Restaurant jokes
What do you call it when you're dead because of that one drink in Panera Bread? Panera dead.
Ayo, the pizza here... OH NlGGA! AHHHHH!... Augh, my ears burn!
Worst jokes ever? More like I killed an old man in 2012 in Oklahoma City at that nasty Red Lobster, not the one near the freeway, and hid the body in a creek!
Your mama is so fat, she only knows three words: KFC.
A man walks into a restaurant. The waitress hands him a menu and it says: "Hot dog: $2, Hamburger: $5, Blowjob: $10."
He asks the waitress, "Are you the one who gives the hand jobs?"
She says, "Yes, I am."
He tells her, "Good. Can you go wash your goddamn hands? Because I want a hot dog."
I was the manager at a McDonald’s in Turin when I saw Penaldo walk in and submit a job application. I asked him to show me his skills and experience, but he just started diving and asking for pens and tap-ins. I was confused until Penaldo told me that’s all he knows how to do.
I remember the time that Gordon Ramsay did an African food episode... it was a short episode. Too bad he couldn’t find any.
A chicken walks into a bar.
He orders Dr. Pepper.
He then lays a good scrambled egg.
My favorite sex position is the McDonald's.
Ba da ba ba ba, I'm lovin' it!
Why did the rapper go to the seafood restaurant?
Because he heard they had PHAT BASS.
McDonald's worker be like, "Hello, would you like a Mc-Dick?" (You looked down) You: "Uhh, where's my dick?"
What do you call it when Panera Bread commits genocide?
Panera bloodshed.
Where do terrorists go for food? The Allah snack bar.
Why did the plane go to KFC?
To lose its wings and crash!
Did you hear? There's a new fast food restaurant coming: Jacko in the Box.
What happens after you eat at a combination Chinese-German restaurant?
An hour later, you're hungry—for power!
When your girlfriend picks you up and decides to prank you by not wearing pants to a seafood restaurant.
Did you get seafood without me?
Friend A: Do you like Wendy's?
Friend B: Yes, why?
Friend A: Wen-dez nuts in your mouth!
What would you like as your last meal?
Fried chicken. Extra crispy.
You know what's the difference between my basement and Chick-fil-A?
A lot of things.