What’s a rapper’s favorite part of the house?
The RHYME CELLAR
Why did the rapper visit the bank?
To get his RHYME CHECK
Why was the rapper bad at basketball?
He could only dribble RHYMES
What do you get when you cross a rapper with a snowman?
FROSTY RHYMES
Why did the rapper start gardening?
He wanted to get more ROOTS in his rhymes
Why don't rappers use the subway?
Because they don't want to miss their next RHYME
What do you call a rapper who can’t rhyme?
A SPEECH IMPEDIMENT
What do you call a rapper who can't rhyme?
A rapscallion without the RAP
What do you call it when a rapper has a cold?
A SNIFF BEAT
What’s a rapper’s favorite computer key?
The space bar... it lets them space out their RHYMES
What's a rapper's favorite sport?
RHYME RACING
Why did the rapper bring a map to the studio?
To find the right direction for his FLOW
Why did the alien go to the rap battle?
Because he had some UNEARTHLY rhymes
What do you call a rapper who's always late?
TIME RHYME
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They wear their RHYMES
What's a rapper's favorite drink?
RHYME-A-RITA
Why did the rapper take the bus to the studio?
Because their car ran out of RHYME
What do you call a rapper who's also a PIRATE?
Captain Rhyme
Why did the rapper go to the beach? (Part 2) To drop some TIGHT RHYMES
What do you call a rapper who can't keep a beat?
A RAPPER-TAP-TAP
