Jack and Jill went up a hill
To pick some dill.
Jack slid down the hill and hurt his leg of skill,
And he needed a painkiller pill.
Rhyme Jokes
Roses are red, CEO's are white, Patrick Mahomes says, the refs are always right.
Funny how "Hawking" rhymes with "talking" and "walking," and he can't do either.
And the first four letters of his Christian name spell "step," and he also can't do that.
In Saudi Arabia, there lived a man named Abdul.
Abdul rhymes with Azul, the Spanish word for blue.
And he probably be lookin' more blue than me.
A guy told me, "Nothing rhymes with orange."
So I replied, "No, it doesn't."
Yankee Doodle went to town riding on a pony. He opened up a pasta shop and made some macaroni.
Roses are red, violets are blue, You're so flat we can play chess on your chest!
What's a rapper's favorite DESSERT?
Rhyme-berry pie.
Why did the rapper go to the auto shop?
To get his RHYMES in TUNE.
What's a rapper's favorite drink?
RHYME-A-RITA
I love to have sex. And my name is Lex. Which one should I be with next? I really hate my ex. I just saw a huge T Rex, And I think you probably saw this text.
Welcome for the rhyme.
It's amazing how many things rhyme with blue.
Blue, sue, stew, poo, screw, new, boo, do, rue, glue, you, to, too, flew, you, goo, zoo, two, moo, woo, ooh, blew...
1, 2 look at your shoes.
3, 4 they look better than yours.
5, 6 you have no friends.
7, 8 you look like a ape.
9, 10 don't you like men?
11, 12 hell naw I like females.
Think of your favorite singer. Now, go ask someone what is your favorite singer. My favorite singer is Halsey, BTS. Now think about your least fave, mine is Oil London šµ. This is my home now.
1. What rhymes with "oil"? Put it in da chat. Bye weird people!
Roses are red, violets are blue,
Oh, shit, I have nothing to say to you!
Aiden's the best, in any contest, and no matter what, he'll kick your butt!
Why did the rapper start gardening?
He wanted to get more ROOTS in his rhymes.
Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
In case of ill rhymes!
Roses are red, my name is Dan...
TDM, I have a gun, GET IN THE VAN!
Roses are red. Violets are blue, when a sumo saw you, he peed his pants.
