Riddle jokes
What do you call a candle in armor?
A knight light.
What do you call a person with no body or a nose?
Nobody knows.
What has two wings and an arrow?
A Chinese telephone. "Wing Wing Arrow!"
Time for a story: There are 500 bricks on a plane, one falls off. How many are left? 499.
What are the 3 steps to putting an elephant in a refrigerator? Open fridge, put in elephant, close fridge.
What are the 4 steps to putting a giraffe in a fridge? Open fridge, take out elephant, put in giraffe, close fridge.
The lion king is having a birthday party. All the animals attend except one, who is it? Giraffe, he's stuck in the fridge.
Sally wants to cross an alligator infested river. There is no bridge and the only way she can get across is by swimming. She swims across safely, how? The alligators where at the birthday party.
Sally dies anyway. How? She got hit in the head by a flying brick.
What goes in and comes out and makes you feel good but isn't sexual?
(Insulin)
I have a riddle for you:
10 people are on a boat, but they all die due to a tsunami except the captain.
Then, when he gets home, his wife serves him “penguin meat.”
Once he eats it, he starts crying.
Why?
*Riddle:* All men have one, some got long, some got small. The Pope never uses his, and a man gives it to his wife after getting married. What is it?
Riddle: I don't move, I travel across the world, but I never leave the corner. What am I?
Answer: A stamp.
What is red, green, lies in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs?
...A girl scout that got hit by a car.
How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
It's some weird number. You probably never heard of it.
What's hard and hairy on the outside and soft and wet on the inside? Coconut, what were you thinking of?
What’s long and hard and full of semen?
A submarine.
What's yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of children.
What is white, black, and red and can't fit through a revolving door?
A nun with a spear through her head!
What goes in hard but comes out soft?
Gum.
What do you call an animal with 3 eyes, 2 mouths, 6 noses, and 4 ears?
Q: The person who makes it doesn't say what it is.
The person who receives it doesn't know what it is.
The person who knows what it is doesn't want it.
What am I?
A: A baby.
Math riddle: If I have 12 bottles of wine in one hand, and 9 in the other, what do I have?
I went on an orphan website. Sadly, there was no home page.
Hi guys, I have a brain teaser for you! Leave it in the comment section if you figure it out. Here you go!
If you kill yourself (suicide which is technically murder), will you go to Heaven or Hell? Because you murdered yourself, but what if you were a Christian?
That was my brain teaser for you guys! Make sure you leave what you came up with for the answer in the comment section below!! PEACE OUT!!!! :)