Rhyme jokes
Roses are red, my name is Dan...
TDM, I have a gun, GET IN THE VAN!
Roses are red. Violets are blue, when a sumo saw you, he peed his pants.
2, 4, 6, 8, you're staying up too late.
2, 4, 6, 8, all I do is master bait.
What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?
Dr. Dre.
Why did the rapper take the bus to the studio?
Because their car ran out of RHYME.
roses are red coal needs to burn i masterbated and it started to burn
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They wear their rhymes!
Why did the alien go to the rap battle?
Because he had some UNEARTHLY rhymes!
Why did the rapper go to school?
To drop some KNOWLEDGEABLE RHYMES!
What do you call a rapper who can't rhyme?
A rapscallion without the rap.
What do you call a rapper who can't keep a beat?
A RAPPER-TAP-TAP!
What do you call a rapper who's also a pirate?
Captain Rhyme.
What do you call a rapper who's always late?
Time Rhyme.
Why did the rapper bring a map to the studio?
To find the right direction for his FLOW.
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he was always COOKING UP RHYMES!
What did the rapper say to his BROKEN PENCIL?
"You broke the beat!"
Why did the rapper become a construction worker?
Because they were always BUILDING UP their RHYMES!
What did the beat say to the rapper?
"You're off rhythm, but I'll give you a hand!"
What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?
A rhyme scheme that's all about the Benjamins!
Why was the rapper always so confident?
Because he had a lot of rhyme and reason!
Why did the rapper bring a calculator to the party?
To count his RHYMES PER MINUTE.