Restaurant jokes
We were going to McDonald's, but we ran into your hairline!
I have returned. Anyways, what do you call it when you're actually in Panera Bread, being in Panera Bread?
McDonald's sweet chili chicken one.
What do you call Panera bread when it’s on top of someone?
Panera head.
What do you call it when Panera Bread shuts down?
Panera is dead.
What do you call a fat Chinese person that talks way too much? Panda Express.
What did the customer ask when he went to the cannibal restaurant?
"Who's the special today?"
If I had a dime for everytime the Australian president shat himself in a McDonald's, I would have one dime, which is not a lot, but it's weird that it happened.
What do you call a Panera Bread you write with?
Panera lead.
Waitress: What can I get for you?
Me: I'll have a steak.
Waitress: How would you like it?
Me: Immediately!
What do you call a fast Panera Bread?
Panera Sped.
Do you like In-N-Out?
Yes, why? In and out of your mouth.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To become the spicy chicken burger at Chic-fil-A.
What do you call a shedding Panera Bread?
Panera Shed.
Say the drive through at McDonald's, order (don't say the sake) but when you get it ask them, "My sake?" and say, "Sake that ass."
What do you call it when you are very sad in Panera Bread?
Panera Dread.
I like...
Wendy's.
"Wendeez nuts in your mouth."
Why did the chicken cross the road to Popeyes Chicken?
It wanted to pop some chicken eyes...
A peanut and another peanut walk into a bar.
One was a salted peanut.
Where is Freshfry?