Restaurant jokes
What would you like as your last meal?
Fried chicken. Extra crispy.
Me running from the table where the Emo table with a happy meal.
If you're waiting for a waiter at a restaurant, aren't you the waiter?
My wife and I were out to dinner and the waitress started flirting with me.
"She obviously has COVID," my wife said.
"Why?" I asked.
My wife replied with a sneer, "Because she has no taste!"
How did the chicken 🐔 feel after escaping the fry cook?
Clucky!
Memes
how it started
A guy walks into a restaurant and orders turtle soup. The waiter hollers, "One turtle soup!"
A moment later, the guy calls the waiter over and says, "I’ve changed my mind, I would like pea soup." The waiter hollers, "Hold the turtle, and make it pea!"
What do rabbits eat for breakfast? IHOP.
Why did Ronald McDonald go to KFC to destroy them?
Chimichanga.
What’s black and long?
The Chick-fil-A line.
Chef: “How did you enjoy your steak, sir?”
Customer: “I asked for it medium rare, but it’s well done!”
Chef: “Why thank you.”
Customer: “You don’t understand, the steak is well done!”
Chef: “Of course it is, I made it.”
Have you heard of Wendy's?
Yea, Wendy's nuts in you mouth.
Q: Why do orphans work at Olive Garden?
A: Because when you're there, you're family.
What did the frog order?
A diet Croak!
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef! (aka dinner)
Sneed feed seed.
Formerly Chuck's!
I would tell you a pizza joke, but it's too cheesy.
A grasshopper walked into a bar and sat down at the counter.
The bartender looked at him and said, "We have a drink named after you." The grasshopper replied, "Who names a drink Steve?"
Did you hear about the delivery boy that worked for that Italian Restaurant down the street?
Yeah, he Pasta-Way.
Friend A: Do you like Wendy's?
Friend B: Yes, why?
Friend A: Wen-dez nuts in your mouth!