Rhyme

Rhyme Jokes

Rose

Roses are red, CEO's are white, Patrick Mahomes says, the refs are always right.

Face

Roses are red, violets are blue.

My heart is dead because of you.

Actually, not because of you... because of your face.

Hawking

Funny how "Hawking" rhymes with "talking" and "walking," and he can't do either.

And the first four letters of his Christian name spell "step," and he also can't do that.

Man

In Saudi Arabia, there lived a man named Abdul.

Abdul rhymes with Azul, the Spanish word for blue.

And he probably be lookin' more blue than me.

Orange

A guy told me, "Nothing rhymes with orange."

So I replied, "No, it doesn't."

Macaroni

Yankee Doodle went to town riding on a pony. He opened up a pasta shop and made some macaroni.

Rose

Roses are red, violets are blue, You're so flat we can play chess on your chest!

Sex

I love to have sex. And my name is Lex. Which one should I be with next? I really hate my ex. I just saw a huge T Rex, And I think you probably saw this text.

Welcome for the rhyme.

Language

It's amazing how many things rhyme with blue.

Blue, sue, stew, poo, screw, new, boo, do, rue, glue, you, to, too, flew, you, goo, zoo, two, moo, woo, ooh, blew...

Insult

1, 2 look at your shoes.

3, 4 they look better than yours.

5, 6 you have no friends.

7, 8 you look like a ape.

9, 10 don't you like men?

11, 12 hell naw I like females.

Singer

Think of your favorite singer. Now, go ask someone what is your favorite singer. My favorite singer is Halsey, BTS. Now think about your least fave, mine is Oil London 😵. This is my home now.

1. What rhymes with "oil"? Put it in da chat. Bye weird people!

Rose

Roses are red, violets are blue,

Oh, shit, I have nothing to say to you!

Aiden

Aiden's the best, in any contest, and no matter what, he'll kick your butt!

Rapper

Why did the rapper start gardening?

He wanted to get more ROOTS in his rhymes.

Van

Roses are red, my name is Dan...

TDM, I have a gun, GET IN THE VAN!

Sumo

Roses are red. Violets are blue, when a sumo saw you, he peed his pants.