Roses are red, balls are round, skirts are up, panties are down, belly to belly, skin to skin, when it's stiff, stick it in.
Violets are blue, roses are red.
Last night your mom was giving me head.
Roses are red, violets are blue, if you take Kirby’s food, he will stab you.
Roses are red, violets are blue, my mom and dad died, next you'll be gone too.
Roses are red, violets are blue, this poem doesn’t make sense, washing machine.
Roses are red, you are gay, and that's it.
There was a woman from Ealing, she had a peculiar feeling. She laid on her back, opened her crack, and pissed all over the ceiling.
Roses are red. Violets are blue. You smell like shit. And you look like it too.
Roses are red, violets are blue, A face like yours belongs in a zoo. Don't worry, I'll be there with you, But not in the cage, but laughing at you.
Skidaddle skidoodle, your dick is now a noodle!
Rose's are Red Violets are Blue I've got Genital Wart's, Soon you will too-
Roses are red, CEO's are white, Patrick Mahomes says, the refs are always right.
What was the drug addict's favorite nursery rhyme?
I'm a little crack pot short and stout, put that crack pipe in my mouth, sell my body or sell my couch, get that lighter and smoke me out!
My son said, "What rhymes with orange?"
I said, "No, it doesn't!"
1, 2 buckle my shoe.
3, 4 buckle some more.
5, 6 Nike kicks.
1, 2 buckle my shoe.
3, 4 open the door.
5, 6 Nike kicks.
Roses are red violets are fine you can be the sic and I can be the nine
Roses are red, Violets are blue, God made me pretty, WHAT THE FRICK HAPPENED TO YOU?
Where in the nursery rhyme does it say Humpty Dumpty was an egg?
Why did the rapper become a painter?
To brush up on his rhymes!
I went to the bank to apply for a Personal Loan.
Then they found out I wanted to be a rapper, so they didn't want to Post M"loan."
