Rhyme jokes
Foxy is red,
Bonnie is blue,
And Golden Freddy will kill you.
How do rappers stay organized?
With rhyme books instead of planners!
If a woman’s version of marriage is "happy wife, happy life," but statistically men are more likely to kill themselves, so who should be making who happy?
Then a man’s is "happy husband, don’t get bludgeoned."
I met a lewd nude in Bermuda
Who thought she was shrewd: I was shrewder;
She thought it quite crude
To be wooed in the nude;
I pursued her, subdued her, and screwed her.
What do you call a rapper who can't keep a beat?
A RAPPER-TAP-TAP!
roses are red coal needs to burn i masterbated and it started to burn
What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?
A rhyme scheme that's all about the Benjamins!
Old McDonald cuts himself.
E-M-E-M O!
What's a rapper's favorite insect?
Rhy-mosquito.
What’s a rapper’s favorite part of the house?
The rhyme cellar.
What is an orange?
World's only not rhyming thing. Hehhhehehehehhe.
HELP! I MIGHT BE A RELIGIOUS EXTREMIST BECAUSE MY RHYMES ARE DA BOMB.
What do you call a rapper who can't rhyme?
A rapscallion without the rap.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To drop some KNOWLEDGEABLE RHYMES!
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They wear their rhymes!
"(live comedy club) Foul Mouthed Trump Hating Comic:
......"Hey how 'bout that Donald Trump chump, what the fuck up with that dude, man? Geeeezus, he got some kuh-razy ass shit spewing endlessly out that pie-hole, 24/8!" (< leap week, muthafukas!) . . . "I mean, even his last name rhymes with shit that's synonymous for being fucked up, for instance"....
STUMP: TEENY DICK
BUMP: TINY TIT
GUMP: DIMWITTED MOVIE IDIOT GUY
MUMP: A FUCKED UP CHILDREN'S DISEASE
LUMP: IF IT'S MALIGNANT, YOU'RE KINDA FUCKED
UMP: OFTEN MAKES TERRIBLE CALLS
RUMP: AN ASS
DUMP: A PILE OF SHIT THAT CAME OUT OF AN ASS
HUMP: SOMETHING DADDY DID TO HIM DAILY THROUGHOUT CHILDHOOD
PUMP: SEE "HUMP" . . . and last, but definitely not least --
JUMP: JUMP INTO A DEEP HOLE MOTHER FUCKER, AND GO TO HELL!!
.... "Well that's about it for me as my explosive diarrhea is about ready to take a turn for the worse!! ......(splort!, plop!)....... OOOOPS!! ..... sniff, sniff........ Ewww!" (audience roars) "Fuhhhhk!". . . I better go, 'cause I just went!! ..... Ha! ha! ha!" . . . "Thank You Lazies and Gerbilmen! Good Night!!" ............
(endless laughter, guffaws, cheers, jeers, queers, beers, pants pee-ing, beaters beating, pepper sprayin', guns poppin')
"OH LORDY!!... HELL HATH FINALLY COMETH, AND ARMAGETTIN' THE FUCK OUTTA HEEE!!"
(quick curtain call, and off to waiting taxi.........with the windows down) .......Amen."
What's a rapper's favorite type of FOOTWEAR?
Rhyme Boots.
Violets are blue, or green, so is your face so ugly, too.
I know you’re feeling in a haze, but please enjoy your last three days.
What's only book rapeboat ever read? Rhyming dictionary, he got no rhymes without it.
Roses are red.
Your passports are blue.
Now go stand over there,
In that very long queue!