Miscarriage Riddle

The joke uses wordplay by answering the riddle with "miscarriage." It then adds a dark twist by noting that, like the joke, the child also never gets old, implying that the child died in the miscarriage.

• Miscarriage
• Child
• Dark Humor
• Morbidity
• Old
• Marriage

• What starts with M and ends with carriage? This joke never gets old, but then again neither does the baby.
• What's red and blue and runs up your leg? A homesick miscarriage.
• You can laugh at how men are stupid. But remember their favorite thing. It starts with "M" and ends with "arriage". If you guessed "Marriage" you're stupid. It's miscarriage and don't forget it. The joke never gets old to him. Just like the baby.
• What's the best thing about dead baby jokes? They never grow old.