Roast jokes
Your mum is so fat she sat on Walmart and lowered the prices.
Guy: Are you tired?
His “Crush”: No.
Guy: Are you sure, because you’ve been running through my mind all day?
His “Crush”: That’s sweet.
Guy: I’m joking, you don’t look like you do any running.
I would like to call you as dumb as a rock, but they can hold a door open.
Your mama is so fat that she took a picture at Christmas, and it's still downloading.
Are you a fire alarm because you're loud and annoying?
The one good thing about an orphan is that they don't get roasted with a "yo mama" joke.
My name must taste good because it’s always in your mouth.
How come your sister is hotter than you? Funny, huh?
What's Moby Dick's dad's name? Papa Boner.
Your hairline jokes are so bad that they make me want to rip all my hair out.
You're built like a double cheeseburger.
Stop it why offends... asf.
When you step on the weighing scale, it shows your phone number!
Me: Why do you need to use shampoo when you are already bald? 🤣
"Bully," omg, that girl is so ugly.
"Me," Wait, what...ever.
Popular guy in class: I am so funny.
Me: Your parents are funny as they made a joke and people are still laughing at it.
You look so pretty. Not at all gross today.
Your mom's so fat that One Punch Man had to take two punches.
Person 1: Somebody farted.
Person 2: No, all I can smell is your breath.
Roses are red, violets are blue. Your mom isn't here because she doesn't love you.