Riddle jokes
What has 4 wheels, 2 legs, and loves his shoulder?
Stephen Hawking.
How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
To get to the other side!
What do you call a man with no body and no nose?
Nobody nose.
What starts with e, ends with e, and only contains one letter? -- An envelope.
What sort of file turns a one inch hole into a two inch hole?
A pedophile.
What has 4 legs and 1 arm? A Doberman in a playground.
Who can shave 20 times a day and still have a beard? -- A barber.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special Forces.
What's worse than five dead babies in one garbage can?
- One dead baby in five garbage cans.
Q. What's long, hard, and scary when you first see it?
A. Calculus homework.
What's long, black and full of seamen? A submarine.
Community talk
Here is a 'riddle' It starts with an R and ends with a T It has APBOA in the middle It is a loser What is the answer?
8 people online and no chatter so guess how im listening to music rn without sound or headphones in class!!?!
A riddle: My enemy is the Joker, I'm black and I help to save Gotham City. Who I'm?