Restaurant jokes
Yo mama's so hot when she walked into Subway she gave me a foot long!
Israel is so fat, when he goes to KFC and they ask what size bucket he wants, he says, "The one on the roof!"😂
What is BK but gay?
Bgay.
An Indian kid walked into the shop and had a curry down because they had no naan bread in stock.
Want to hear a pizza joke?
Never mind, it’s too cheesy.
Why did the chef cook his eggs on the golf course? Because he wanted them par-boiled!
Where do the Borg eat fast food?
Borger King.
When fat people sit down at a restaurant, you can hear the chair screaming.
When your girlfriend picks you up and decides to prank you by not wearing pants to a seafood restaurant:
Did you get seafood without me? It smells like fish.
What is long and the line is black?
The line at KFC.
You can find perfectly cooked Kobe in a Japanese restaurant, but you can only find burnt Kobe in Calabasas.
Today I went to get a sub, and they asked me if I wanted all vegetables. I said no, leave some for the rest of the customers.
What kind of fish do people eat?
Deep-fried fish.
Welcome to Joe's pizza, you make 'em, we bake 'em.
I could tell a joke about pizza, but it's too cheesy.
What kind of pizza can't an orphan order?
Familiar pizza.
What do you call a guy with a big dick that likes to eat fish?
Long John Silvers or Captain D's.
Let me tell you a joke about pizza!
Never mind...
It's too cheesy.
I went to the table to eat my egg, but I couldn't find it anywhere.
I think someone must've poached it.
I walked in a sushi bar, and the sushi chef looked very o-fish-all!