Riddles

Riddles

How do you embarrass an archaeologist? You give him a tampon and ask what period it's from.

What's brown and rather bad for your dental health?

- A baseball bat.

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  • What’s black, white, and red? A nun that fell down a 100 flight of stairs.

    What’s black, white, and laughing? The nun that pushed her!

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  • Riddle: I don't move, I travel across the world, but I never leave the corner. What am I?

    Answer: A stamp.

    What's the difference between an amateur thief and a professional thief?

    The amateur thief says, "Give me all your money!" The professional thief says, "Sign here please."

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  • What is the best thing about living in Switzerland? -- Well, the flag is a big plus.

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