What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?
Dr. Dre.
Rhyme Jokes
2, 4, 6, 8, you're staying up too late.
2, 4, 6, 8, all I do is master bait.
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he was always COOKING UP RHYMES!
Why was the rapper always so confident?
Because he had a lot of rhyme and reason!
Why did the rapper bring a calculator to the party?
To count his RHYMES PER MINUTE.
What do you call a rapper who can't keep a beat?
A RAPPER-TAP-TAP!
Why did the rapper take the bus to the studio?
Because their car ran out of RHYME.
Why did the rapper bring a map to the studio?
To find the right direction for his FLOW.
What did the beat say to the rapper?
"You're off rhythm, but I'll give you a hand!"
What do you call a rapper who's also a pirate?
Captain Rhyme.
What do you call a rapper who can't rhyme?
A rapscallion without the rap.
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They wear their rhymes!
What do you call a rapper who's always late?
Time Rhyme.
Why did the alien go to the rap battle?
Because he had some UNEARTHLY rhymes!
What did the rapper say to his BROKEN PENCIL?
"You broke the beat!"
Why did the rapper go to school?
To drop some KNOWLEDGEABLE RHYMES!
Why did the rapper become a construction worker?
Because they were always BUILDING UP their RHYMES!
What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?
A rhyme scheme that's all about the Benjamins!
HELP! I MIGHT BE A RELIGIOUS EXTREMIST BECAUSE MY RHYMES ARE DA BOMB.
Foxy is red,
Bonnie is blue,
And Golden Freddy will kill you.
