How do rappers like their pizza?
With extra RHYME-A-JALAPENOS
Why was the rapper always late?
Because he had to drop his kids off at the RHYME BUS
How do you find a rapper in a snowstorm?
Look for the one with the ICE-COLD RHYMES
roses are red, violets are blue, the stonks are high and so are you.
I don’t have a joke but a poem about a sex/dark joke
Row Row Row your boat Gently down the stream Merrily merrily merrily I can make you scream
2 gay kids made their version of the jack,and jill nursery rhyme. jack and jill went up the hill to fetch a pair of latte's.
See you later crocodile In a while pedophile
Grass is green I am the queen if only I can see u scream or the screen
Thing that rhyme with green queen screen clean between been .....................
Wats only book rapeboat ever read? Rhyming dictionary, he got no rhymes without it
Why did the rapper visit the bank?
To get his RHYME CHECK
Rapboat steals more rhymes than black people steal cars
only thing shittier than rapeboats rhymes r his jokes
What's a rapper's favorite sport?
RHYME RACING
How do rappers stay cool in the summer?
They drop ICE COLD rhymes
What do you call it when a rapper has a cold?
A SNIFF BEAT
What do you call a rapper who can’t rhyme?
A SPEECH IMPEDIMENT
What’s a rapper’s favorite part of the house?
The RHYME CELLAR
Why was the rapper bad at basketball?
He could only dribble RHYMES
What’s a rapper’s favorite computer key?
The space bar... it lets them space out their RHYMES
Why don't rappers use the subway?
Because they don't want to miss their next RHYME
