Roses are red, violets are blue.
My heart is dead because of you.
Actually, not because of you... because of your face.
Rhyme Jokes
Roses are red, CEO's are white, Patrick Mahomes says, the refs are always right.
Roses are red. Violets are blue. You smell like shit. And you look like it too.
Roses are red, violets are blue, My name is Bucky, And I am stucky.
Violets are blue, roses are red.
Last night your mom was giving me head.
What’s a rapper’s favorite part of the house?
The rhyme cellar.
Why did the rapper visit the bank?
To get his RHYME CHECK.
Why was the rapper bad at basketball?
He could only dribble rhymes.
What do you get when you cross a rapper with a snowman?
FROSTY RHYMES!
Why did the rapper start gardening?
He wanted to get more ROOTS in his rhymes.
Why don't rappers use the subway?
Because they don't want to miss their next rhyme.
What do you call a rapper who can’t rhyme?
A speech impediment.
What do you call a rapper who can't rhyme?
A rapscallion without the rap.
What do you call it when a rapper has a cold?
A sniff beat.
What’s a rapper’s favorite computer key?
The space bar... it lets them space out their rhymes!
What's a rapper's favorite sport?
Rhyme racing.
Why did the rapper bring a map to the studio?
To find the right direction for his FLOW.
Why did the alien go to the rap battle?
Because he had some UNEARTHLY rhymes!
What do you call a rapper who's always late?
Time Rhyme.
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They wear their rhymes!
