Riddle jokes
Does your shoe have a hole in it?
No.
Then how did you put your foot in it?
Why did the students eat their homework?
Because the teacher said it would be a piece of cake! 🎂😂
What's the difference between a square peg in a round hole and a kilo of lard?
One's a good lot of fat; the other's a fat lot of good.
If you're going shopping at school, what color would I like to smell: True or False?
Crack me, break me, love me, and you ate me--egg.
What do you call a person with no body and no nose? "Nobody knows."
What starts with M and ends with arriage?
Miscarriage. Now we all know that joke never gets old, and you know what?
Neither does the child.
What do u call a lesbian dinosaur?
I like alottopuss.
What has four legs and one arm? A rottweiler at a park.
What is the tallest building in the entire world? The library, because it has so many stories.
What's white, sticky, and better to spit out then to swallow?
Toothpaste.
What's yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of children.
What is a pig crossed with a pineapple?
A porkypine!
There is a man in the hospital. The power went out, and the man was stabbed to death. There are three witnesses: the nurse who was with another patient, the doctor who was reading some paperwork, and The Who who was at the vending machine. Who killed the man?
The mom did, because you can’t use a vending machine when the power's out!
Q: What do you get when you drop all your potato chips in your couch somewhere?
A: A couch potato. HaHaHa
What is the difference between a wagon filled with sand and a wagon filled with newborns?
You cannot unload the sand with a pitchfork.
What's the difference between a sheet and a baby?
One of them is really loud when you iron it.
Let’s say there’s a person who should have never come to exist. How would you find them?
A: Look in a mirror.
When is a car not a car? When it turns into a driveway. 🥁
A teacher asks a boy in her class, "If 3 birds are sitting on a fence, and one is shot, how many are left?" The boy responds with, "None." The teacher asks why. "They would all fly away after hearing the gunshot." The teacher says, "The answer is 2, but I like the way you think."
Later, the boy asks the teacher, "3 women walk out of an ice cream shop. One is eating with a spoon, one is licking it, and one is sucking it. Which one is married?" The teacher says, "The one sucking it." The boy says, "No, the one wearing the ring, but I like the way you think."