Why did the rapper bring a calculator to the party?
To count his RHYMES PER MINUTE
What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?
A RHYME SCHEME that's all about the BENJAMINS
Why did the rapper go to school?
To drop some KNOWLEDGEABLE RHYMES
What do you call a rapper who can't keep a beat?
A RAPPER-TAP-TAP
Why did the rapper take the bus to the studio?
Because their car ran out of RHYME
What did the rapper say to his BROKEN PENCIL?
"You broke the beat"
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he was always COOKING UP RHYMES
What did the beat say to the rapper?
"You're OFF RHYTHM, but I'll give you a hand"
Why was the rapper always so confident?
Because he had a lot of RHYME and REASON
Why did the rapper become a construction worker?
Because they were always BUILDING UP their RHYMES
HELP! I MIGHT BE A RELIGOUS EXTREMIST. BECAUSE MY RHYMES ARE DA BOMB.
y'know what rhymes with clash, zoom, dang? slash, boom, bang, snap.
How do you know if a rapper is lying?
His RHYMES don't add up
How do rappers like their pizza?
With extra RHYME-A-JALAPENOS
Why was the rapper always happy?
Because he lived life on the RHYME SIDE
Why did the rapper go to the gym?
To work on his FLEX RHYMES
Why did the rapper become a fisherman?
Because he wanted to drop some DEEP SEA RHYMES
What did the rapper say to the microphone?
"You better DROP THE BEAT, or I'll drop YOU”
What do you call a group of rappers waiting in line?
A RHYME QUEUE
How do you find a rapper in a snowstorm?
Look for the one with the ICE-COLD RHYMES
