a crime, you would get a life sentence.
Oh he.
Uuhgggyuuuhhhgg.
Your mom's so fat, when she sat on Walmart, she lowered the prices!
One day, two Chinese people with broken English go to America. When they arrive, they go to a small place to eat. When they look at the menu, they see "hot dog," but since their English is bad, they think it's literally a roasted dog and order it. When it comes back, they're both surprised, and one of them asks,
"What part of the dog did you get?"
Becky: Rob, you're so stupid! Anything that you say is stupid!
Rob: .....BECKY :3