Restaurant jokes

What is BK but gay?

Bgay.

Israel is so fat, when he goes to KFC and they ask what size bucket he wants, he says, "The one on the roof!"😂

An Indian kid walked into the shop and had a curry down because they had no naan bread in stock.

Want to hear a pizza joke?

Never mind, it’s too cheesy.

Where do the Borg eat fast food?

Borger King.

Why did the chef cook his eggs on the golf course? Because he wanted them par-boiled!

Today I went to get a sub, and they asked me if I wanted all vegetables. I said no, leave some for the rest of the customers.

What kind of fish do people eat?

Deep-fried fish.

What is long and the line is black?

The line at KFC.

You can find perfectly cooked Kobe in a Japanese restaurant, but you can only find burnt Kobe in Calabasas.

I could tell a joke about pizza, but it's too cheesy.

What kind of pizza can't an orphan order?

Familiar pizza.

Welcome to Joe's pizza, you make 'em, we bake 'em.

Hello, This is Jimmy from Jimmy's Pizzeria and Abortion Clinic! Your next loss is our next sauce! How many pizzas do you need?

Did you know that McDonald's have a new McScully burger?

It's a 59-year-old piece of meat in a 2-year-old bun.

I went to the table to eat my egg, but I couldn't find it anywhere.

I think someone must've poached it.

I walked in a sushi bar, and the sushi chef looked very o-fish-all!

Is your body from McDonald's, because I'm loving it?

What do you call a guy with a big dick that likes to eat fish?

Long John Silvers or Captain D's.

What do you call a Krispy Kreme Donut combined with a Big Mac from McDonalds?

A Krispy Kreme Mac.