Restaurant jokes
When your wife gets pregnant and you don't want a kid, just come on down to Momma Mia's Pizzeria and abortion clinic!
Ok guys, I have one last joke (for now).
What do you call it when Panera is over?
Panera end.
"Hey Modda, I'm hungry."
What’s a cannibal's favorite takeaway shop?
The orphanage.
Why are the people that get your order at restaurants called waiters? They don't wait for the food; we wait for the food. They should be called "note takers." They take notes for food.
Hm, free food
My friend talking to fat boi: "I can order you at McDonald's: Double Big Mac, triple quarter pounder cheeseburger."
What restaurant does Africa own? M.T. Bellies.
Welcome to Jimmy's orphanage and pizza shop, where today's loss is a sauce. How may I help you?
In honor of Michael Jackson, Vienna Beef, as well as other establishments, are introducing the Jackson dog. It's a 50 year old sausage between two 7 year old buns, with everything on it.
What did the autistic kid order at a restaurant?
A disorder.
So I was at a restaurant and I really hit it off with the waitress, so one thing led to another and I'm at her place and she was really nice at the IHOP but when I was there with her she was all like "ahhh! what are you doing!?!?!? how did you get in my house?!?!?" and then she punched me and I'm the one who ended up in prison.
Waiter: "Here you go, one medium-rare steak."
Me: "I like it well done."
Waiter: "Thanks, that means a lot!"
What's Peter Pan's favorite place to eat out?
Wendy's?
What do you call it when Panera Bread is running away?
Panera fled.
Do you want drugs? Buy KFC; poor people.
Yo mama so stupid she thinks Taco Bell is a Mexican phone company.
At what speed is the curry going at?
In a hurry to the curry, man!
A: This rice is very delicious!
B: Ya! It is more delicious if it is cooked.
A couple enters a Chinese restaurant and takes their seats.
The waiter asks, "想吃什么 (Xiang Chi Shen Ma)?"
The wife responds, "吃鸡巴 (Chi Ji Ba)!"
I have returned. Anyways, what do you call it when you're actually in Panera Bread, being in Panera Bread?