Do you like Wendy’s?
Yeah, Wendy’s nuts finna go in your mouth!
What did Ronnie have at Taco Bell?
A mind-blowing bean burrito.
Where did the one legged lady work?
IHOP
What's long and black, the line to KFC.
When you can’t have Chinese food because you don’t have any pets,
just eat African food, you have plenty of neighbors!
This guy walked into a pizzeria and ordered a water. The owner called him an idiot.
His girlfriend walked in and ordered a pineapple pizza.
The guy left her, and the owner made her leave.
What’s the worst part about eating vegetables? Putting them back in the wheelchair.
What do you call an indian in a Lamborghini.............................curry in a hurry
I was drinking a martini when a waitress yelled, "Do you know CPR?"
I replied, "I know the entire alphabet!" We all laughed and laughed, well, except one person.
Little boy: Momma?
Mom: Yes, my dear.
Little boy: One day I wanna work in McDonald's.
Mom: Why!?
Little boy: Just to see if their ice cream machine is actually broken.
How does an orange 🍊 go into a crowded restaurant?
By squeezing his way in.
I'm hungry.
Why is a waiter good at math?
Because he knows his TABLES! 🤣
Waiter: Can I have your order?
Me: No, it’s mine!
I'm 43 and my date is 19. A man rudely comes up to our table and calls me a pedophile. I told him to fuck off, this is our 10th anniversary.
What's another place orphans can't work at besides SC Johnson?
The Home Depot.
A panda walks into a restaurant, orders some food, and eats it. Once he was done, he shoots the waiter, then leaves.
Police and detectives arrive at the scene. They ask the waiter, "Who did this to you? What happened?"
The waiter replies, "A panda, eats, shoots, and leaves."
Once a man goes to a restaurant. Then, he was waiting until the waitress comes and tells him that they don't have food.
He was grumpy, but the waitress make him relaxing by unbuttoning her pants and undressing her panties and uncovering clothes from her pussy until everything get striped, then she say to him: "Good meal."
What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta.
I had to give up my vegetarian diet.
Turns out they're a lot harder to catch than cows.
