Rhyme jokes
What is the difference between a man peering through the keyhole and a woman in the bath?
One is rude and nosy; the other is nude and Rosy.
Roses are red,
Lilies are white,
One race ends up dead
And the other ends up bright.
Phone: YEETED.
TikTok: DELETED.
Therapy: NEEDED.
Wife: BEATED.
What is the difference between a grandmother and a maid?
One is hope and the other is soap.
Roses are red, violets are blue, feminist pussy stinks, and yours does too.
Roses are red, Lemons are sour; Lift your skirt up and give me an hour.
Roses are red, violets are blue.
My heart is dead because of you.
Actually, not because of you... because of your face.
Roses are red, CEO's are white, Patrick Mahomes says, the refs are always right.
Roses are red. Violets are blue. You smell like shit. And you look like it too.
Roses are red, violets are blue, My name is Bucky, And I am stucky.
Violets are blue, roses are red.
Last night your mom was giving me head.
What’s a rapper’s favorite part of the house?
The rhyme cellar.
Why did the rapper visit the bank?
To get his RHYME CHECK.
Why was the rapper bad at basketball?
He could only dribble rhymes.
What do you get when you cross a rapper with a snowman?
FROSTY RHYMES!
Why did the rapper start gardening?
He wanted to get more ROOTS in his rhymes.
Why don't rappers use the subway?
Because they don't want to miss their next rhyme.
What do you call a rapper who can’t rhyme?
A speech impediment.
What do you call a rapper who can't rhyme?
A rapscallion without the rap.
What do you call it when a rapper has a cold?
A sniff beat.