Restaurant jokes

What do you call Panera bread when it’s on top of someone?

Panera head.

A peanut and another peanut walk into a bar.

One was a salted peanut.

Why did the chicken cross the road to Popeyes Chicken?

It wanted to pop some chicken eyes...

I like...

Wendy's.

"Wendeez nuts in your mouth."

McDonald's sweet chili chicken one.

What did the customer ask when he went to the cannibal restaurant?

"Who's the special today?"

What do you call it when you are very sad in Panera Bread?

Panera Dread.

If I had a dime for everytime the Australian president shat himself in a McDonald's, I would have one dime, which is not a lot, but it's weird that it happened.

Say the drive through at McDonald's, order (don't say the sake) but when you get it ask them, "My sake?" and say, "Sake that ass."

Where is Freshfry?

A hamburgur walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Sorry. We don't serve food here."

A 7-foot-tall man walks into a restaurant with his 4-foot-tall girlfriend, and the maitre d' says to the waiter, “He must be nuts over her.”

Why did Ronald McDonald go to KFC to destroy them?

Ah, you wanna read a cheeseburger joke for your friends to hear.

Nah, bro, you're just going to get cheese on your burger.

What do you put on a cheeseburger? It's a wrap!

Why did the rapper become a chef?

Because he wanted to drop some HOT MIXTAPES.

Why did the plane go to KFC?

To lose its wings and crash!

I have returned. Anyways, what do you call it when you're actually in Panera Bread, being in Panera Bread?

One time I was playing a bongo at a Chinese restaurant.

But they were competing against a Cuban restaurant and killed me.

What type of restaurant can an orphan not go to? A family diner.