Recently I visited a restaurant in Crotone. When I was done eating, I told the waitress I was “Penaldo” with my food. She instantly knew that I was finished with my food.
I mean I'd tell you a joke about the pizza I ate, but it's just too cheesy.
where do u order nonbinary pizza?
little xe/xyrs
what's the name of a cannibals favorite all you can eat buffet ? planned parenthood !
What did the chef say to the skeleton? "BONE Apetit!"
where do do dairy queen and burger king go after dinner? white castle
What did the Alabama graduate say to the Tennessee graduate? "Welcome to McDonald's, may I take your order please?"
Want to save 50% on your Chinese??......
what do you call it when a guy named fred enters panera bread
panera fred
What do u call the bell at the Asian restaurant I'm Ta Ping it Som Ting Won
do you want drugs buy kfc poor people
What did the twin towers order for dinner
2 large planes
* sans at sans favorite restaurant* Sans: hey frisk what do you eat today?
Frisk: one knife plz
sans: ok one knife plz
Waiter: you eat a knife?
Frisk: yes
* waiter asking for one knife*
Waiter: here you go
Frisk: thanks you
you telling me Julius Ceaser, who has been dead for well over 50 years, made this salad?
why did kfc take orphan bbecause kids fatanig center
Waiter: "here you go, one medium-rare steak".
Me: "I like it well done."
Waiter: "thanks, that means a lot."
what do you call it when panera bread gets painted red
panera red
The only thing they can see are there chopsticks
Say Ihop ness: i made you eat your pees:🤦
What do you call it when you choose Panera bread over something else Panera instead
