Restaurant jokes
Your mama is so fat, she only knows three words: KFC.
Worst jokes ever? More like I killed an old man in 2012 in Oklahoma City at that nasty Red Lobster, not the one near the freeway, and hid the body in a creek!
What do you call it when you're dead because of that one drink in Panera Bread? Panera dead.
A man walks into a restaurant. The waitress hands him a menu and it says: "Hot dog: $2, Hamburger: $5, Blowjob: $10."
He asks the waitress, "Are you the one who gives the hand jobs?"
She says, "Yes, I am."
He tells her, "Good. Can you go wash your goddamn hands? Because I want a hot dog."
I was the manager at a McDonald’s in Turin when I saw Penaldo walk in and submit a job application. I asked him to show me his skills and experience, but he just started diving and asking for pens and tap-ins. I was confused until Penaldo told me that’s all he knows how to do.
I remember the time that Gordon Ramsay did an African food episode... it was a short episode. Too bad he couldn’t find any.
A chicken walks into a bar.
He orders Dr. Pepper.
He then lays a good scrambled egg.
My favorite sex position is the McDonald's.
Ba da ba ba ba, I'm lovin' it!
What happens after you eat at a combination Chinese-German restaurant?
An hour later, you're hungry—for power!
Did you hear? There's a new fast food restaurant coming: Jacko in the Box.
When your girlfriend picks you up and decides to prank you by not wearing pants to a seafood restaurant.
Did you get seafood without me?
McDonald's worker be like, "Hello, would you like a Mc-Dick?" (You looked down) You: "Uhh, where's my dick?"
Why did the rapper go to the seafood restaurant?
Because he heard they had PHAT BASS.
What do you call it when Panera Bread commits genocide?
Panera bloodshed.
Your mama is so nasty.
She showed up to Red Lobster with her own crabs.
A grasshopper walked into a bar and sat down at the counter.
The bartender looked at him and said, "We have a drink named after you." The grasshopper replied, "Who names a drink Steve?"
Did you hear about the delivery boy that worked for that Italian Restaurant down the street?
Yeah, he Pasta-Way.
I would tell you a pizza joke, but it's too cheesy.
Where do terrorists go for food? The Allah snack bar.
Why did the plane go to KFC?
To lose its wings and crash!