Riddles
When is a door not a door?
Riddler: Riddle me this, are you scared of the big black?
Person: Big black what?
Riddler: ...
Person: I'm scared of what you mean because you won't tell me what you mean.
One reason I like to tell riddles is because they help with critical thinking skills.
Why do we put round pizzas in square boxes and eat them as triangles?
What starts with S and ends with S? STUPID HOMEWORK NEVER ENDS.
What starts with C and ends with K? Children do not cook.
What did you think I was going to say? How bold of you to assume.
Q: What do you call a rich Asian? A: Dr.
Riddle me this, Batman, what's long, round, and has cum in the middle?
Batman: A dick.
Riddler: NO NO NOOO! It's a cucumber!
I have a riddle for you:
10 people are on a boat, but they all die due to a tsunami except the captain.
Then, when he gets home, his wife serves him “penguin meat.”
Once he eats it, he starts crying.
Why?
What's the difference between a cactus and a school bus?
On a bus all the little pricks are on the inside.
If bedbugs live in beds, where do cockroaches live?
No matter how big the jar, there is one thing that can never fit inside it. What is it?
*Riddle:* All men have one, some got long, some got small. The Pope never uses his, and a man gives it to his wife after getting married. What is it?
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck?
If a woodchuck could chuck wood?
As much wood as a woodchuck could chuck,
If a woodchuck could chuck wood.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special Forces.
What do u call a lesbian dinosaur?
I like alottopuss.
What do you call a black person in a dark room?
Invisible.
What's black, has four wheels, and sits at the top of the stairs?
Steven Hawking after a house fire.
Why do orphans have no parents?
Say your joke in the comments.
There's a one-story house. Everything's yellow, even the kitchen, living room, and bedrooms. What color are the stairs?
Math riddle: If I have 12 bottles of wine in one hand, and 9 in the other, what do I have?