Restaurant jokes
Q: Why do orphans work at Olive Garden?
A: Because when you're there, you're family.
Chef: “How did you enjoy your steak, sir?”
Customer: “I asked for it medium rare, but it’s well done!”
Chef: “Why thank you.”
Customer: “You don’t understand, the steak is well done!”
Chef: “Of course it is, I made it.”
Me running from the table where the Emo table with a happy meal.
If you're waiting for a waiter at a restaurant, aren't you the waiter?
You're so fat that when you got to McDonald's, they had to call Wendy's for backup.
Memes
My wife and I were out to dinner and the waitress started flirting with me.
"She obviously has COVID," my wife said.
"Why?" I asked.
My wife replied with a sneer, "Because she has no taste!"
What’s black and long?
The Chick-fil-A line.
A guy walks into a restaurant and orders turtle soup. The waiter hollers, "One turtle soup!"
A moment later, the guy calls the waiter over and says, "I’ve changed my mind, I would like pea soup." The waiter hollers, "Hold the turtle, and make it pea!"
How did the chicken 🐔 feel after escaping the fry cook?
Clucky!
What do rabbits eat for breakfast? IHOP.
Have you heard of Wendy's?
Yea, Wendy's nuts in you mouth.
What did the frog order?
A diet Croak!
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef! (aka dinner)
Sneed feed seed.
Formerly Chuck's!
I would tell you a pizza joke, but it's too cheesy.
A grasshopper walked into a bar and sat down at the counter.
The bartender looked at him and said, "We have a drink named after you." The grasshopper replied, "Who names a drink Steve?"
Welcome to Antonio’s pizza and abortion, where yesterday’s loss is today’s sauce!
Where does a Muslim like to go and eat?
Allah's snackbar!
What does a woman and Kentucky Fried Chicken have in common?
By the time you're done with the breasts and the thighs, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in.
Where do you go to get the best fish?
A restaurant on the Titanic.