Restaurant jokes
When fat people sit down at a restaurant, you can hear the chair screaming.
When your girlfriend picks you up and decides to prank you by not wearing pants to a seafood restaurant:
Did you get seafood without me? It smells like fish.
Dear Victims... äh Passengers, we are flying now from Ryadh to New York. Amazing Building... äh Amazing City. There's online, but 2000 there were two Towers... äh Restaurants. We hijack the plane... äh Hi Jack. Jack is my co-pilot, and I said hello. Don‘t scream... History Repea... äh... History never comes back, we are now flying back to the Airport. 💀
What type of restaurant can an orphan not go to? A family diner.
Do you like In-N-Out?
Yes, why? In and out of your mouth.
Memes
Me at a restaurant
I have returned. Anyways, what do you call it when you're actually in Panera Bread, being in Panera Bread?
One time I was playing a bongo at a Chinese restaurant.
But they were competing against a Cuban restaurant and killed me.
We were going to McDonald's, but we ran into your hairline!
What do you call a shedding Panera Bread?
Panera Shed.
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he wanted to drop some HOT MIXTAPES.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to KFC.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To become the spicy chicken burger at Chic-fil-A.
What do you call a Panera Bread you write with?
Panera lead.
Waitress: What can I get for you?
Me: I'll have a steak.
Waitress: How would you like it?
Me: Immediately!
What do you call a fast Panera Bread?
Panera Sped.
McDonald's sweet chili chicken one.
What do you call Panera bread when it’s on top of someone?
Panera head.
What do you call it when Panera Bread shuts down?
Panera is dead.
What do you call a fat Chinese person that talks way too much? Panda Express.
If I had a dime for everytime the Australian president shat himself in a McDonald's, I would have one dime, which is not a lot, but it's weird that it happened.