Restaurant jokes
What kind of fish do people eat?
Deep-fried fish.
I love going to Hooters and looking at the menu... If you know what I mean;)
What does the cannibal eat who comes late for dinner?
The cold shoulder.
A 7-foot-tall man walks into a restaurant with his 4-foot-tall girlfriend, and the maitre d' says to the waiter, “He must be nuts over her.”
Men should pay for the first date, that’s why it’s called a (men)u.
Then women should do the dishes, that’s why they call it a dish wash(her).
Your hairline shape is so badly shaped like a M, me and my friends thought it was McDonald's.
Why did the plane go to KFC?
To lose its wings and crash!
Did you know that McDonald's have a new McScully burger?
It's a 59-year-old piece of meat in a 2-year-old bun.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To become the spicy chicken burger at Chic-fil-A.
I went to a seafood disco last week... and pulled a mussel.
Yo mama so stupid she thinks Taco Bell is a Mexican phone company.
If I had a dime for everytime the Australian president shat himself in a McDonald's, I would have one dime, which is not a lot, but it's weird that it happened.
Welcome to the Fast Food Divorce Center where yesterday's lies are today's fries.
Yo mama so ugly, she got a lifetime ban from KFC for ordering too many burgers.
What's the darkest point in the universe?
The inside of a KFC.
Waiter says, "Sir, we ran out of ranch, so I had the boys in the back improvise. But don't worry... It has even more zip & twang to it!"
I just got a taste of Kingston, Ontario's only transgender restaurant: 664 Bath. A Dairy Queen who used to be a Burger King.
What’s black and long?
The Chick-fil-A line.
Have you ever had Ethiopian food?
Don't worry, neither have they.
I will give you all the fine chicks you want. Just dial this number: 313-974- tap that ass from Hooters strip club.