Rhyme jokes

I went to the bank to apply for a Personal Loan.

Then they found out I wanted to be a rapper, so they didn't want to Post M"loan."

Roses are red, CEO's are white, Patrick Mahomes says, the refs are always right.

Funny how "Hawking" rhymes with "talking" and "walking," and he can't do either.

And the first four letters of his Christian name spell "step," and he also can't do that.

Roses are red, violets are blue, feminist pussy stinks, and yours does too.

What's a rapper's favorite DESSERT?

Rhyme-berry pie.

Why did the rapper go to the auto shop?

To get his RHYMES in TUNE.

A guy told me, "Nothing rhymes with orange."

So I replied, "No, it doesn't."

In Saudi Arabia, there lived a man named Abdul.

Abdul rhymes with Azul, the Spanish word for blue.

And he probably be lookin' more blue than me.

Yankee Doodle went to town riding on a pony. He opened up a pasta shop and made some macaroni.

Roses are red, violets are blue, You're so flat we can play chess on your chest!

What's a rapper's favorite drink?

RHYME-A-RITA

Roses are red, violets are blue.

My heart is dead because of you.

Actually, not because of you... because of your face.

I love to have sex. And my name is Lex. Which one should I be with next? I really hate my ex. I just saw a huge T Rex, And I think you probably saw this text.

Welcome for the rhyme.

It's amazing how many things rhyme with blue.

Blue, sue, stew, poo, screw, new, boo, do, rue, glue, you, to, too, flew, you, goo, zoo, two, moo, woo, ooh, blew...

Two gay kids made their version of the Jack and Jill nursery rhyme.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pair of lattes.

1, 2 look at your shoes.

3, 4 they look better than yours.

5, 6 you have no friends.

7, 8 you look like a ape.

9, 10 don't you like men?

11, 12 hell naw I like females.

Roses are red, violets are blue,

Oh, shit, I have nothing to say to you!

Think of your favorite singer. Now, go ask someone what is your favorite singer. My favorite singer is Halsey, BTS. Now think about your least fave, mine is Oil London 😵. This is my home now.

1. What rhymes with "oil"? Put it in da chat. Bye weird people!

Aiden's the best, in any contest, and no matter what, he'll kick your butt!

Why did the rapper start gardening?

He wanted to get more ROOTS in his rhymes.