Restaurant jokes
A hamburgur walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Sorry. We don't serve food here."
Say the drive through at McDonald's, order (don't say the sake) but when you get it ask them, "My sake?" and say, "Sake that ass."
What did the customer ask when he went to the cannibal restaurant?
"Who's the special today?"
What do you call it when you are very sad in Panera Bread?
Panera Dread.
A peanut and another peanut walk into a bar.
One was a salted peanut.
Memes
Why did the chicken cross the road to Popeyes Chicken?
It wanted to pop some chicken eyes...
I like...
Wendy's.
"Wendeez nuts in your mouth."
Ah, you wanna read a cheeseburger joke for your friends to hear.
Nah, bro, you're just going to get cheese on your burger.
What do you put on a cheeseburger? It's a wrap!
"Pizza place, pizza place, are you there?"
"You're ass heck bye."
You're at a buffet, you think you're hungry for two, but misfortune happens when you think of yourself. You get stuck looking at sides in the buffet. A roly poly gal you see in the corner of your eye, eyeballing the main dishes in front at the end. You go in for the pickings, you get intercepted by a far more hungrier matter, but you find yourself getting slammed over the buffet table, and realize you are gasping for air, and she is tenderizing you for dinner.
Welcome to codi's pizzeria and abortion clinic; your loss is our sauce!
Can orphans eat at a family restaurant?
Where do leg amputees go to buy a car?
IHOP
New Orleans cuisine has always been my favorite; however, I only eat gumbo on oc-cajun.
Q: What is the difference between a pizza and a baby?
A: The pizza does not scream when you put it in the oven.
Joe's pizzeria and abortion clinic.
Yesterday's loss is today's sauce.
"Mitchnite burger."
Where do depressed people go to eat?
Suicide Sonic.
Two sticks of butter walk into a butter bar. One says to the other, "Aren't you going to introduce me to your friends?" He replies, "Sure, dis my butter from another utter."