Cardi B jokes

Your favorite music artist is Cardi B? I prefer Cardi A+ if I'm being honest.

Cardi B has very long nails.

I know this isn't about glue, but here's one:

Cardi B had a sister who was obsessed with fitness. Her name? Cardi O.

I would rather be drugged and robbed by Cardi B than listen to her f***ing music.

This is so sad. Alexa, play WAP.

Somebody told me to type "Up" by Cardi B. So here it goes:

Up

Call me fat? You call me fat because you think that you’re pretty, but you ain’t. You’re just a musty, dusty, rusty Cardi B.

Now from the top, make it drop, that's a WAP, that's a WAP.

People think Kelly Clarkson shops at Wal-Mart because she's a sloppy redneck. No, it's because toddlers' pants are 75% off everyday!

How do bitches talk about body positivity when they have no body to even be positive about?

What did Chris Brown say when he saw Rihanna?

"I'd hit that."

That time when you realize that Osama bin Laden and Carrie Underwood share the same birthday...