What do you call it when you are very sad in Panera Bread?
Panera Dread.
What do you call Panera bread when it’s on top of someone?
Panera head.
What do you call a fat Chinese person that talks way too much? Panda Express.
What did the customer ask when he went to the cannibal restaurant?
"Who's the special today?"
If I had a dime for everytime the Australian president shat himself in a McDonald's, I would have one dime, which is not a lot, but it's weird that it happened.
A peanut and another peanut walk into a bar.
One was a salted peanut.
We were going to McDonald's, but we ran into your hairline!
Why did the plane go to KFC?
To lose its wings and crash!
I have returned. Anyways, what do you call it when you're actually in Panera Bread, being in Panera Bread?
One time I was playing a bongo at a Chinese restaurant.
But they were competing against a Cuban restaurant and killed me.
You're at a buffet, you think you're hungry for two, but misfortune happens when you think of yourself. You get stuck looking at sides in the buffet. A roly poly gal you see in the corner of your eye, eyeballing the main dishes in front at the end. You go in for the pickings, you get intercepted by a far more hungrier matter, but you find yourself getting slammed over the buffet table, and realize you are gasping for air, and she is tenderizing you for dinner.
Welcome to codi's pizzeria and abortion clinic; your loss is our sauce!
Can orphans eat at a family restaurant?
Q: what is the difference between a pizza and a baby? A: the pizza does not scream when you put it in the oven.
Where do leg amputees go to buy a car?
IHOP
New Orleans cuisine has always been my favorite; however, I only eat gumbo on oc-cajun.
Two sticks of butter walk into a butter bar. One says to the other, "Aren't you going to introduce me to your friends?" He replies, "Sure, dis my butter from another utter."
"Mitchnite burger."
Where do depressed people go to eat?
Suicide Sonic.
Joe's pizzeria and abortion clinic.
Yesterday's loss is today's sauce.
