Riddles
I’m tall when I’m young, and I’m short when I’m old. What am I?
What is white and fluffy? A peelo.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a tomato?
The tomato gets picked.
I drip when you take me in the mouth, what am I? Ice cream.
What has 2 arms, 2 legs, 2 eyes, 2 breasts for milking, and a hole to fill with my 9 inches?
A sexy female.
What does a man have 3 of, which a girl only has 2 of?
Legs.
What goes in dry and comes out wet and has white stuff at the end?
What do you call a deer that has no eye? No-eye deer!
What’s yellow and can sink a bus full of kids?
What is white, then red, and is very fast?
My chainsaw blade.
What has two legs and bleeds? Half a dog.
What part of a computer system does an orphan not have?
A motherboard.
What starts with a P and ends in S? (hint: men have it and women want it). Pockets.
What's hard and hairy on the outside and soft and wet on the inside? Coconut, what were you thinking of?
Can anyone answer this riddle? Apparently this is the world's hardest riddle! Good luck 😝
“I turn polar bears white, and I will make you cry. I make guys have to pee, and girls comb their hair. I make celebrities look stupid, and normal people look like celebrities.”
If you're American when you go in the bathroom and you're American when you come out, what are you in the bathroom?
European.
What's white, sticky, and better to spit out then to swallow?
Toothpaste.
I went on an orphan website. Sadly, there was no home page.
Why can't people in wheelchairs be gay? Cuz you can't be a fruit and a vegetable at the same time.
Who's the Roblox YouTuber that always sees Among Us and says "stupid"?