Restaurant jokes
What type of restaurant can an orphan not go to? A family diner.
Do you like In-N-Out?
Yes, why? In and out of your mouth.
I have returned. Anyways, what do you call it when you're actually in Panera Bread, being in Panera Bread?
One time I was playing a bongo at a Chinese restaurant.
But they were competing against a Cuban restaurant and killed me.
We were going to McDonald's, but we ran into your hairline!
Memes
What do you call a shedding Panera Bread?
Panera Shed.
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he wanted to drop some HOT MIXTAPES.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to KFC.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To become the spicy chicken burger at Chic-fil-A.
What do you call a Panera Bread you write with?
Panera lead.
Waitress: What can I get for you?
Me: I'll have a steak.
Waitress: How would you like it?
Me: Immediately!
What do you call a fast Panera Bread?
Panera Sped.
McDonald's sweet chili chicken one.
What do you call Panera bread when it’s on top of someone?
Panera head.
What do you call it when Panera Bread shuts down?
Panera is dead.
What do you call a fat Chinese person that talks way too much? Panda Express.
If I had a dime for everytime the Australian president shat himself in a McDonald's, I would have one dime, which is not a lot, but it's weird that it happened.
Where is Freshfry?
A 7-foot-tall man walks into a restaurant with his 4-foot-tall girlfriend, and the maitre d' says to the waiter, “He must be nuts over her.”
A hamburgur walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Sorry. We don't serve food here."