Who can shave 20 times a day and still have a beard? -- A barber.
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? -- Because they lactose.
Will glass coffins be a success? -- Remains to be seen.
What's the difference between a baby and a salad?
Most people don't get angry when you toss a salad.
What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common?
Their last big hit was the wall.
Why were the Middle Ages called the Dark Ages?
Because there were too many knights.
What do cannibals eat to freshen their breath?
Men toes.
