Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he wanted to drop some HOT MIXTAPES
Why did the chicken cross the road?- To get to KFC
Welcome to codi's pizzeria and abortion clinic your lose is our sauce!!!!
Joe's pizzeria and abortion clinic. Yesterday's loss is today's sauce.
Q: what is the difference between a pizza and a baby? A: the pizza does not scream when you put it in the oven.
New Orleans cuisine has always been my favorite, however I only eat gumbo on oc-cajun.
Where do leg amputees go to buy a car?
IHOP
at what speed is the curry going at ?
in a hurry to the curry man
What do Macdonalds and Priests both do? They both put their meat between 10 year old buns
One day 2 Chinese with broken English go to America. When they arrive they go to a small place to eat. When they look at the menu they see "hot dog" but since there English is bad, they think its literally a roasted dog and order it. When it comes back there both surprised and one of them ask "What part of the dog did you get."
I love going g to Hooters and looking at the menu... If you know what I mean;)
First Date: HE:"i work with animals every day!" SHE:"oh how sweet! what is it that you do?" HE:"I'm a butcher" SHE:"were through!"
So, this guy walked into a cannibal bar. The barista asked him what he wants, and the man ordered water. Then he left, because he wasn't a cannibal and just wanted a glass of water.
A man with 20 dolars walked into Dave & Busters. He went to the bathrom to wash his hands. He walked out without any clothes but still has his money.
What is a good time for dinner and what do I do for you and dinner dinner and what yyyuyy dinner 🍴 night time
when your wife gets pregnet and you dont want a kid just come on down to momma mias pizzareia and abortion clinic!
Cause she loves to toss the salad even though she ain’t a chef!
What do you call a rapper's favorite place to eat?
The MIC Donald’s drive-thru
Hi, welcome to Mario's pizzeria/abortion clinic Where no fetus can beat us and your loss is our sauce.
What restaurant does Africa own? M.T Bellies
