Restaurant jokes
When your girlfriend picks you up and decides to prank you by not wearing pants to a seafood restaurant:
Did you get seafood without me? It smells like fish.
You can find perfectly cooked Kobe in a Japanese restaurant, but you can only find burnt Kobe in Calabasas.
What is long and the line is black?
The line at KFC.
What do you call a Krispy Kreme Donut combined with a Big Mac from McDonalds?
A Krispy Kreme Mac.
Let me tell you a joke about pizza!
Never mind...
It's too cheesy.
Dear Victims... äh Passengers, we are flying now from Ryadh to New York. Amazing Building... äh Amazing City. There's online, but 2000 there were two Towers... äh Restaurants. We hijack the plane... äh Hi Jack. Jack is my co-pilot, and I said hello. Don‘t scream... History Repea... äh... History never comes back, we are now flying back to the Airport. 💀
Why did the chicken cross the road to Popeyes Chicken?
It wanted to pop some chicken eyes...
What do you call it when you are very sad in Panera Bread?
Panera Dread.
Say the drive through at McDonald's, order (don't say the sake) but when you get it ask them, "My sake?" and say, "Sake that ass."
McDonald's sweet chili chicken one.
If I had a dime for everytime the Australian president shat himself in a McDonald's, I would have one dime, which is not a lot, but it's weird that it happened.
What do you call Panera bread when it’s on top of someone?
Panera head.
What do you call it when Panera Bread shuts down?
Panera is dead.
What do you call a fat Chinese person that talks way too much? Panda Express.
What did the customer ask when he went to the cannibal restaurant?
"Who's the special today?"
A peanut and another peanut walk into a bar.
One was a salted peanut.
I like...
Wendy's.
"Wendeez nuts in your mouth."
A 7-foot-tall man walks into a restaurant with his 4-foot-tall girlfriend, and the maitre d' says to the waiter, “He must be nuts over her.”
Where is Freshfry?
A hamburgur walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Sorry. We don't serve food here."