Restaurant jokes

What do you call a Krispy Kreme Donut combined with a Big Mac from McDonalds?

A Krispy Kreme Mac.

Hello, This is Jimmy from Jimmy's Pizzeria and Abortion Clinic! Your next loss is our next sauce! How many pizzas do you need?

Did you know that McDonald's have a new McScully burger?

It's a 59-year-old piece of meat in a 2-year-old bun.

Is your body from McDonald's, because I'm loving it?

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

To become the spicy chicken burger at Chic-fil-A.

I have returned. Anyways, what do you call it when you're actually in Panera Bread, being in Panera Bread?

Why did the rapper become a chef?

Because he wanted to drop some HOT MIXTAPES.

What do you call a shedding Panera Bread?

Panera Shed.

One time I was playing a bongo at a Chinese restaurant.

But they were competing against a Cuban restaurant and killed me.

What type of restaurant can an orphan not go to? A family diner.

What do you call Panera bread when it’s on top of someone?

Panera head.

What do you call a fat Chinese person that talks way too much? Panda Express.

We were going to McDonald's, but we ran into your hairline!

What do you call a Panera Bread you write with?

Panera lead.

Waitress: What can I get for you?

Me: I'll have a steak.

Waitress: How would you like it?

Me: Immediately!

What do you call it when Panera Bread shuts down?

Panera is dead.

Do you like In-N-Out?

Yes, why? In and out of your mouth.

What do you call it when you are very sad in Panera Bread?

Panera Dread.

What did the customer ask when he went to the cannibal restaurant?

"Who's the special today?"