Foxy is red,
Bonnie is blue,
And Golden Freddy will kill you.
HELP! I MIGHT BE A RELIGIOUS EXTREMIST BECAUSE MY RHYMES ARE DA BOMB.
Why did the rapper become a fisherman?
Because he wanted to drop some DEEP SEA RHYMES.
How does a rapper make tea?
He drops some HOT BARS into a cup.
How do you know if a rapper is lying?
His rhymes don't add up.
What did the rapper say to the microphone?
"You better DROP THE BEAT, or I'll drop YOU!"
Why was the rapper always late?
Because he had to drop his kids off at the Rhyme Bus.
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always find their way with their FLOW
Why was the rapper always happy?
Because he lived life on the rhyme side!
How do rappers like their pizza?
With extra rhyme-a-jalapenos.
roses are red, violets are blue, the stonks are high and so are you.
I don’t have a joke but a poem about a sex/dark joke.
Row, row, row your boat, Gently down the stream. Merrily, merrily, merrily, I can make you scream!
Two gay kids made their version of the Jack and Jill nursery rhyme.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pair of lattes.
See you later, crocodile.
In a while, pedophile.
Grass is green. I am the queen. If only I can see you scream on the screen.
Things that rhyme with green, queen, screen: clean, between, been, ...
Rapboat steals more rhymes than black people steal cars.
The only thing shittier than rapeboats rhymes are his jokes.
What's only book rapeboat ever read? Rhyming dictionary, he got no rhymes without it.
One fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish.
I’m breaking up with you, bitch.
How do rappers stay cool in the summer?
They drop ICE COLD rhymes.
