Rhyme jokes
Phone: YEETED.
TikTok: DELETED.
Therapy: NEEDED.
Wife: BEATED.
Why did the rapper go to the gym?
To work on his flex rhymes!
How does a rapper make tea?
He drops some HOT BARS into a cup.
What did the rapper say to the microphone?
"You better DROP THE BEAT, or I'll drop YOU!"
Why was the rapper always happy?
Because he lived life on the rhyme side!
How do rappers like their pizza?
With extra rhyme-a-jalapenos.
Why was the rapper always late?
Because he had to drop his kids off at the Rhyme Bus.
How do you know if a rapper is lying?
His rhymes don't add up.
How do you find a rapper in a snowstorm?
Look for the one with the "ICE-COLD RHYMES."
What do you call a group of rappers waiting in line?
A rhyme queue.
Why did the rapper become a fisherman?
Because he wanted to drop some DEEP SEA RHYMES.
HELP! I MIGHT BE A RELIGIOUS EXTREMIST BECAUSE MY RHYMES ARE DA BOMB.
Foxy is red,
Bonnie is blue,
And Golden Freddy will kill you.
For some reason, people make fun of my name because it rhymes with something that starts with an F.
Y'know what rhymes with clash, zoom, dang?
Slash, boom, bang, snap.
Alle Kinder hiessen Melissa, ausser Kurt, han hed det "grime Kurt bombomn".
What is the difference between a grandmother and a maid?
One is hope and the other is soap.
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always find their way with their flow.
Roses are red, violets are blue, You'll suck my dick 'cause I'm stronger than you.
Roses are red, violets are blue, the stonks are high, and so are you.