A guy walks into a restaurant and orders turtle soup. The waiter hollers, "One turtle soup!"
A moment later, the guy calls the waiter over and says, "I’ve changed my mind, I would like pea soup." The waiter hollers, "Hold the turtle, and make it pea!"
How did the chicken 🐔 feel after escaping the fry cook?
Clucky!
What do rabbits eat for breakfast? IHOP.
If you're waiting for a waiter at a restaurant, aren't you the waiter?
You're so fat that when you got to McDonald's, they had to call Wendy's for backup.
My wife and I were out to dinner and the waitress started flirting with me.
"She obviously has COVID," my wife said.
"Why?" I asked.
My wife replied with a sneer, "Because she has no taste!"
What would you like as your last meal?
Fried chicken. Extra crispy.
Your hairline goes so far back that Crown Burger was Crown Sandwiches.
Chef: “How did you enjoy your steak, sir?”
Customer: “I asked for it medium rare, but it’s well done!”
Chef: “Why thank you.”
Customer: “You don’t understand, the steak is well done!”
Chef: “Of course it is, I made it.”
Me running from the table where the Emo table with a happy meal.
Have you heard of Wendy's?
Yea, Wendy's nuts in you mouth.
Q: Why do orphans work at Olive Garden?
A: Because when you're there, you're family.
What did the frog order?
A diet Croak!
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef! (aka dinner)
Chimichanga.
What’s black and long?
The Chick-fil-A line.
Sneed feed seed.
Formerly Chuck's!
A grasshopper walked into a bar and sat down at the counter.
The bartender looked at him and said, "We have a drink named after you." The grasshopper replied, "Who names a drink Steve?"
Why did the rapper go to the seafood restaurant?
Because he heard they had PHAT BASS.
Wanted to go to the zoo, it was too packed, so I went to KFC instead. Their monkey enclosure is better anyway.
