Restaurant jokes
McDonald's sweet chili chicken one.
Why did the chicken cross the road to Popeyes Chicken?
It wanted to pop some chicken eyes...
A peanut and another peanut walk into a bar.
One was a salted peanut.
I like...
Wendy's.
"Wendeez nuts in your mouth."
A 7-foot-tall man walks into a restaurant with his 4-foot-tall girlfriend, and the maitre d' says to the waiter, “He must be nuts over her.”
Memes
Me at a restaurant
Say the drive through at McDonald's, order (don't say the sake) but when you get it ask them, "My sake?" and say, "Sake that ass."
Where is Freshfry?
Ah, you wanna read a cheeseburger joke for your friends to hear.
Nah, bro, you're just going to get cheese on your burger.
"Pizza place, pizza place, are you there?"
"You're ass heck bye."
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to KFC.
What do you put on a cheeseburger? It's a wrap!
Geowipp Grand Prize. And the CHOICE OF FOOD IS INSANE. We love him and we love him.
August is a guy from one of the shops, and we became a sundwich durk through Habin. We have GOT GO GO, IT WAS GRAT. That's why. But we don't do everything.
What happens after you eat at a combination Chinese-German restaurant?
An hour later, you're hungry—for power!
What do you call a fast Panera Bread?
Panera Sped.
A hamburgur walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Sorry. We don't serve food here."
If I had a dime for everytime the Australian president shat himself in a McDonald's, I would have one dime, which is not a lot, but it's weird that it happened.
You're at a buffet, you think you're hungry for two, but misfortune happens when you think of yourself. You get stuck looking at sides in the buffet. A roly poly gal you see in the corner of your eye, eyeballing the main dishes in front at the end. You go in for the pickings, you get intercepted by a far more hungrier matter, but you find yourself getting slammed over the buffet table, and realize you are gasping for air, and she is tenderizing you for dinner.
At what speed is the curry going at?
In a hurry to the curry, man!
Welcome to codi's pizzeria and abortion clinic; your loss is our sauce!
Can orphans eat at a family restaurant?