Roast jokes

Your mom is so ugly, you look like her. Oh, got 'em!

I can tell you used to be friends with your hairline, cuz it goes way back.

You're so skinny you're a thin stick.

You're so fat that when you got in Pacific Ocean, you became the Pacific Ocean.

You're so ugly you got stuff for free.

You're so nasty that when you eat spaghetti, you thought it was throw up.

You're so fat you're the fattest person on Earth.

You are so gay you kissed the boy last night.

When I was born, I saw you at the adoption center alone.

That day your dad got milk. 😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬

You're so fat that when you stepped on a scale, it said, "To be continued..."

Your hairline is so far back, I wrote a summary about it.

You're so ugly, when a pig saw you, it thought that you were their family member.

Your breath is so bad that when Santa came to your house for your present, he brought toothpaste.

Your mum is so fat, when she slept on the bed, the bed cracked and they had to replace it by a dinosaur.

Guess what?

Guess what?

Chicken butt.

Got them!

I know your hairline's pretty bent, but your gender's on a different level.

You're so goddamn stupid, you thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.

If I had a dollar for every time you said something smart, I'd be broke.

You have a head of a Malteser and a hairline VEGTA.

I didn't know that COVID-19 was a thing until I saw your eyebrows and your hairline social distancing.

Bro, they almost forgot you in the abortion bucket.

Bro, you were born in a local 7-Eleven bathroom.

You: You are such a flick pain.

Me: You are flick pain to my sight.

I was gonna roast you about your chin, but I didn't know which one to talk about.

You make Sanic look like a PRINCESS when he's next to you.