Riddle jokes
The teacher asks me what my favourite word is.
I said it but got told off and sent to the principal.
What is my favourite word?
Why did the terrorist cross the road?
To get to the airport!
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7’s a cunt.
Akbar: How many crows are there, Birbal?
Birbal: 8,971.
Akbar: What if there are fewer?
Birbal: Then some crows went on vacation to visit their relatives.
Akbar: What if there are more?
Birbal: Then some came on vacation here to visit their relatives.
What’s black and white and red all over?
A Milano’s cherry.
Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven ate nine.
Why is ten afraid? Because he’s in between nine and eleven.
Why was Balls afraid of Magic?
Because Magic eight Balls.
What's yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of children.
What do you call a pig in a blanket?
My wife on a cold day.
What has two wings and an arrow?
A Chinese telephone. "Wing Wing Arrow!"
What do you call a person with nobody and no nose?
What’s black, white, and red all over? A nun on her period.
What has four legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and three legs in the evening?
A kitchen chair! Your momma sits in it for lunch, and your dad only manages to reattach one of the two legs that broke off by evening.
What do you call a guy with no body and nose?
No body nose
What has 2 or 3 hands and is always right twice a day when it is broken?
A clock.
What gets long when you put it, slides into holes, and likes to squeeze between boobs?
A seatbelt.
What do you call an @EB with no ears?
An Explain B.
What goes up but never comes down? Your age. You have probably heard this joke before.
Why did the lettuce win the race?
A riddle: My enemy is the Joker, I'm black and I help to save Gotham City. Who am I?