Rhyme jokes
What's white and rhymes with Dre? Eminem.
One little orphan had roast beef, the other had none.
One little orphan went to market, the other stayed home. Wait a second.
You’ll need a bib when you’re done eating my ribs.
You smell like you farted. FARTED harted HARTED. A B honor rolls, all F's, you retarded. OHHHHHHHH!
For some reason, people make fun of my name because it rhymes with something that starts with an F.
The only thing shittier than rapeboats rhymes are his jokes.
Roses are red, violets are blue, You'll suck my dick 'cause I'm stronger than you.
I remember you. You used to be an ash.
I would love to roast you more, but my mom said to not burn trash.
It's amazing how many things rhyme with blue.
Blue, sue, stew, poo, screw, new, boo, do, rue, glue, you, to, too, flew, you, goo, zoo, two, moo, woo, ooh, blew...
Only Dick Rapeboat got is his rhyming dictionary.
Why did the alien go to the rap battle?
Because he had some UNEARTHLY rhymes!
Roses are red, violets are blue,
Oh, shit, I have nothing to say to you!
Roses are red, violets are blue, feminist pussy stinks, and yours does too.
What is the best thing about gay people?
They're gay about being gay even though they're gonna get shot in the USA. Wait, that rhymes!
Dad, sad, bad, rad, nad, tad, glad, clad, plaid, had.
Why did the rapper take the bus to the studio?
Because their car ran out of RHYME.
There was a woman from Ealing, she had a peculiar feeling. She laid on her back, opened her crack, and pissed all over the ceiling.
Why did the rapper bring a calculator to the party?
To count his RHYMES PER MINUTE.
What's a rapper's favorite drink?
RHYME-A-RITA
Everybody was kung flu dying.
It traveled as fast as lightning.
2020 was expert timing.
In fact, it was a little bit frightening.