But when?
I thought God didn't make mistakes, but then I saw your face.
Your hairline is so far back, it left before your dad.
Your mom is so ugly she made a blind kid cry.
It must be tiring to put makeup on two faces.
You're as tall as a giraffe.
Well, that's why you look like a baked bean!
Your mum went to the dentist so she could install Bluetooth.
Roast
You have such a big forehead it has a 6 pack on it!
You're so ugly that your birth certificate is an apology.
Girl, you and slow are slower than a fairness.
I am not telling you twice, your mouth stinks, so go burn your house down like a crazy mad woman, and I will call the cops like, "WTH," because you are so fat.
I remember you. You used to be an ash.
I would love to roast you more, but my mom said to not burn trash.
Call me fat? You call me fat because you think that you’re pretty, but you ain’t. You’re just a musty, dusty, rusty Cardi B.
Roses are red, violets are blue, people think that you’re fat, until they saw your mom.
I have been charged, because I roasted a kid at a barbeque.
I'm not saying you're ugly, but you're the reason God created miscarriages!
Your mom said, "Can you get to the dick game?"
So you mom call she side when Covin come home?
Why did Jeffery Dahmer not eat old people?
He does not like roasted vegetables.
You're a train; you ran fast on these rails, but you gain nothing, you only gain pain.
