Restaurant jokes
Why is there no toilet paper at KFC?
Because it's finger lickin' good!
In honor of Michael Jackson, Vienna Beef, as well as other establishments, are introducing the Jackson dog. It's a 50 year old sausage between two 7 year old buns, with everything on it.
Why is a waiter good at math?
Because he knows his TABLES! 🤣
Dating 101:
Here's what you do:
1. Dinner. 2. Kiss. 3. Movie. 4. Sex. 5. Bring her back home. 6. Get paid 15 bucks for babysitting.
Did you hear about the new emo pizza? It cuts itself.
What do you call the bell at the Asian restaurant?
I'm ta ping it, some ting won.
A bear walks into a bar and asks the barkeep, "Can I have a grilled . . . cheese?"
The barkeep asks the bear, "What's with the big pause?" The bear says, "Well, I'm a bear."
An Indian kid walked into the shop and had a curry down because they had no naan bread in stock.
Helen Keller walked into a bar, and a table, and chairs.
Why did the chef flip a pancake? Because he was a tosser.
Pizza Hut.
Where do depressed people go to eat?
Suicide Sonic.
The other day my wife said, "Take me someplace I have never been before!" I said, "Why don't you try the kitchen?"
I went to a seafood disco last week... and pulled a mussel.
We were going to McDonald's, but we ran into your hairline!
When you can’t have Chinese food because you don’t have any pets,
just eat African food, you have plenty of neighbors!
Your forehead goes back to when Burger King was Burger Prince.
The waiter comes and asks you for the check. Instead I give him a 20 dollar bill and say, "Boy, you can keep it!"
What do you call an epileptic midget that works at Little Caesars?
Little Seizures.
Why did the chicken go to the restaurant?
To eat chicken!