Rhyme jokes
What's a rapper's favorite DESSERT?
Rhyme-berry pie.
Two gay kids made their version of the Jack and Jill nursery rhyme.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pair of lattes.
"Jonny, Jonny?"
"Yes, Papa?"
"Eating sugar?"
"No, Papa."
"Open your mouth!" Shoves hand down throat-
My name is Dan, I wear white Vans, I have a gun, get in the van!
Roses are red, violets are blue, My name is Bucky, And I am stucky.
Knock knock. Who's there? You... You who? You smell like shit!
Oompa Loompa Doobity doo, I got a glock and it’s pointing at you.
Q: What do you call a group of kids with Down's Syndrome?
A: Chromie homies.
Y'know what rhymes with clash, zoom, dang?
Slash, boom, bang, snap.
1, 2 buckle my shoe.
3, 4 buckle some more.
5, 6 Nike kicks.
1, 2 buckle my shoe.
3, 4 open the door.
5, 6 Nike kicks.
What do you call a rapper who can’t rhyme?
A speech impediment.
I remember you. You used to be an ash.
I would love to roast you more, but my mom said to not burn trash.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got genital warts, Soon you will, too!
Roses are red, Violets are blue, God made me pretty, WHAT THE FRICK HAPPENED TO YOU?
Why did the rapper bring a calculator to the party?
To count his RHYMES PER MINUTE.
Why did the rapper become an electrician?
Because he wanted to SHOCK the audience with his RHYMES.
5, 4, 3, 2, 1. A castle weighs a ton. 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. The Queen of England's won! I never thought she'd get it done, but her sister is a nun.
Why did the rapper bring a suitcase to the studio?
Because he was packing his rhyme books!
Why did the rapper take the bus to the studio?
Because their car ran out of RHYME.
How do you find a rapper in a snowstorm?
Look for the one with the "ICE-COLD RHYMES."