Rhyme jokes

Violets are blue, roses are red.

Last night your mom was giving me head.

Roses are red, violets are blue, if I had a brick, I’d throw it at you.

Roses are red, violets are blue, my mom and dad died, next you'll be gone too.

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you take Kirby’s food, he will stab you.

Roses are red, violets are blue, A face like yours belongs in a zoo. Don't worry, I'll be there with you, But not in the cage, but laughing at you.

Roses are red, you are gay, and that's it.

There was a woman from Ealing, she had a peculiar feeling. She laid on her back, opened her crack, and pissed all over the ceiling.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You smell like shit. And you look like it too.

Roses are red, violets are blue, this poem doesn’t make sense, washing machine.

Skidaddle skidoodle, your dick is now a noodle!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got genital warts, Soon you will, too!

What was the drug addict's favorite nursery rhyme?

I'm a little crack pot short and stout, put that crack pipe in my mouth, sell my body or sell my couch, get that lighter and smoke me out!

My son said, "What rhymes with orange?"

I said, "No, it doesn't!"

Roses are red, Violets are fine, You can be the six, And I can be the nine.

Where in the nursery rhyme does it say Humpty Dumpty was an egg?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, God made me pretty, WHAT THE FRICK HAPPENED TO YOU?

1, 2 buckle my shoe.

3, 4 buckle some more.

5, 6 Nike kicks.

1, 2 buckle my shoe.

3, 4 open the door.

5, 6 Nike kicks.

Why did the rapper become a painter?

To brush up on his rhymes!

I went to the bank to apply for a Personal Loan.

Then they found out I wanted to be a rapper, so they didn't want to Post M"loan."

Jack and Jill went up a hill

To pick some dill.

Jack slid down the hill and hurt his leg of skill,

And he needed a painkiller pill.