Restaurant jokes
Welcome to Joe's pizza, you make 'em, we bake 'em.
I could tell a joke about pizza, but it's too cheesy.
What kind of fish do people eat?
Deep-fried fish.
Hello, This is Jimmy from Jimmy's Pizzeria and Abortion Clinic! Your next loss is our next sauce! How many pizzas do you need?
What kind of pizza can't an orphan order?
Familiar pizza.
Did you know that McDonald's have a new McScully burger?
It's a 59-year-old piece of meat in a 2-year-old bun.
Is your body from McDonald's, because I'm loving it?
When fat people sit down at a restaurant, you can hear the chair screaming.
Dear Victims... äh Passengers, we are flying now from Ryadh to New York. Amazing Building... äh Amazing City. There's online, but 2000 there were two Towers... äh Restaurants. We hijack the plane... äh Hi Jack. Jack is my co-pilot, and I said hello. Don‘t scream... History Repea... äh... History never comes back, we are now flying back to the Airport. 💀
All the children ate at the Indian restaurant, except for Simon, because he was eaten by the restaurant owner.
I just got a taste of Kingston, Ontario's only transgender restaurant: 664 Bath. A Dairy Queen who used to be a Burger King.
Geowipp Grand Prize. And the CHOICE OF FOOD IS INSANE. We love him and we love him.
August is a guy from one of the shops, and we became a sundwich durk through Habin. We have GOT GO GO, IT WAS GRAT. That's why. But we don't do everything.
What is a gay person's favorite fast food place?
Jack(off) in the Box.
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he wanted to drop some HOT MIXTAPES.
What do you put on a cheeseburger? It's a wrap!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to KFC.
"Pizza place, pizza place, are you there?"
"You're ass heck bye."
What type of restaurant can an orphan not go to? A family diner.
One time I was playing a bongo at a Chinese restaurant.
But they were competing against a Cuban restaurant and killed me.
We were going to McDonald's, but we ran into your hairline!