Restaurant jokes
A girl and a boy were on a date. The boy kept farting. The girl asked, "What is wrong?!?". The boy replied, "Explosive diarrhea.". The girl said, "Ew".
The boy went to the bathroom, and the place exploded. The center of the explosion, the bathroom.
What type of pizza do they serve on an airplane?
Plane pizza.
One day, I'm going to Malta to a big hotel. In the morning, I go down to eat breakfast. I tell the waitress I want two pieces of toast. She brings me only one piece. I tell her I want a piece. She says, "Go to the toilet." I say, "You don't understand. I want a piece on my plate." She says, "You better not piss on your plate, you son of a bitch." I don't even know the lady, and she calls me a son of a bitch.
I don't need this shit!!
Later, I go to eat at the big restaurant. The waitress brings me a spoon and a knife, but no fork. I tell her I wanted a fork. She tells me everyone wanna fuck. I say, "You don't understand, I want a fork on my table." She says, "You better not fuck on the table, you son of a bitch." I don't even know the lady, and she calls me a son of a bitch.
I don't need this shit!
So, I go back to my room in a hotel, and there are no sheets on the bed. I call the manager and tell him I want a sheet. He tells me, go to the toilet. I say, "You don't understand, I want a sheet on my bed." He says, "You better not shit on my bed, you son of a bitch."
I go to the checkout, and the man at the desk says, 'Peace on you.' I say, 'Piss on you too, you son of a bitch. I'm going back to Italia. Arrivederci!'
I don't need this shit!
Moral of the story, don't go to Australia with a Korean accent.
Stephen Hawking and his wife Siri’s favorite place to eat is Meals on Wheels!
Yo mama's so hot when she walked into Subway she gave me a foot long!
Want to hear a pizza joke?
Never mind, it’s too cheesy.
What is BK but gay?
Bgay.
Israel is so fat, when he goes to KFC and they ask what size bucket he wants, he says, "The one on the roof!"😂
An Indian kid walked into the shop and had a curry down because they had no naan bread in stock.
Where do the Borg eat fast food?
Borger King.
Why did the chef cook his eggs on the golf course? Because he wanted them par-boiled!
Today I went to get a sub, and they asked me if I wanted all vegetables. I said no, leave some for the rest of the customers.
What kind of fish do people eat?
Deep-fried fish.
Welcome to Joe's pizza, you make 'em, we bake 'em.
I could tell a joke about pizza, but it's too cheesy.
What kind of pizza can't an orphan order?
Familiar pizza.
Hello, This is Jimmy from Jimmy's Pizzeria and Abortion Clinic! Your next loss is our next sauce! How many pizzas do you need?
Did you know that McDonald's have a new McScully burger?
It's a 59-year-old piece of meat in a 2-year-old bun.
Is your body from McDonald's, because I'm loving it?
I walked in a sushi bar, and the sushi chef looked very o-fish-all!