Ur mum so fat that when she walked into a bar, they said, "Sorry, we don't sell food here."
Ok guys, I have one last joke (for now).
What do you call it when Panera is over?
Panera end.
I have a better method of abortion than currently used. It's like a regular one, except you can get free food out of it... We're about to give baby-back ribs a whole new meaning.
If you want KFC, pour water on a poor person outside our restaurant and film it.
Buy KFC = 1 more orphan in our fryers.
Hey dude, can you spell IHOP?
Sure, man. I. H. O. P.
Wait, you ate my pee!!!
What's an Asian's favorite food place?
Answer: Petco
Man: How do you prepare your chicken?
Waiter: Nothing special, we just tell them they’re going to die.
This bunny named Mason came up to a bar and ordered a beer and a burger. He sits at a table and the waiter brought a huge burger.
Mason: "Heh. Good thing I eat like a horse." He looks up at the waiter.
Waiter: "You are a nasty little bunny, aren't you?"
Mason screamed and ran away as the waiter chased him... she was a HORSE.
Why did the octopus cross the road?
'Cause he was on the same side as a sushi restaurant.
Why do lions 🦁 go to SUBWAY 🥪?
Because they like to EAT FLESH.
What does a Catholic Priest and a commercial from the 80s have in common? They both ask people, "Where's the meat?"
Where did the cow go on his first date? To the moovies.
What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill? Taco Bell going out of business
Twin Towers Ordered A Pepperoni Pizza, But It Came Plain.
Recently I visited a restaurant in Crotone. When I was done eating, I told the waitress I was “Penaldo” with my food. She instantly knew that I was finished with my food.
I'd tell you a joke about pizza, but it's to cheesy.
So the man asks me, "Jesus, how do you want your steak?"
So I said, "Well done, my good faithful servant, well done."
You are so fat that the waiter said to you every time: "Sorry for your weight" instead of "Sorry for the wait."
If McDonald's is fast food, then Dairy Queen is fast cream.
