Riddle jokes
Sally's mother had four children. The fourth April, the second May, the third June. Who was the first child?
Sally.
What do you do to 7 to make it even? Take off the "s".
Riddles not jokes.
What has 4 legs but cannot walk?
What has bark but no bite?
There's a one-story house in which everything is orange. Orange walls, orange doors, orange furniture. What color are the stairs?
What has holes but can carry water?
What is in front of you, but cannot be seen?
What is something you have inside you that is pink, but cannot be seen?
What can you catch but not throw?
And last one:
What can rule, but not command?
Tell me the answers in the comments.
Like 90% of this was from this link: https://parade.com/947956/parade/riddles/
One more thing: Don't google it or search it up, use your brain to answer these.
What has 50 legs but can't walk?
25 disabled children.
How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
It's some weird number. You probably never heard of it.
What’s long and hard and full of semen?
A submarine.
What's yellow, slimy, and smells like bananas?
Monkey puke.
What do you call a person with no body or a nose?
Nobody knows.
I’m tall when I’m young, and I’m short when I’m old. What am I?
Why do orphans have no parents?
Say your joke in the comments.
Why did the lettuce win the race?
What's hard and hairy on the outside and soft and wet on the inside? Coconut, what were you thinking of?
I jump and jump if you put bread in me too many times. What am I? A toaster.
What goes in and comes out and makes you feel good but isn't sexual?
(Insulin)
What came first, the chicken or the egg?
I do not know.
Q: What do you call a rich Asian? A: Dr.
Math riddle: If I have 12 bottles of wine in one hand, and 9 in the other, what do I have?
I have a riddle for you:
10 people are on a boat, but they all die due to a tsunami except the captain.
Then, when he gets home, his wife serves him “penguin meat.”
Once he eats it, he starts crying.
Why?
Why was Balls afraid of Magic?
Because Magic eight Balls.
What do you call a man with no body and no nose?
Nobody knows.