Restaurant jokes
Your hairline goes so far back that Crown Burger was Crown Sandwiches.
Why did Ronald McDonald go to KFC to destroy them?
Q: Why do orphans work at Olive Garden?
A: Because when you're there, you're family.
Chimichanga.
What’s black and long?
The Chick-fil-A line.
Memes
how it started
What did the frog order?
A diet Croak!
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef! (aka dinner)
Sneed feed seed.
Formerly Chuck's!
A grasshopper walked into a bar and sat down at the counter.
The bartender looked at him and said, "We have a drink named after you." The grasshopper replied, "Who names a drink Steve?"
I would tell you a pizza joke, but it's too cheesy.
Did you hear about the delivery boy that worked for that Italian Restaurant down the street?
Yeah, he Pasta-Way.
Friend A: Do you like Wendy's?
Friend B: Yes, why?
Friend A: Wen-dez nuts in your mouth!
You know what's the difference between my basement and Chick-fil-A?
A lot of things.
Where do terrorists go for food? The Allah snack bar.
Your mama is so nasty.
She showed up to Red Lobster with her own crabs.
When your girlfriend picks you up and decides to prank you by not wearing pants to a seafood restaurant.
Did you get seafood without me?
Did you hear? There's a new fast food restaurant coming: Jacko in the Box.
Why did the rapper go to the seafood restaurant?
Because he heard they had PHAT BASS.
McDonald's worker be like, "Hello, would you like a Mc-Dick?" (You looked down) You: "Uhh, where's my dick?"
What do you call it when Panera Bread commits genocide?
Panera bloodshed.