Roses are red,my name is Dan...tdm,I have a gun,GET IN THE VAN!
Why did the rapper bring a map to the studio?
To find the right direction for his FLOW
Why did the alien go to the rap battle?
Because he had some UNEARTHLY rhymes
What do you call a rapper who's always late?
TIME RHYME
What's a rapper's favorite type of exercise?
RHYME and REPEAT
Why did the rapper take the bus to the studio?
Because their car ran out of RHYME
What do you call a rapper who's also a PIRATE?
Captain Rhyme
What's a rapper's favorite type of pet?
A RHYMING PARROT
What did the beat say to the rapper?
"You're OFF RHYTHM, but I'll give you a hand"
Why was the rapper always so confident?
Because he had a lot of RHYME and REASON
What did the rapper say to his BROKEN PENCIL?
"You broke the beat"
What's a rapper's favorite sport?
RHYME RACING
Why was the rapper always happy?
Because he lived life in RHYME
What do you call a group of rappers waiting in line?
A RHYME QUEUE
Why did the rapper bring a clock to the concert?
Because he wanted to drop some TIMELY RHYMES
Why was the rapper always late?
Because he had to drop his kids off at the RHYME BUS
How do rappers like their pizza?
With extra RHYME-A-JALAPENOS
Why was the rapper always happy?
Because he lived life on the RHYME SIDE
What did the rapper say to the microphone?
"You better DROP THE BEAT, or I'll drop YOU”
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always find their way with their FLOW