Your mum's so fat that when she goes to KFC, they run out of stock of chicken.
Taco Bell makes you crappy.
Hi, welcome to Mario's pizzeria/abortion clinic Where no fetus can beat us and your loss is our sauce.
Mom: Hey, there's IHOP.
Kid: You hop to.
Went to my local Indian restaurant and asked the waiter for a chicken tarka Masala.
The waiter said, "What's that?"
I said, "It's the same as a tikka, just a little otter."
We were at a restaurant today, and my dad was talking about a place called Sea Ranch.
I asked, "What do they raise there? Sea horses?"
My friend talking to fat boi: "I can order you at McDonald's: Double Big Mac, triple quarter pounder cheeseburger."
Juice WRLD farts smell like McDonalds.
The deaf man said to the waiter:
"Mmmm."
The waiter said, "No English."
Then the deaf man signed, "F U."
Your mama is so fat that all restaurants say, "Maximum weight 240KG or your mum!"
Why did the chef flip a pancake? Because he was a tosser.
Me and my mom order Chinese food.
My mom grabs the egg roll and starts licking it up and down and sucking on it in front of the Chinese delivery guy. I said, "Why are you doing that?" Then my mom says, "I love him a long time so we don't have to pay for the food."
The waiter asked me, "How would you like your steak?"
I replied, "As soon as possible!"
I will give you all the fine chicks you want. Just dial this number: 313-974- tap that ass from Hooters strip club.
Stinking poo poo bum.
Joke of the day: Your mum is so fat I saw her at Greg’s! 😭🤣
What do you call a rapper's favorite place to eat?
The MIC Donald's drive-thru.
Next time I'm at a restaurant, and they ask what I want to drink, I'm going to say "bleach".
There is a man and a woman on a date.
The woman asked what kind of things do you love?
The table starts to lift up on the man's side and the man says sorry.
Your mom shat you out after having Taco Bell. That’s why she calls you a little shat.
Why isn't there a ball pit at Taco Bell? Because it's hard to have fun knowing you might poop your pants.
