Rhyme jokes
2, 4, 6, 8, you're staying up too late.
2, 4, 6, 8, all I do is master bait.
What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?
Dr. Dre.
Why was the rapper always late?
Because he had to drop his kids off at the Rhyme Bus.
How do you know if a rapper is lying?
His rhymes don't add up.
Why did the rapper become a fisherman?
Because he wanted to drop some DEEP SEA RHYMES.
Why did the rapper go to the gym?
To work on his flex rhymes!
How does a rapper make tea?
He drops some HOT BARS into a cup.
Why was the rapper always happy?
Because he lived life on the rhyme side!
How do you find a rapper in a snowstorm?
Look for the one with the "ICE-COLD RHYMES."
What do you call a group of rappers waiting in line?
A rhyme queue.
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always find their way with their flow.
What did the rapper say to the microphone?
"You better DROP THE BEAT, or I'll drop YOU!"
How do rappers like their pizza?
With extra rhyme-a-jalapenos.
Roses are red,
Lilies are white,
One race ends up dead
And the other ends up bright.
What is the difference between a man peering through the keyhole and a woman in the bath?
One is rude and nosy; the other is nude and Rosy.
What is the difference between a grandmother and a maid?
One is hope and the other is soap.
HELP! I MIGHT BE A RELIGIOUS EXTREMIST BECAUSE MY RHYMES ARE DA BOMB.
Foxy is red,
Bonnie is blue,
And Golden Freddy will kill you.
For some reason, people make fun of my name because it rhymes with something that starts with an F.
Alle Kinder hiessen Melissa, ausser Kurt, han hed det "grime Kurt bombomn".