Risk

Risk Jokes

My friend said he wanted to die, and I told him not to jump. But when he screamed, "Hi, I'm Johnny Knoxville, and welcome to Jackass!" I knew it was over.

What does a cigarette and a hamster have in common?

Both are completely harmless until you put it in your mouth and light it on fire.

It's always fun to take anti-depressants, you either choose to take one, or the whole bottle.

Why did the rock not risk going to the other side of the road?

It's a damn rock, mate. It's not gonna walk!

If you jump off a bridge while crying, it's suicide, but if you jump off a bridge while screaming "parkour," it's a failed stunt.

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What is the most expensive type of sex you will ever enjoy in your life? The type which will shorten your life by 5 to 10 years.

So, there is this button. There's a 50% chance you get a million dollars. There's a 50% chance that you turn into a turtle. Make them press the button, and if they give the money, you just push the orphan over, take their money, and run away because who are they going to tell? Their parents?

What's the difference between a nuclear reactor and your step sis? You need to use protection for the nuclear reactor.

A guy stuffed some cigarettes up his eyes thinking it would make him see colors.

The next day, he could see only one color... black.