Restaurant jokes

What's Peter Pan's favorite place to eat out?

Wendy's?

What do you call a Panera Bread you write with?

Panera lead.

Can orphans eat at a family restaurant?

"Waiter, my steak is too skinny."

"It's a strip steak, sir."

"At these prices, it should not only strip, but sing and dance too!"

My mom told me that she and the owner of a Chinese restaurant made a deal. Now we get free Chinese food. So I ask my mom why do we get free Chinese food? Then my mom said, "I love him long time."

Juice WRLD farts smell like McDonalds.

Do you like Wendy’s?

Yeah, Wendy’s nuts finna go in your mouth!

Why can't orphans play at a McDonald's play place? They don't have parent supervision.

My friend talking to fat boi: "I can order you at McDonald's: Double Big Mac, triple quarter pounder cheeseburger."

Went to my local Indian restaurant and asked the waiter for a chicken tarka Masala.

The waiter said, "What's that?"

I said, "It's the same as a tikka, just a little otter."

Did you hear? There's a new fast food restaurant coming: Jacko in the Box.

Hello. What can I get you? A knife, mustard, Marella, gorilla?

I walked in a sushi bar, and the sushi chef looked very o-fish-all!

Dear Victims... äh Passengers, we are flying now from Ryadh to New York. Amazing Building... äh Amazing City. There's online, but 2000 there were two Towers... äh Restaurants. We hijack the plane... äh Hi Jack. Jack is my co-pilot, and I said hello. Don‘t scream... History Repea... äh... History never comes back, we are now flying back to the Airport. 💀

I mean I'd tell you a joke about the pizza I ate, but it's just too cheesy.

How did Burger King get Dairy Queen pregnant? He forgot to wrap his Whopper.

Why is vegetable soup hard to cook? Because you can't fit the wheelchair in!

Someone asked me, "How would you like your steak cooked?"

I said, "On a stove!"

Where do Dairy Queen and Burger King go after dinner?

White Castle.

"I work with animals," a guy says to his date.

"That's so sweet," she replies. "I love a man who cares about animals. Where do you work?"

"I'm a butcher," he replies.