Rhyme jokes

Old McDonald cuts himself.

E-M-E-M O!

I met a lewd nude in Bermuda

Who thought she was shrewd: I was shrewder;

She thought it quite crude

To be wooed in the nude;

I pursued her, subdued her, and screwed her.

Willy found some dynamite,

couldn't understand it quite.

Curiosity never pays;

It rained Willy seven days.

If a woman’s version of marriage is "happy wife, happy life," but statistically men are more likely to kill themselves, so who should be making who happy?

Then a man’s is "happy husband, don’t get bludgeoned."

Roses are red, Holy moly is a flower, WOULD'N'T YOU LIKE A TASTE OF THE POWER!??? 🔥🔥🔥

I know you’re feeling in a haze, but please enjoy your last three days.

What is the difference between a man peering through the keyhole and a woman in the bath?

One is rude and nosy; the other is nude and Rosy.

Roses are red,

Lilies are white,

One race ends up dead

And the other ends up bright.

Roses are red, I have no money, I want to be dominated by a goth mommy.

Phone: YEETED.

TikTok: DELETED.

Therapy: NEEDED.

Wife: BEATED.

What is the difference between a grandmother and a maid?

One is hope and the other is soap.

My uncle died from falling off a ladder and landing on his head (true story).

All the king's horses and all the king's men couldn't put my uncle together again.

Roses are red, violets are blue, feminist pussy stinks, and yours does too.

Roses are red, Lemons are sour; Lift your skirt up and give me an hour.

Roses are red, violets are blue.

My heart is dead.

I’m such a fool.

Why did I fall for you?

Roses are red, violets are blue.

My heart is dead because of you.

Actually, not because of you... because of your face.

About to go on a date.

But she was late.

So I got some tape.

And eventually punished her with rape.

Roses are red, CEO's are white, Patrick Mahomes says, the refs are always right.

Violets are blue, or green, so is your face so ugly, too.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You smell like shit. And you look like it too.