Restaurant jokes
If I had a dime for everytime the Australian president shat himself in a McDonald's, I would have one dime, which is not a lot, but it's weird that it happened.
Where is Freshfry?
A 7-foot-tall man walks into a restaurant with his 4-foot-tall girlfriend, and the maitre d' says to the waiter, “He must be nuts over her.”
A hamburgur walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Sorry. We don't serve food here."
Say the drive through at McDonald's, order (don't say the sake) but when you get it ask them, "My sake?" and say, "Sake that ass."
Memes
Me at a restaurant
What did the customer ask when he went to the cannibal restaurant?
"Who's the special today?"
What do you call it when you are very sad in Panera Bread?
Panera Dread.
A peanut and another peanut walk into a bar.
One was a salted peanut.
Why did the chicken cross the road to Popeyes Chicken?
It wanted to pop some chicken eyes...
I like...
Wendy's.
"Wendeez nuts in your mouth."
Ah, you wanna read a cheeseburger joke for your friends to hear.
Nah, bro, you're just going to get cheese on your burger.
What do you put on a cheeseburger? It's a wrap!
"Pizza place, pizza place, are you there?"
"You're ass heck bye."
You're at a buffet, you think you're hungry for two, but misfortune happens when you think of yourself. You get stuck looking at sides in the buffet. A roly poly gal you see in the corner of your eye, eyeballing the main dishes in front at the end. You go in for the pickings, you get intercepted by a far more hungrier matter, but you find yourself getting slammed over the buffet table, and realize you are gasping for air, and she is tenderizing you for dinner.
At what speed is the curry going at?
In a hurry to the curry, man!
Welcome to codi's pizzeria and abortion clinic; your loss is our sauce!
Can orphans eat at a family restaurant?
Where do leg amputees go to buy a car?
IHOP
New Orleans cuisine has always been my favorite; however, I only eat gumbo on oc-cajun.
Q: What is the difference between a pizza and a baby?
A: The pizza does not scream when you put it in the oven.