Women are like blackjack. I’m trying for 21, but I always hit on 14.
I'm not going to bungee jump. I was born because of broken rubber and I'm not gonna die the same way.
I have fun going on them roller coasters that go really high up and sitting by random people, and once we get to the high point, I look at the stranger and go "wham" and unplug their seat belt.
A man walks into a bar and notices a steak hanging from the ceiling. When he asks the bartender about it, the bartender says, "If you can jump up and hit it, drinks are on the house for the night, but if you miss, everyone's drinks are on your tab for the next two hours. Do you want to try?" The man decided not to take the risk. He thought the steaks were too high.
Your momma's so fat that she should probably be worried about the increased risk of cardiovascular disease.
5 out of 6 scientists say Russian Roulette is safe.
