Make sense of what I am saying, This is a LIE—and that's the TRUTH.
What am I?
Answer: a Riddle.
What is 6.9?
A beautiful thing ruined by a period.
What's long, black and full of seamen? A submarine.
What do you take care of after a car crash?
The witnesses.
How do you embarrass an archaeologist? You give him a tampon and ask what period it's from.
What's brown and rather bad for your dental health?
- A baseball bat.
What is the most expensive haircut? Chemotherapy.
What's yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of children.
What has more brains than Kurt Cobain?
The wall behind him.
What’s black, white, and red? A nun that fell down a 100 flight of stairs.
What’s black, white, and laughing? The nun that pushed her!
Why are priests called father? Because it's too suspicious to call them daddy.
Riddle: I don't move, I travel across the world, but I never leave the corner. What am I?
Answer: A stamp.
Q: What did the iceberg say to the Titanic?
A: I'd hit that.
What pool never runs dry?
The one on the Titanic.
What does NASA stand for? Need Another Seven Astronauts.
How do you cut ancient Rome in half?
With a pair of Caesars.
What's the difference between an amateur thief and a professional thief?
The amateur thief says, "Give me all your money!" The professional thief says, "Sign here please."
What do you call a singing laptop?
A Dell.
Why doesn't the Sun go to college? Because it has a million degrees.
What is the best thing about living in Switzerland? -- Well, the flag is a big plus.
