Restaurant jokes
I was the manager at a McDonald’s in Turin when I saw Penaldo walk in and submit a job application. I asked him to show me his skills and experience, but he just started diving and asking for pens and tap-ins. I was confused until Penaldo told me that’s all he knows how to do.
I remember the time that Gordon Ramsay did an African food episode... it was a short episode. Too bad he couldn’t find any.
A chicken walks into a bar.
He orders Dr. Pepper.
He then lays a good scrambled egg.
My favorite sex position is the McDonald's.
Ba da ba ba ba, I'm lovin' it!
Did you hear about the delivery boy that worked for that Italian Restaurant down the street?
Yeah, he Pasta-Way.
Memes
how it started
Friend A: Do you like Wendy's?
Friend B: Yes, why?
Friend A: Wen-dez nuts in your mouth!
You know what's the difference between my basement and Chick-fil-A?
A lot of things.
Where do terrorists go for food? The Allah snack bar.
Why did the plane go to KFC?
To lose its wings and crash!
"I work with animals," a guy says to his date.
"That's so sweet," she replies. "I love a man who cares about animals. Where do you work?"
"I'm a butcher," he replies.
What do you call it when Panera Bread commits genocide?
Panera bloodshed.
Your mama is so nasty.
She showed up to Red Lobster with her own crabs.
McDonald's worker be like, "Hello, would you like a Mc-Dick?" (You looked down) You: "Uhh, where's my dick?"
Why did the rapper go to the seafood restaurant?
Because he heard they had PHAT BASS.
Orphan: I'm hungry.
Dad: Let's go to KFC.
Orphan 2: Boy, you don't got a dad!
What would you like as your last meal?
Fried chicken. Extra crispy.
Credit to my boy tippecanoe3 for this joke.
What do you call it when Panera isn’t hungry?
Panera fed.
Credit to RogueRobot for this one:
What does Panera sleep in?
Panera bed.
What do you call a Panera Bread doctor?
A Panera med.
What is it called when you talk in Panera Bread?
Panera said.
Your hairline goes so far back that Crown Burger was Crown Sandwiches.