Restaurant jokes

Why did KFC take orphan?

Because kids fattening center.

Ur mum so fat that when she walked into a bar, they said, "Sorry, we don't sell food here."

Do you want drugs? Buy KFC; poor people.

Yo mama so ugly, she got a lifetime ban from KFC for ordering too many burgers.

Ok guys, I have one last joke (for now).

What do you call it when Panera is over?

Panera end.

Hey dude, can you spell IHOP?

Sure, man. I. H. O. P.

Wait, you ate my pee!!!

Why can't orphans eat at a family restaurant?

Because there is no family.

Welcome to the Fast Food Divorce Center where yesterday's lies are today's fries.

Man: How do you prepare your chicken?

Waiter: Nothing special, we just tell them they’re going to die.

I have a better method of abortion than currently used. It's like a regular one, except you can get free food out of it... We're about to give baby-back ribs a whole new meaning.

What's an Asian's favorite food place?

Answer: Petco

Bunger.

I’m going to open my own Mexican restaurant and call it boarder patrol.

This bunny named Mason came up to a bar and ordered a beer and a burger. He sits at a table and the waiter brought a huge burger.

Mason: "Heh. Good thing I eat like a horse." He looks up at the waiter.

Waiter: "You are a nasty little bunny, aren't you?"

Mason screamed and ran away as the waiter chased him... she was a HORSE.

So I was at a restaurant and I really hit it off with the waitress, so one thing led to another and I'm at her place and she was really nice at the IHOP but when I was there with her she was all like "ahhh! what are you doing!?!?!? how did you get in my house?!?!?" and then she punched me and I'm the one who ended up in prison.

Why did the octopus cross the road?

'Cause he was on the same side as a sushi restaurant.

What does a Catholic Priest and a commercial from the 80s have in common? They both ask people, "Where's the meat?"

Why do lions 🦁 go to SUBWAY 🥪?

Because they like to EAT FLESH.

Where did the cow go on his first date? To the moovies.

What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill?

Taco Bell going out of business.