If I place a slide on the edge of a cliff or a really high building, would going down it be considered suislide?
Asking for a friend.
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Q: What is the difference between a stripper and a bungee cord?
A: It's cheap, fast, and if the rubber breaks, you're pretty much screwed.
Why do you never play a game of cards in the jungle? Because there are cheetahs!
My life is a lot like a game of Black Jack
I always hit on 16, the get busted
What starts off fun and ends in bankruptcy?
UNPROTECTED SEX
Me: Have you ever went sky diving?
Friend: No.
Me: Well don't, it sucks.
Friend: Why?
Me: They gave me a parachute and I lived.
I talked to a future suicide bomber. I told him, "ISIS ain't got sh** on me because I planted a bomb and lived."
A condom and bungee jumping are exactly alike, if the rubber breaks, you're f**ked.
A man got in a bad car accident. He was at risk of losing his arm. The doctors had to perform complicated surgery on his arm. The man's wife visited after the surgery. The doctor came up to her and said: "I have good news and bad news." The wife said: "What's the good news? "We managed to save his arm." "What's the bad news?" "We couldn't save the rest of him."
if at first you don't succeed Maybe Russian Roulette isn't for you
When was the only time you could see people base jump without a parachute? 2001/9/11
Women are like blackjack. I’m trying for 21, but I always hit on 14.
I'm not going to bungee jump. I was born because of broken rubber and I'm not gonna die the same way.
A man walks into a bar and notices a steak hanging from the ceiling. When he asks the bartender about it, the bartender says, "If you can jump up and hit it, drinks are on the house for the night, but if you miss, everyone's drinks are on your tab for the next two hours. Do you want to try?" The man decided not to take the risk. He thought the steaks were too high.
Your momma's so fat that she should probably be worried about the increased risk of cardiovascular disease.
5 out of 6 scientists say Russian Roulette is safe.
