Y'know what rhymes with clash, zoom, dang?
Slash, boom, bang, snap.
How does a rapper make tea?
He drops some HOT BARS into a cup.
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always find their way with their flow.
How do rappers like their pizza?
With extra rhyme-a-jalapenos.
Why was the rapper always late?
Because he had to drop his kids off at the Rhyme Bus.
How do you know if a rapper is lying?
His rhymes don't add up.
What do you call a group of rappers waiting in line?
A rhyme queue.
What did the rapper say to the microphone?
"You better DROP THE BEAT, or I'll drop YOU!"
Why was the rapper always happy?
Because he lived life on the rhyme side!
Alle Kinder hiessen Melissa, ausser Kurt, han hed det "grime Kurt bombomn".
Why did the rapper become a fisherman?
Because he wanted to drop some DEEP SEA RHYMES.
Why did the rapper go to the gym?
To work on his flex rhymes!
How do you find a rapper in a snowstorm?
Look for the one with the "ICE-COLD RHYMES."
Roses are red, violets are blue, the stonks are high, and so are you.
Roses are red, violets are blue, You'll suck my dick 'cause I'm stronger than you.
I don’t have a joke but a poem about a sex/dark joke.
Row, row, row your boat, Gently down the stream. Merrily, merrily, merrily, I can make you scream!
Two gay kids made their version of the Jack and Jill nursery rhyme.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pair of lattes.
See you later, crocodile.
In a while, pedophile.
Grass is green. I am the queen. If only I can see you scream on the screen.
Things that rhyme with green, queen, screen: clean, between, been, ...
The only thing shittier than rapeboats rhymes are his jokes.
