A peanut and another peanut walk into a bar.
One was a salted peanut.
A peanut and another peanut walk into a bar.
One was a salted peanut.
McDonald's sweet chili chicken one.
If I had a dime for everytime the Australian president shat himself in a McDonald's, I would have one dime, which is not a lot, but it's weird that it happened.
A hamburgur walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Sorry. We don't serve food here."
A 7-foot-tall man walks into a restaurant with his 4-foot-tall girlfriend, and the maitre d' says to the waiter, “He must be nuts over her.”
Ah, you wanna read a cheeseburger joke for your friends to hear.
Nah, bro, you're just going to get cheese on your burger.
What do you put on a cheeseburger? It's a wrap!
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he wanted to drop some HOT MIXTAPES.
I have returned. Anyways, what do you call it when you're actually in Panera Bread, being in Panera Bread?
One time I was playing a bongo at a Chinese restaurant.
But they were competing against a Cuban restaurant and killed me.
What type of restaurant can an orphan not go to? A family diner.