What did the Nazi order from wendys? Two number NEINS
Jeffrey dahmer was eating at 5 guys before it was a restaurant
I arrived at a restaurant early and manager said do you mind waiting a bit? I said I don’t mind and he said OK. Take these trays to table 9.
I went to a restaurant and a waiter took my order. She had two black eyes, so I ordered real slow.
Because obviously she doesn’t listen
What can you serve but never Eat. a volley ball
Your hairline looks like the McDonalds logo
where do u order nonbinary pizza?
little xe/xyrs
Recently I visited a restaurant in Crotone. When I was done eating, I told the waitress I was “Penaldo” with my food. She instantly knew that I was finished with my food.
What did one alligator say to the other alligator? Let’s go for an ALL-in-one buffet
I mean I'd tell you a joke about the pizza I ate, but it's just too cheesy.
what's the name of a cannibals favorite all you can eat buffet ? planned parenthood !
What did the chef say to the skeleton? "BONE Apetit!"
where do do dairy queen and burger king go after dinner? white castle
Person 1: “How many ph vids have you watched today? Person 2: “Seven” Person: 1: “What the fuck dude..” Person 2: “I know right? I’ve gotten seven ads for Pizza Hut in the past hour.” (Based on an encounter I had recently)
Dating 101
Heres what you do:
1. Dinner 2. Kiss 3. Movie 4. Sex 5. Bring her back home 6. Get paid 15 bucks for babysitting
Want to save 50% on your Chinese??......
What did the twin towers order for dinner
2 large planes
When ordering food at a new restaurant, my wife asked the waiter what they do to prepare their chicken.“Nothing special,” he explained. “We just tell them they’re going to die.”
do you want drugs buy kfc poor people
What do u call the bell at the Asian restaurant I'm Ta Ping it Som Ting Won
