Why is it bad to climb a tree?
You might fall on an orphan! 🫥
"Trust falling" with a bridge is more trustworthy than me.
One day I threw a boomerang...
Now I live in constant fear.
So, there is this button. There's a 50% chance you get a million dollars. There's a 50% chance that you turn into a turtle. Make them press the button, and if they give the money, you just push the orphan over, take their money, and run away because who are they going to tell? Their parents?
You don't need a parachute to go skydiving. You only need a parachute to go skydiving twice.
What's the difference between a nuclear reactor and your step sis? You need to use protection for the nuclear reactor.