What's a rapper's favorite type of car?
A RHYME ROVER
What's a rapper's favorite type of FOOTWEAR?
Rhyme-n-Sneakers
Why did the rapper become a painter?
To BRUSH UP on his rhymes
Why did the rapper go to the auto shop?
To get his RHYMES in TUNE
In Saudi Arabia, there lived a man named Abdul. Abdul rhymes with Azul, the Spanish word for blue. And he probably be lookin more blue than me
What's a rapper's favorite drink?
RHYME-A-RITA
What do you call a rapper who's also a scientist?
RHYME-STEIN
Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
In case of ILL RHYMES
Why did the rapper go to space?
To drop some COSMIC RHYMES
What do you call a rapper who's also a firefighter?
BLAZE RHYMES
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They wear their RHYMES
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
Chef Rhymes
Why did the rapper become a gardener?
Because he wanted to drop some ROOT RHYMES
Why did the rapper bring a calculator to the party?
To count his RHYMES PER MINUTE
What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?
A RHYME SCHEME that's all about the BENJAMINS
Why did the rapper become a construction worker?
Because they were always BUILDING UP their RHYMES
Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
For when it started RAINING RHYMES
Why did the rapper go to school?
To drop some FRESH RHYMES in the cafeteria
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he was always COOKING UP RHYMES
Why did the rapper go to school?
To drop some KNOWLEDGEABLE RHYMES
