Restaurant jokes
"I work with animals," a guy says to his date.
"That's so sweet," she replies. "I love a man who cares about animals. Where do you work?"
"I'm a butcher," he replies.
What’s black and long?
The Chick-fil-A line.
Chimichanga.
My wife and I were out to dinner and the waitress started flirting with me.
"She obviously has COVID," my wife said.
"Why?" I asked.
My wife replied with a sneer, "Because she has no taste!"
You're so fat that when you got to McDonald's, they had to call Wendy's for backup.
how it started
Your hairline goes so far back that Crown Burger was Crown Sandwiches.
What do you call a Panera Bread doctor?
A Panera med.
Credit to my boy tippecanoe3 for this joke.
What do you call it when Panera isn’t hungry?
Panera fed.
Credit to RogueRobot for this one:
What does Panera sleep in?
Panera bed.
What is it called when you talk in Panera Bread?
Panera said.
If you're waiting for a waiter at a restaurant, aren't you the waiter?
What would you like as your last meal?
Fried chicken. Extra crispy.
Friend A: Do you like Wendy's?
Friend B: Yes, why?
Friend A: Wen-dez nuts in your mouth!
You know what's the difference between my basement and Chick-fil-A?
A lot of things.
Orphan: I'm hungry.
Dad: Let's go to KFC.
Orphan 2: Boy, you don't got a dad!
Chef: “How did you enjoy your steak, sir?”
Customer: “I asked for it medium rare, but it’s well done!”
Chef: “Why thank you.”
Customer: “You don’t understand, the steak is well done!”
Chef: “Of course it is, I made it.”
Me running from the table where the Emo table with a happy meal.
How did the chicken 🐔 feel after escaping the fry cook?
Clucky!
A guy walks into a restaurant and orders turtle soup. The waiter hollers, "One turtle soup!"
A moment later, the guy calls the waiter over and says, "I’ve changed my mind, I would like pea soup." The waiter hollers, "Hold the turtle, and make it pea!"
What do rabbits eat for breakfast? IHOP.
Have you heard of Wendy's?
Yea, Wendy's nuts in you mouth.