Restaurant jokes
Myla, what did you do for Father's Day?
Myla: I went to a restaurant.
Timmy, what did you do for Father's Day?
Timmy: I went to a concert.
Olivia, what did you do for Father's Day?
Olivia: Talked to him through an ouija board.
Your hairline shape is so badly shaped like a M, me and my friends thought it was McDonald's.
Where do the Borg eat fast food?
Borger King.
A man with 20 dollars walked into Dave & Buster's. He went to the bathroom to wash his hands. He walked out without any clothes but still has his money.
You can find perfectly cooked Kobe in a Japanese restaurant, but you can only find burnt Kobe in Calabasas.
I saw a beautiful homeless girl and asked if I could take her out on a date. She politely accepted and enjoyed herself. Soon after, I asked if I could take her home, she smiled and nodded her head. Her smile disappeared when she saw me running away with her cardboard box.
What kind of Panera Bread do fishers use?
Panera bait.
When your girlfriend picks you up and decides to prank you by not wearing pants to a seafood restaurant:
Did you get seafood without me? It smells like fish.
A pancake and an egg walk into a bar. The bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve breakfast.”
This bunny named Mason came up to a bar and ordered a beer and a burger. He sits at a table and the waiter brought a huge burger.
Mason: "Heh. Good thing I eat like a horse." He looks up at the waiter.
Waiter: "You are a nasty little bunny, aren't you?"
Mason screamed and ran away as the waiter chased him... she was a HORSE.
Yo mama so fat that when the cashier at KFC asked her what size bucket she wants, she said "the one on the roof."
What type of pizza do they serve on an airplane?
Plane pizza.
I took my girlfriend to a Chinese restaurant. One hour after ordering, I went to ask the chef what was going on. That was until I heard barking from the kitchen.
Yo mama's so fat, she thinks the buffet is the starter plate.
Why can't an orphan go to McDonald's? There's no point in the words "happy meal."
Wanna hear a joke about pizza?
Never mind, it’s too cheesy! 😅
Your mama is so fat that all restaurants say, "Maximum weight 240KG or your mum!"
Yo mama so poor that when she went to KFC, she had to lick other people's fingers.
I was the manager at a McDonald’s in Turin when I saw Penaldo walk in and submit a job application. I asked him to show me his skills and experience, but he just started diving and asking for pens and tap-ins. I was confused until Penaldo told me that’s all he knows how to do.
Me and my wife were out at dinner. Me being 48 and her being 19, people were screaming at us and calling me a creep. It really ruined our 10th anniversary.