Riddles
Q. What walks through alleys and has a hole in it?
A. Batman's parents.
So here's Uranus, where's my anus?
What’s the difference between an orphan and cotton? One gets picked.
What do you call a house that isn't a house?
Not a house.
What's white on top and black on the bottom? Society.
What's black on top and white on the bottom?
rape.
A fireman, a policeman, and a carpenter went on a fishing trip. The fireman and the policeman both have the same father but different mothers, and they are half-brothers. But the fireman and the carpenter have the same mother and father, but they are not brothers. How is this possible?
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TEST QUESTION: what looks like half an apple?
My cousin: the other half.
If dust mites are found in dust, bedbugs are found in beds, where are cockroaches found in?
Little Johnny and his teacher were telling each other jokes and riddles. His teacher asked, "Three birds were sitting on a wire, a hunter shot one. How many are left?" Little Johnny replied, "None, because the sound would scare the other two away." His teacher said, "No, but I like the way you think!"
Little Johnny replied, "Alright, now I have one for you. What goes in dry and hard and comes out soft and hard?" His teacher was shocked and said, "Little Johnny!" He replied, "It's gum! But I like the way you think!"
I jump and jump if you put bread in me too many times. What am I? A toaster.
Alright, riddle me this: I am loud and obnoxious, I like music that rhymes. I'm a fraction of the population, but commit half the crimes! What am I?
What is the difference between a baby and a canoe?
I would never put a canoe in my garage.
Q: What's stronger than family?
A: Whatever tree Paul Walker hit.
What kind of bee can't fly?
A KOBE.
What is the road on a hill?
Hillside.
What's Moby Dick's dad's name? Papa Boner.
What's black and sits at the top of the stairs?
Stephen Hawking during a house fire.
A little riddle...
Trump has it short, Kennedy has it long, the Pope has it but he doesn't use it, what is it?
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Obviously the Surname, what are you thinking about you pervert?
poop i eat it for dinner i eat it at night yet it never comes out of me? how is that possibul?
pOOp