Restaurant jokes
Hello, This is Jimmy from Jimmy's Pizzeria and Abortion Clinic! Your next loss is our next sauce! How many pizzas do you need?
What kind of pizza can't an orphan order?
Familiar pizza.
Welcome to Joe's pizza, you make 'em, we bake 'em.
I went to the table to eat my egg, but I couldn't find it anywhere.
I think someone must've poached it.
Let me tell you a joke about pizza!
Never mind...
It's too cheesy.
What do you call a guy with a big dick that likes to eat fish?
Long John Silvers or Captain D's.
I walked in a sushi bar, and the sushi chef looked very o-fish-all!
Is your body from McDonald's, because I'm loving it?
At the drive-thru window:
"I'd like a Big Mac without soup, please!"
"We don't serve soup here!"
"Well, I didn't order any!"
Dear Victims... äh Passengers, we are flying now from Ryadh to New York. Amazing Building... äh Amazing City. There's online, but 2000 there were two Towers... äh Restaurants. We hijack the plane... äh Hi Jack. Jack is my co-pilot, and I said hello. Don‘t scream... History Repea... äh... History never comes back, we are now flying back to the Airport. 💀
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he wanted to drop some HOT MIXTAPES.
We were going to McDonald's, but we ran into your hairline!
All the children ate at the Indian restaurant, except for Simon, because he was eaten by the restaurant owner.
I just got a taste of Kingston, Ontario's only transgender restaurant: 664 Bath. A Dairy Queen who used to be a Burger King.
Geowipp Grand Prize. And the CHOICE OF FOOD IS INSANE. We love him and we love him.
August is a guy from one of the shops, and we became a sundwich durk through Habin. We have GOT GO GO, IT WAS GRAT. That's why. But we don't do everything.
What is a gay person's favorite fast food place?
Jack(off) in the Box.
Waitress: What can I get for you?
Me: I'll have a steak.
Waitress: How would you like it?
Me: Immediately!
What do you call a Panera Bread you write with?
Panera lead.
Do you like In-N-Out?
Yes, why? In and out of your mouth.
I have returned. Anyways, what do you call it when you're actually in Panera Bread, being in Panera Bread?