Restaurant jokes
Have you heard of Wendy's?
Yea, Wendy's nuts in you mouth.
Why did Ronald McDonald go to KFC to destroy them?
Chimichanga.
Q: Why do orphans work at Olive Garden?
A: Because when you're there, you're family.
What did the frog order?
A diet Croak!
how it started
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef! (aka dinner)
I would tell you a pizza joke, but it's too cheesy.
A grasshopper walked into a bar and sat down at the counter.
The bartender looked at him and said, "We have a drink named after you." The grasshopper replied, "Who names a drink Steve?"
Did you hear? There's a new fast food restaurant coming: Jacko in the Box.
When your girlfriend picks you up and decides to prank you by not wearing pants to a seafood restaurant.
Did you get seafood without me?
You know what's the difference between my basement and Chick-fil-A?
A lot of things.
Why did the plane go to KFC?
To lose its wings and crash!
"I work with animals," a guy says to his date.
"That's so sweet," she replies. "I love a man who cares about animals. Where do you work?"
"I'm a butcher," he replies.
Orphan: I'm hungry.
Dad: Let's go to KFC.
Orphan 2: Boy, you don't got a dad!
McDonald's worker be like, "Hello, would you like a Mc-Dick?" (You looked down) You: "Uhh, where's my dick?"
Your mama is so nasty.
She showed up to Red Lobster with her own crabs.
What do you call it when Panera Bread commits genocide?
Panera bloodshed.
Why did the rapper go to the seafood restaurant?
Because he heard they had PHAT BASS.
Where do terrorists go for food? The Allah snack bar.
Friend A: Do you like Wendy's?
Friend B: Yes, why?
Friend A: Wen-dez nuts in your mouth!