Restaurant jokes
A: It’s very delicious! Great! Fantastic!
B: Thank you.
A: People don’t speak when they eat delicious foods!
Dating 101:
Here's what you do:
1. Dinner. 2. Kiss. 3. Movie. 4. Sex. 5. Bring her back home. 6. Get paid 15 bucks for babysitting.
Did you hear about the Italian chef who died?
He pasta-way.
What is a good time for dinner, and what do I do for you? And dinner, dinner, and what, yyyuyy dinner? 🍴 Night time.
What do you call the bell at the Asian restaurant?
I'm ta ping it, some ting won.
In a proud, boastful voice, Gemma told the old Chinese woman who was babysitting her that onions were the only food that could make you cry. The woman nodded and said that was true enough.
They continued eating for a while. "This is really good!" the little girl exclaimed. "What's this meat?"
The old lady replied with: "Well, there was a brown dog in your yard that wouldn't stop yapping."
Where does a Muslim like to go and eat?
Allah's snackbar!
I went to McDonald's and I saw a line of fat people because they were selling free hamburgers.
Yo mama so ugly, she got a lifetime ban from KFC for ordering too many burgers.
What do you get when you throw a pile of dead babies into a fryer?
Kentucky Fried Children!
What's it called when you eat those same babies?
Finger Lickin' Good!
Why did the chef flip a pancake? Because he was a tosser.
A 7-foot-tall man walks into a restaurant with his 4-foot-tall girlfriend, and the maitre d' says to the waiter, “He must be nuts over her.”
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to go to KFC.
What do you call it when you choose Panera Bread over something else?
Panera instead.
People should've recognized that Jared Fogle was a sick offender by one coded Subway sandwich; he normally claimed to kids he ate the sweet onion chicken teriyaki when it was the tuna sub.
Tuna sub was the message of the target to the kid since "tuna sub" put together makes "tunasub" and the truth comes when you spell it in reverse ("busanut")!
What do you call a Krispy Kreme Donut combined with a Big Mac from McDonalds?
A Krispy Kreme Mac.
What did the customer ask when he went to the cannibal restaurant?
"Who's the special today?"
Ur mum so fat that when she walked into a bar, they said, "Sorry, we don't sell food here."
What do you call it when you are very sad in Panera Bread?
Panera Dread.
Yo mama's so hot when she walked into Subway she gave me a foot long!