Restaurant jokes

Today I went to get a sub, and they asked me if I wanted all vegetables. I said no, leave some for the rest of the customers.

I went to the table to eat my egg, but I couldn't find it anywhere.

I think someone must've poached it.

Yo mama so poor that when she went to KFC, she had to lick other people's fingers.

When fat people sit down at a restaurant, you can hear the chair screaming.

You can find perfectly cooked Kobe in a Japanese restaurant, but you can only find burnt Kobe in Calabasas.

What is long and the line is black?

The line at KFC.

What do you call a Krispy Kreme Donut combined with a Big Mac from McDonalds?

A Krispy Kreme Mac.

Is your body from McDonald's, because I'm loving it?

I walked in a sushi bar, and the sushi chef looked very o-fish-all!

Let me tell you a joke about pizza!

Never mind...

It's too cheesy.

What do you call a guy with a big dick that likes to eat fish?

Long John Silvers or Captain D's.

Dear Victims... äh Passengers, we are flying now from Ryadh to New York. Amazing Building... äh Amazing City. There's online, but 2000 there were two Towers... äh Restaurants. We hijack the plane... äh Hi Jack. Jack is my co-pilot, and I said hello. Don‘t scream... History Repea... äh... History never comes back, we are now flying back to the Airport. 💀

What do you call a Panera Bread you write with?

Panera lead.

Waitress: What can I get for you?

Me: I'll have a steak.

Waitress: How would you like it?

Me: Immediately!

Do you like In-N-Out?

Yes, why? In and out of your mouth.

What do you call a fast Panera Bread?

Panera Sped.

Orphan: I'm hungry.

Dad: Let's go to KFC.

Orphan 2: Boy, you don't got a dad!

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To become the spicy chicken burger at Chic-fil-A.

What do you call it when Panera Bread shuts down?

Panera is dead.

What do you call a fat Chinese person that talks way too much? Panda Express.