Restaurant jokes
This is the real reason why the chicken crossed the road.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To visit his grandmother at KFC.
What does a waiter in a Chinese restaurant call a customer that won't leave a tip? A "plick."
What do rabbits eat for breakfast? IHOP.
What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill?
Taco Bell going out of business.
Why are the people that get your order at restaurants called waiters? They don't wait for the food; we wait for the food. They should be called "note takers." They take notes for food.
What do you call it when Panera Bread gets painted red?
Panera Red.
Yo mama so fat, she ate McDonald's!
Yo mama's so hot when she walked into Subway she gave me a foot long!
A termite walks into a bar and says, "So, is the bartender here?"
Why did Ronald McDonald go to KFC to destroy them?
Why are french fries rude?
What did the Twin Towers order for dinner?
Two large planes.
I'll never forget my boss's last words: "We shall serve the best meat in our burgers!"
"Oh, waiter! Waiter!"
"Yes, sir?"
"Do you have frog's legs?"
"Why, yes."
"Good. Now hop along and get me a steak!"
One day my friend said: "I want tacos from Katie's, you?" and I said no thanks and she left. I never saw her again. Today I remember that I saw her name on TV as one of the victims of suicide, then I remember her and my motto: "If I'm dying, you're dying with me, you got no choice." I NEVER ate tacos from Katie's again.
What do you call Panera bread when it’s on top of someone?
Panera head.
Yo' mama is so stupid, when they said, "Order in the court," she asked for fries and a shake.
Did you hear about the delivery boy that worked for that Italian Restaurant down the street?
Yeah, he Pasta-Way.
What do you call a Panera Bread with hair?
Panera Hair.
What do KFC and pussy have in common?
Both are finger lickin' good, and after you are done eating, you have a box to put the bone in.