Rhyme jokes
What's a rapper's favorite insect?
Rhy-mosquito.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Fortnite is dead and so are you.
How does a rapper make tea?
He drops some HOT BARS into a cup.
What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?
A rhyme scheme that's all about the Benjamins!
Roses are red, violets are blue,
Oh, shit, I have nothing to say to you!
roses are red coal needs to burn i masterbated and it started to burn
It's amazing how many things rhyme with blue.
Blue, sue, stew, poo, screw, new, boo, do, rue, glue, you, to, too, flew, you, goo, zoo, two, moo, woo, ooh, blew...
Why did the rapper start gardening?
He wanted to get more ROOTS in his rhymes.
What do you call a rapper who can't keep a beat?
A RAPPER-TAP-TAP!
Roses are red, violets are blue, my mom and dad died, next you'll be gone too.
Aiden's the best, in any contest, and no matter what, he'll kick your butt!
Roses are red, balls are round, skirts are up, panties are down, belly to belly, skin to skin, when it's stiff, stick it in.
What's a rapper's favorite sport?
Rhyme racing.
Roses are red. Violets are blue. You smell like shit. And you look like it too.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got genital warts, Soon you will, too!
How do you know if a rapper is lying?
His rhymes don't add up.
Only Dick Rapeboat got is his rhyming dictionary.
2, 4, 6, 8, you're staying up too late.
2, 4, 6, 8, all I do is master bait.
Yo mama so fat, she called Dr. Seuss and he couldn’t even rhyme back.
Where in the nursery rhyme does it say Humpty Dumpty was an egg?
What’s a rapper’s favorite part of the house?
The rhyme cellar.