What did the beat say to the rapper?
"You're off rhythm, but I'll give you a hand!"
What do you call a rapper who can't keep a beat?
A RAPPER-TAP-TAP!
Why did the rapper take the bus to the studio?
Because their car ran out of RHYME.
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They wear their RHYMES
What do you call a rapper who's always late?
TIME RHYME
Why did the alien go to the rap battle?
Because he had some UNEARTHLY rhymes!
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he was always COOKING UP RHYMES!
Why did the rapper bring a calculator to the party?
To count his RHYMES PER MINUTE
Why did the rapper bring a map to the studio?
To find the right direction for his FLOW
What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?
A RHYME SCHEME that's all about the BENJAMINS
What did the rapper say to his BROKEN PENCIL?
"You broke the beat!"
Why was the rapper always so confident?
Because he had a lot of rhyme and reason!
What do you call a rapper who's also a pirate?
Captain Rhyme.
What do you call a rapper who can't rhyme?
A rapscallion without the RAP
Alle Kinder hiessen Melissa, ausser Kurt, han hed det "grime Kurt bombomn".
Y'know what rhymes with clash, zoom, dang?
Slash, boom, bang, snap.
Why did the rapper go to the gym?
To work on his flex rhymes!
How do you find a rapper in a snowstorm?
Look for the one with the "ICE-COLD RHYMES."
What do you call a group of rappers waiting in line?
A rhyme queue.
For some reason, people make fun of my name because it rhymes with something that starts with an F.
