Restaurant jokes
Why did the chef flip a pancake? Because he was a tosser.
I wanted to bomb a restaurant, so I went in there with a bomb, but the bomb got diffused and did not work.
I asked a person standing nearby. I said, "Hey, do you know how to fix this bomb so I can blow up this place?"
He gave me a book.
It was the Quran.
I said, "What the hell is that?"
He said, "This is the official manual for bomb making."
Where's a cannibal's favorite place to eat?
Chili's, because they got them baby back ribs.
What was the last pizza order at the World Trade Center?
Two large planes.
Where do keyboards go to have dinner?
The space bar!!!
I asked my girlfriend what she wanted to eat.
She said nothing, so I took her to Africa.
Did you hear about the delivery boy that worked for that Italian Restaurant down the street?
Yeah, he Pasta-Way.
An Autistic chef made hamburgers out of donkey meat.
He called them: "Asperger's."
Who comes when an orphan gets married? They are allowed back in family restaurants, but when I go in alone, I'm not allowed. I have some parents, for God's sake!
Your mum's so fat that when she goes to KFC, they run out of stock of chicken.
We were at a restaurant today, and my dad was talking about a place called Sea Ranch.
I asked, "What do they raise there? Sea horses?"
I just went on a date with a woman in a wheelchair.
I stood her up, which made her fall for me. At first it was a drag, but now we’re rolling.
McDonald's :)
The deaf man said to the waiter:
"Mmmm."
The waiter said, "No English."
Then the deaf man signed, "F U."
What do you call a gay barbecue?
LGTBBQ.
A man and a cow walk into a McDonalds, and the man walks up to the front counter and says, “I’d like one beef burger.” The employee of McDonalds said, “Sure thing sir, also I really like to see your cow, may I bring him into the back room really quick to show my co-workers?” The man says, “Sure.” The employee takes the cow into the back room. A couple minutes later, the employee came back with his burger. The man took a bite of it, and realized his cow was gone.
What type of restaurant can an orphan not go to? A family diner.
Hamburger cheeseburger Big Mac Whopper.
I asked a Japanese chef how to make a good bowl of ramen, he said "Let me show you."
Where do rabbits eat breakfast?
IHOP.