Restaurant jokes

I was at the bar late last night when a waitress screamed, "Anyone know CPR?" I said, "Shit, I know all the letters of the alphabet." Everyone laughed, well, except for this one guy.

Your forehead goes back to when Burger King was Burger Prince.

Can emos eat a Happy Meal?

Pizza Hut.

When fat people sit down at a restaurant, and you listen closely, you can hear the chair screaming.

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, and orders a beer. The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve food here."

What's the difference between twin towers and McDonald's?

One had a drive thru and the other had a fly thru.

What do you call a steak that tastes bad?

A MISsteak.

What did the plate say to the other plate? Lunch is on me! 😂

One day, two Chinese people with broken English go to America. When they arrive, they go to a small place to eat. When they look at the menu, they see "hot dog," but since their English is bad, they think it's literally a roasted dog and order it. When it comes back, they're both surprised, and one of them asks,

"What part of the dog did you get?"

Wood fired pizza?

How's pizza gonna pay child support now?! :O

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Q: What do women and KFC have in common?

A: Once you eat the breasts and thighs, all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.

Why are french fries rude?

Buy KFC = 1 more orphan in our fryers.

Ok guys, I have one last joke (for now).

What do you call it when Panera is over?

Panera end.

KFC doesn't mean Kentucky Fried Chicken, it means "Kill Fat Children."

I have a better method of abortion than currently used. It's like a regular one, except you can get free food out of it... We're about to give baby-back ribs a whole new meaning.

Hey dude, can you spell IHOP?

Sure, man. I. H. O. P.

Wait, you ate my pee!!!

Man: How do you prepare your chicken?

Waiter: Nothing special, we just tell them they’re going to die.

What's an Asian's favorite food place?

Answer: Petco