Gather 6 friends to play Russian roulette and one's mind will be blown away.
Went swimming today and peed in the deep end the lifeguard saw me blew his whistle so loud I almost fell in
why did the rock not risk going to the other side of the road? It's a damn rock m8, it's not gonna walk!
If you jump off a bridge while crying, it's suicide, but if you jump off a bridge while screaming "parkour," it's a failed stunt.
So there is this button there's a 50% chance you get a million dollars there's a 50% chance that you turn into a turtle make them press the button and if they give the money you just push the orphan over take their money and run away because who they going to tell their parents.
my mom said " Don't jump off we need you" and i said "no" then i jump off a building and died.
I want to make another joke about Josef Vasicek but I think if I make the NHL I'll die in an airplane crash so I won't risk it again
I've got an impressive record at Russian roulette, retired after one loss ever.
If prostitution had a tax exempt status and if a adult book store had a tax exempt status because of a glory hole churches would have to do something else to keep their tax exempt status to avoid the risk of going out of business
What do you call people who jump into the Hoover Dam? Dam Fools
"Most Deadly Sport"
Playing chicken with a train!
Well, I didn’t get as high as I wanted to, but I’m high enough that if I fall I’d probably break something.
You can’t be a loser if you have nothing to lose.
My pathological cheater of a sister wanted to play a board game with me. I turned her down because I didn't like the Risk involved.
If you give a prostitute money you will go to jail but if you give a prostitute a klondike bar you will not go to jail I would rather go to the casino and get more money for my buck
My friend loves playing Roulette, so I figured I would introduce him to Russian Roulette. Blew his mind.
My girlfriend and I played Russian Roulette once.
We had sex afterwards even though she lost.
you want to know the bad thing? only 5 out of 6 people like Russian roulette
If you bet on Russian roulette even if you win you still lose
Fuck it, suicide is wrong, but if you jump off a bridge and yell "parkour," it's a failed stunt.
