Your mama is so nasty.
She showed up to Red Lobster with her own crabs.
Restaurant Jokes
McDonald's worker be like, "Hello, would you like a Mc-Dick?" (You looked down) You: "Uhh, where's my dick?"
What do you call it when Panera Bread commits genocide?
Panera bloodshed.
You know what's the difference between my basement and Chick-fil-A?
A lot of things.
"I work with animals," a guy says to his date.
"That's so sweet," she replies. "I love a man who cares about animals. Where do you work?"
"I'm a butcher," he replies.
Where do terrorists go for food? The Allah snack bar.
Did you hear about the delivery boy that worked for that Italian Restaurant down the street?
Yeah, he Pasta-Way.
I would tell you a pizza joke, but it's too cheesy.
Welcome to Antonio’s pizza and abortion, where yesterday’s loss is today’s sauce!
Where does a Muslim like to go and eat?
Allah's snackbar!
What does a woman and Kentucky Fried Chicken have in common?
By the time you're done with the breasts and the thighs, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in.
Where do you go to get the best fish?
A restaurant on the Titanic.
What did Ronnie have at Taco Bell?
A mind-blowing bean burrito.
Do you like Wendy’s?
Yeah, Wendy’s nuts finna go in your mouth!
What did one plate say to the other plate?
"Dinner's on me."
Where did the one legged lady work?
IHOP
When you can’t have Chinese food because you don’t have any pets,
just eat African food, you have plenty of neighbors!
This guy walked into a pizzeria and ordered a water. The owner called him an idiot.
His girlfriend walked in and ordered a pineapple pizza.
The guy left her, and the owner made her leave.
How does an orange 🍊 go into a crowded restaurant?
By squeezing his way in.
Little boy: Momma?
Mom: Yes, my dear.
Little boy: One day I wanna work in McDonald's.
Mom: Why!?
Little boy: Just to see if their ice cream machine is actually broken.
