Restaurant jokes

Where do the Borg eat fast food?

Borger King.

Why did the chef cook his eggs on the golf course? Because he wanted them par-boiled!

What do you call a Krispy Kreme Donut combined with a Big Mac from McDonalds?

A Krispy Kreme Mac.

What is long and the line is black?

The line at KFC.

You can find perfectly cooked Kobe in a Japanese restaurant, but you can only find burnt Kobe in Calabasas.

Today I went to get a sub, and they asked me if I wanted all vegetables. I said no, leave some for the rest of the customers.

Hello, This is Jimmy from Jimmy's Pizzeria and Abortion Clinic! Your next loss is our next sauce! How many pizzas do you need?

What kind of fish do people eat?

Deep-fried fish.

Welcome to Joe's pizza, you make 'em, we bake 'em.

I could tell a joke about pizza, but it's too cheesy.

Did you know that McDonald's have a new McScully burger?

It's a 59-year-old piece of meat in a 2-year-old bun.

What kind of pizza can't an orphan order?

Familiar pizza.

I went to the table to eat my egg, but I couldn't find it anywhere.

I think someone must've poached it.

I walked in a sushi bar, and the sushi chef looked very o-fish-all!

Is your body from McDonald's, because I'm loving it?

Let me tell you a joke about pizza!

Never mind...

It's too cheesy.

What do you call a guy with a big dick that likes to eat fish?

Long John Silvers or Captain D's.

When fat people sit down at a restaurant, you can hear the chair screaming.

Dear Victims... äh Passengers, we are flying now from Ryadh to New York. Amazing Building... äh Amazing City. There's online, but 2000 there were two Towers... äh Restaurants. We hijack the plane... äh Hi Jack. Jack is my co-pilot, and I said hello. Don‘t scream... History Repea... äh... History never comes back, we are now flying back to the Airport. 💀

What type of restaurant can an orphan not go to? A family diner.