Restaurant jokes
Your mama is so nasty.
She showed up to Red Lobster with her own crabs.
"I work with animals," a guy says to his date.
"That's so sweet," she replies. "I love a man who cares about animals. Where do you work?"
"I'm a butcher," he replies.
Orphan: I'm hungry.
Dad: Let's go to KFC.
Orphan 2: Boy, you don't got a dad!
Credit to my boy tippecanoe3 for this joke.
What do you call it when Panera isn’t hungry?
Panera fed.
Credit to RogueRobot for this one:
What does Panera sleep in?
Panera bed.
Me running from the table where the Emo table with a happy meal.
how it started
You're so fat that when you got to McDonald's, they had to call Wendy's for backup.
If you're waiting for a waiter at a restaurant, aren't you the waiter?
My wife and I were out to dinner and the waitress started flirting with me.
"She obviously has COVID," my wife said.
"Why?" I asked.
My wife replied with a sneer, "Because she has no taste!"
Your hairline goes so far back that Crown Burger was Crown Sandwiches.
Did you hear about the delivery boy that worked for that Italian Restaurant down the street?
Yeah, he Pasta-Way.
A guy walks into a restaurant and orders turtle soup. The waiter hollers, "One turtle soup!"
A moment later, the guy calls the waiter over and says, "I’ve changed my mind, I would like pea soup." The waiter hollers, "Hold the turtle, and make it pea!"
Have you heard of Wendy's?
Yea, Wendy's nuts in you mouth.
Chef: “How did you enjoy your steak, sir?”
Customer: “I asked for it medium rare, but it’s well done!”
Chef: “Why thank you.”
Customer: “You don’t understand, the steak is well done!”
Chef: “Of course it is, I made it.”
What do rabbits eat for breakfast? IHOP.
Chimichanga.
What’s black and long?
The Chick-fil-A line.
Why did Ronald McDonald go to KFC to destroy them?
How did the chicken 🐔 feel after escaping the fry cook?
Clucky!
Sneed feed seed.
Formerly Chuck's!
Q: Why do orphans work at Olive Garden?
A: Because when you're there, you're family.