A guy told me, "Nothing rhymes with orange." So I replied, "No it doesn't."
In Saudi Arabia, there lived a man named Abdul. Abdul rhymes with Azul, the Spanish word for blue. And he probably be lookin more blue than me
Roses are red violets are fine you can be the sic and I can be the nine
Yankee doodle went to town riding on a pony, he opened up a pasta shop and made some macaroni.
Why did the rapper go to the auto shop?
To get his RHYMES in TUNE
What's a rapper's favorite DESSERT?
Rhyme-berry pie
What's a rapper's favorite drink?
RHYME-A-RITA
It's amazing how many things ryme with blue.
Blue, sue, stew, poo, screw, new, boo, do, rue, glue, you, to, too, flew, you, goo, zoo, two, moo, woo, ooh, blew...
I love to have sex and my name is lex which one should i be with next i really hate my ex i just saw a huge t rex and i think you probably saw this text
Welcome for the rhyme
Think of your favorite singer. Now. Go ask someone what is your favorite singer. My favorite singer is Halsey, BTS, . Now think about your least fave mine is oil Londonđ” this is my home now 1. What rhymes with oil put it in da chat. Bye weird people
Why did the rapper start gardening?
He wanted to get more ROOTS in his rhymes
Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
In case of ILL RHYMES
Roses are red,my name is Dan...tdm,I have a gun,GET IN THE VAN!
What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?
Dr. Dre
What do you call a rapper who's also a PIRATE?
Captain Rhyme
Why did the rapper bring a map to the studio?
To find the right direction for his FLOW
Why did the alien go to the rap battle?
Because he had some UNEARTHLY rhymes
What do you call a rapper who's always late?
TIME RHYME
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They wear their RHYMES
What do you call a rapper who can't rhyme?
A rapscallion without the RAP
