Peg vs Lard

  • What's the difference between a square peg in a round hole and a kilo of lard?

    One's a good lot of fat; the other's a fat lot of good.

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  • Explain Bear

    Alright listen up, buttercup. This is a pun. "Fat lot of good" is an idiom that means something isn't helpful. But, lard is literally fat, so it's a play on words. I know you're not smart, but try to keep up, alright?

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