Restaurant jokes
"Pizza place, pizza place, are you there?"
"You're ass heck bye."
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to KFC.
What type of restaurant can an orphan not go to? A family diner.
Geowipp Grand Prize. And the CHOICE OF FOOD IS INSANE. We love him and we love him.
August is a guy from one of the shops, and we became a sundwich durk through Habin. We have GOT GO GO, IT WAS GRAT. That's why. But we don't do everything.
One time I was playing a bongo at a Chinese restaurant.
But they were competing against a Cuban restaurant and killed me.
What do you call a Panera Bread you write with?
Panera lead.
Waitress: What can I get for you?
Me: I'll have a steak.
Waitress: How would you like it?
Me: Immediately!
Do you like In-N-Out?
Yes, why? In and out of your mouth.
I have returned. Anyways, what do you call it when you're actually in Panera Bread, being in Panera Bread?
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To become the spicy chicken burger at Chic-fil-A.
We were going to McDonald's, but we ran into your hairline!
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he wanted to drop some HOT MIXTAPES.
What do you call a fast Panera Bread?
Panera Sped.
What do you call a shedding Panera Bread?
Panera Shed.
Ah, you wanna read a cheeseburger joke for your friends to hear.
Nah, bro, you're just going to get cheese on your burger.
What do you put on a cheeseburger? It's a wrap!
All the children ate at the Indian restaurant, except for Simon, because he was eaten by the restaurant owner.
I just got a taste of Kingston, Ontario's only transgender restaurant: 664 Bath. A Dairy Queen who used to be a Burger King.
You're at a buffet, you think you're hungry for two, but misfortune happens when you think of yourself. You get stuck looking at sides in the buffet. A roly poly gal you see in the corner of your eye, eyeballing the main dishes in front at the end. You go in for the pickings, you get intercepted by a far more hungrier matter, but you find yourself getting slammed over the buffet table, and realize you are gasping for air, and she is tenderizing you for dinner.
At what speed is the curry going at?
In a hurry to the curry, man!