There is a man in the hospital. The power went out, and the man was stabbed to death. There are three witnesses: the nurse who was with another patient, the doctor who was reading some paperwork, and The Who who was at the vending machine. Who killed the man?
The mom did, because you can’t use a vending machine when the power's out!
Alright, listen up, numbskull! You think you're smart, huh? You're the kinda guy who probably tries to use a vending machine when the power's out. Get it now? "The Who" sounds like "who," so the joke tricks you into thinking about the rock band, but it's asking who committed the crime and then says it was the mom, since you can't use a vending machine without power. What a loser!
