Roast jokes
When you step on the weighing scale, it shows your phone number!
Me: Why do you need to use shampoo when you are already bald? 🤣
"Bully," omg, that girl is so ugly.
"Me," Wait, what...ever.
Popular guy in class: I am so funny.
Me: Your parents are funny as they made a joke and people are still laughing at it.
You look so pretty. Not at all gross today.
Your mom's so fat that One Punch Man had to take two punches.
Person 1: Somebody farted.
Person 2: No, all I can smell is your breath.
Roses are red, violets are blue. Your mom isn't here because she doesn't love you.
You're so ugly your mirror shattered.
Why is the sun so mean? Because it keeps ROASTING everyone!
Daday, chill, piss. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
You so fat you got thrown out the window, but the window threw you back inside.
Yo momma so fat that people jumped on her cuz they thought she was a school bus.
Imagine getting rickrolled. Oh, I forgot, you already got rickrolled yesterday.
You're gay.
Bro, I am straighter than the pole that your mom dances on for me every night.
You are like a thunderstorm; when you go away, like your dad, everyone is happy.
Most people are scared of clowns. That's why everyone runs away from you.
Joe mama so dumb she studies for the COVID test.
Joe Mama so dumb, I took a picture of her last Christmas, and it is still printing.
B: Can you please stop roasting me?
A: At least the "roasting" that I did to you didn't burn you to death.