Restaurant jokes
Worst jokes ever? More like I killed an old man in 2012 in Oklahoma City at that nasty Red Lobster, not the one near the freeway, and hid the body in a creek!
Your mama is so fat, she only knows three words: KFC.
I was the manager at a McDonald’s in Turin when I saw Penaldo walk in and submit a job application. I asked him to show me his skills and experience, but he just started diving and asking for pens and tap-ins. I was confused until Penaldo told me that’s all he knows how to do.
I remember the time that Gordon Ramsay did an African food episode... it was a short episode. Too bad he couldn’t find any.
A chicken walks into a bar.
He orders Dr. Pepper.
He then lays a good scrambled egg.
Memes
My favorite sex position is the McDonald's.
Ba da ba ba ba, I'm lovin' it!
When your girlfriend picks you up and decides to prank you by not wearing pants to a seafood restaurant.
Did you get seafood without me?
Did you hear? There's a new fast food restaurant coming: Jacko in the Box.
"I work with animals," a guy says to his date.
"That's so sweet," she replies. "I love a man who cares about animals. Where do you work?"
"I'm a butcher," he replies.
Orphan: I'm hungry.
Dad: Let's go to KFC.
Orphan 2: Boy, you don't got a dad!
Your hairline goes so far back that Crown Burger was Crown Sandwiches.
Why did the plane go to KFC?
To lose its wings and crash!
Why did the rapper go to the seafood restaurant?
Because he heard they had PHAT BASS.
You know what's the difference between my basement and Chick-fil-A?
A lot of things.
Where do terrorists go for food? The Allah snack bar.
What is it called when you talk in Panera Bread?
Panera said.
What do you call it when Panera Bread commits genocide?
Panera bloodshed.
Your mama is so nasty.
She showed up to Red Lobster with her own crabs.
Credit to my boy tippecanoe3 for this joke.
What do you call it when Panera isn’t hungry?
Panera fed.
Credit to RogueRobot for this one:
What does Panera sleep in?
Panera bed.
What do you call a Panera Bread doctor?
A Panera med.