Roast jokes

I remember you. You used to be an ash.

I would love to roast you more, but my mom said to not burn trash.

Call me fat? You call me fat because you think that you’re pretty, but you ain’t. You’re just a musty, dusty, rusty Cardi B.

Roses are red, violets are blue, people think that you’re fat, until they saw your mom.

I have been charged, because I roasted a kid at a barbeque.

I'm not saying you're ugly, but you're the reason God created miscarriages!

Your mom said, "Can you get to the dick game?"

So you mom call she side when Covin come home?

Why did Jeffery Dahmer not eat old people?

He does not like roasted vegetables.

You're a train; you ran fast on these rails, but you gain nothing, you only gain pain.

I got a bowl of rice that you're formed like, an ice cube.

Roses are red, violets are blue, God made me pretty, what happened to you?

You look like a cow went through puberty, put the milk before the cereal, then ate it with a fork with a little sprinkle of steak.

Your momma is so fat, when she got in the Pacific, she became the Pacific Ocean.

Your mama's so ugly, she got everything for free.

Your mom was dating a boy that had a twin brother, but she did it with the wrong one.

You're so skinny you never gain weight. You're so skinny you're a thin stick.

Bully: I can't understand you because I don't speak ugly language.

Me: And I don't speak idiot language.

I have to take out the trash, but I couldn't find you.

You're so tall that you are a measuring tape.

You signed up for football, but you're no good.

You have thin feet that people think you were a duck.