Restaurant jokes
What did the plate say to the other plate? Lunch is on me! 😂
One day, two Chinese people with broken English go to America. When they arrive, they go to a small place to eat. When they look at the menu, they see "hot dog," but since their English is bad, they think it's literally a roasted dog and order it. When it comes back, they're both surprised, and one of them asks,
"What part of the dog did you get?"
Why did the octopus cross the road?
'Cause he was on the same side as a sushi restaurant.
Why are french fries rude?
Yo mama so ugly, she got a lifetime ban from KFC for ordering too many burgers.
Why did KFC take orphan?
Because kids fattening center.
Do you want drugs? Buy KFC; poor people.
Ur mum so fat that when she walked into a bar, they said, "Sorry, we don't sell food here."
Hey dude, can you spell IHOP?
Sure, man. I. H. O. P.
Wait, you ate my pee!!!
I have a better method of abortion than currently used. It's like a regular one, except you can get free food out of it... We're about to give baby-back ribs a whole new meaning.
Welcome to the Fast Food Divorce Center where yesterday's lies are today's fries.
Man: How do you prepare your chicken?
Waiter: Nothing special, we just tell them they’re going to die.
What's an Asian's favorite food place?
Answer: Petco
Why can't orphans eat at a family restaurant?
Because there is no family.
Bunger.
Ok guys, I have one last joke (for now).
What do you call it when Panera is over?
Panera end.
This bunny named Mason came up to a bar and ordered a beer and a burger. He sits at a table and the waiter brought a huge burger.
Mason: "Heh. Good thing I eat like a horse." He looks up at the waiter.
Waiter: "You are a nasty little bunny, aren't you?"
Mason screamed and ran away as the waiter chased him... she was a HORSE.
So I was at a restaurant and I really hit it off with the waitress, so one thing led to another and I'm at her place and she was really nice at the IHOP but when I was there with her she was all like "ahhh! what are you doing!?!?!? how did you get in my house?!?!?" and then she punched me and I'm the one who ended up in prison.
Wood fired pizza?
How's pizza gonna pay child support now?! :O
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What does a Catholic Priest and a commercial from the 80s have in common? They both ask people, "Where's the meat?"