I have a better method of abortion than currently used. It's like a regular one, except you can get free food out of it...we're about to give baby-back ribs a whole new meaning.
Man: How do you prepare your chicken? Waiter: Nothing special, we just tell them they’re going to die.
Hey dude can you speel ihop. Sure man. I H O P. Wait you ate my pee!!!
I’m going to open my own Mexican restaurant and call it boarder patrol
KFC doesn't mean Kentucky Fried Chicken, it means "Kill Fat Children."
buy kfc= 1 more orphan in our fryers
This bunny named Mason came up to a bar and ordered a beer and a burger. he sits at a table and the waiter brought a huge burger. Mason: heh. good thing i eat like a horse. He looks up at the waiter. Waiter: you are a nasty little bunny, aren't you? Mason screamed and ran away as the waiter chased him.... she was a HORSE.
One day 2 Chinese with broken English go to America. When they arrive they go to a small place to eat. When they look at the menu they see "hot dog" but since there English is bad, they think its literally a roasted dog and order it. When it comes back there both surprised and one of them ask "What part of the dog did you get."
why did the octopus cross the road?
cuz he was on the same side as a sushi resturant
what does a Catholic Priest and a commercial from the 80s have in common they both ask people "WHERES THE MEAT!"
Where did the cow go on his first date, to the moovies
What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill? Taco Bell going out of business
Twin Towers Ordered A Pepperoni Pizza, But It Came Plain.
so the man asks me, "Jesus how do you want your steak "
so I said, "well done, my good faithful servant, well done.
what do you call it when a man wants food in panera
panera bread serving food
I'd tell you a joke about pizza, but it's to cheesy.
What did the Nazi order from wendys? Two number NEINS
Your hairline looks like the McDonalds logo
What can you serve but never Eat. a volley ball
What did one alligator say to the other alligator? Let’s go for an ALL-in-one buffet
