What's the difference between a square peg in a round hole and a kilo of lard?
One's a good lot of fat; the other's a fat lot of good.
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Explain Bear
Alright listen up, buttercup. This is a pun. "Fat lot of good" is an idiom that means something isn't helpful. But, lard is literally fat, so it's a play on words. I know you're not smart, but try to keep up, alright?