Restaurant jokes
KFC doesn't mean Kentucky Fried Chicken, it means "Kill Fat Children."
Welcome to Arby's, where your babies become our gravy!
What do you do when a Panera Bread panera breads?
Panera Bread.
What's a cannibal's favourite drink?
A Bloody Mary.
Two people are in a restaurant. Person #1 doesn’t order anything, and Person #2 orders a chili.
Person #1: “Aren’t you gonna eat your bowl of chili?”
Person #2: “No, you can have it.”
Person #1: “Ok, thanks...”
Person 1 starts eating his food only to find half of a dead rat! He vomits all of the food back into the bowl.
Person #2: “That’s about as far as I got too!”
Can you drive a pizza? Of course, as long as you change the olive oil.
What do McDonald's and a priest have in common? They both put their meat in 10 year old buns.
Q: What do women and KFC have in common?
A: Once you eat the breasts and thighs, all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.
An SQL query goes into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks, "Can I join you?"
When fat people sit down at a restaurant, and you listen closely, you can hear the chair screaming.
Can emos eat a Happy Meal?
I was at the bar late last night when a waitress screamed, "Anyone know CPR?" I said, "Shit, I know all the letters of the alphabet." Everyone laughed, well, except for this one guy.
Your forehead goes back to when Burger King was Burger Prince.
Pizza Hut.
A ham sandwich walks into a bar, and orders a beer. The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve food here."
What's the difference between twin towers and McDonald's?
One had a drive thru and the other had a fly thru.
What do you call a steak that tastes bad?
A MISsteak.
What did the plate say to the other plate? Lunch is on me! 😂
One day, two Chinese people with broken English go to America. When they arrive, they go to a small place to eat. When they look at the menu, they see "hot dog," but since their English is bad, they think it's literally a roasted dog and order it. When it comes back, they're both surprised, and one of them asks,
"What part of the dog did you get?"
Why are french fries rude?