Rhyme Jokes

Jack and Jill went up a hill

To pick some dill.

Jack slid down the hill and hurt his leg of skill,

And he needed a painkiller pill.

Funny how Hawking rhymes with talking and walking and he can't do either. And first 4 letters of his Christian name spells step and he also can't do that.

Yankee Doodle went to town riding on a pony. He opened up a pasta shop and made some macaroni.

A guy told me, "Nothing rhymes with orange."

So I replied, "No, it doesn't."

In Saudi Arabia, there lived a man named Abdul.

Abdul rhymes with Azul, the Spanish word for blue.

And he probably be lookin' more blue than me.

The image contains the text 'roses are red, violets are blue' above the text 'I can't believe that I fucked a jew'. A link to xvideos.com is also on the image.

Roses are red, violets are blue, You're so flat we can play chess on your chest!

What's a rapper's favorite DESSERT?

Rhyme-berry pie.

Why did the rapper go to the auto shop?

To get his RHYMES in TUNE.

What's a rapper's favorite drink?

RHYME-A-RITA

It's amazing how many things rhyme with blue.

Blue, sue, stew, poo, screw, new, boo, do, rue, glue, you, to, too, flew, you, goo, zoo, two, moo, woo, ooh, blew...

I love to have sex. And my name is Lex. Which one should I be with next? I really hate my ex. I just saw a huge T Rex, And I think you probably saw this text.

Welcome for the rhyme.

1, 2 look at your shoes.

3, 4 they look better than yours.

5, 6 you have no friends.

7, 8 you look like a ape.

9, 10 don't you like men?

11, 12 hell naw I like females.

Think of your favorite singer. Now, go ask someone what is your favorite singer. My favorite singer is Halsey, BTS. Now think about your least fave, mine is Oil London 😵. This is my home now.

1. What rhymes with "oil"? Put it in da chat. Bye weird people!