Rhyme jokes
Bligitty blot, bliggity blit,
You better not be talkin' shit. 🔫
Roses are red, violets are blue, A face like yours belongs in a zoo. Don't worry, I'll be there with you, But not in the cage, but laughing at you.
Why did the rapper bring a suitcase to the studio?
Because he was packing his rhyme books!
Roses are red,
Lilies are white,
One race ends up dead
And the other ends up bright.
Why did the rapper become an electrician?
Because he wanted to SHOCK the audience with his RHYMES.
1, 2 look at your shoes.
3, 4 they look better than yours.
5, 6 you have no friends.
7, 8 you look like a ape.
9, 10 don't you like men?
11, 12 hell naw I like females.
Roses are red, you are gay, and that's it.
Roses are red, That much is true, But violets are purple, Not F***ing blue!
Roses are red, Holy moly is a flower, WOULD'N'T YOU LIKE A TASTE OF THE POWER!??? 🔥🔥🔥
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To fix his flow.
Why was the rapper bad at basketball?
He could only dribble rhymes.
Why did the ghost become a rapper?
Because he had some UNEARTHLY flow!
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he was always COOKING UP RHYMES!
Roses are red, CEO's are white, Patrick Mahomes says, the refs are always right.
About to go on a date.
But she was late.
So I got some tape.
And eventually punished her with rape.
Why was the rapper always happy?
Because he lived life on the rhyme side!
What did the rapper say to the microphone?
"You better DROP THE BEAT, or I'll drop YOU!"
Two gay kids made their version of the Jack and Jill nursery rhyme.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pair of lattes.
What’s a rapper’s favorite computer key?
The space bar... it lets them space out their rhymes!
Rapboat steals more rhymes than black people steal cars.