you telling me Julius Ceaser, who has been dead for well over 50 years, made this salad?
why did kfc take orphan bbecause kids fatanig center
The only thing they can see are there chopsticks
Waiter: "here you go, one medium-rare steak".
Me: "I like it well done."
Waiter: "thanks, that means a lot."
what do you call it when panera bread gets painted red
panera red
what do you call it when a guy named fred enters panera bread
panera fred
Say Ihop ness: i made you eat your pees:🤦
What did the Alabama graduate say to the Tennessee graduate? "Welcome to McDonald's, may I take your order please?"
guy1:hey can you stop making 9 11 jokes my dad died during it guy2:sorry i will stop what was your dad guy1:the pilot he saw a kfc and wanted it so well you know
Do you work at subway because you turn my 6 inch into a footlong
Donald trump has been banned from panera
What's a cannibals favorite place? A day care
The other day my wife said "take me someplace I have never been before, I said why don't you try the kitchen! "
What does the cannibal eat who comes late for dinner? The cold shoulder
A kid goes in to a restaurant without parents and a waitress came up and said you have to leave this is a family restaurant
Men should pay for the first date, that’s why it’s called a (men)u
Then women should do the dishes, that’s why they call it a dish wash(her)
Welcome to Jimmy’s orphanage and pizza shop where today’s loss is a sauce how may I help you
I had to share a table recently with a disabled man when I asked him for the salt and pepper, he had to make two trips.
Today I ate out my girlfriend.......Jefrrey Dahmer style
I was sitting on my own in a restaurant, when I saw a beautiful woman at another table. I sent her a bottle of the most expensive wine on the menu. She sent me a note, “I will not touch a drop of this wine unless you can assure me that you have seven inches in your pocket.” I wrote back, “Give me the wine. As gorgeous as you are, I'm not cutting off three inches for anyone.”
