I was at the bar late last night when a waitress screamed, "Anyone know CPR?" I said, "Shit, I know all the letters of the alphabet." Everyone laughed, well, except for this one guy.
Pizza Hut.
When fat people sit down at a restaurant, and you listen closely, you can hear the chair screaming.
Can emos eat a Happy Meal?
What do you do when a Panera Bread panera breads?
Panera Bread.
Your forehead goes back to when Burger King was Burger Prince.
What's the difference between twin towers and McDonald's?
One had a drive thru and the other had a fly thru.
What do you call a steak that tastes bad?
A MISsteak.
What did the plate say to the other plate? Lunch is on me! 😂
One day, two Chinese people with broken English go to America. When they arrive, they go to a small place to eat. When they look at the menu, they see "hot dog," but since their English is bad, they think it's literally a roasted dog and order it. When it comes back, they're both surprised, and one of them asks,
"What part of the dog did you get?"
Wood fired pizza?
How's pizza gonna pay child support now?! :O
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Q: What do women and KFC have in common?
A: Once you eat the breasts and thighs, all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.
Why are french fries rude?
I’m going to open my own Mexican restaurant and call it boarder patrol.
What does a cannibal call a wheelchair user?
Fast food.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because KFC was offering free seeds.
Why can't orphans eat at a family restaurant?
Because there is no family.
Bunger.
KFC doesn't mean Kentucky Fried Chicken, it means "Kill Fat Children."
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