if you want kfc poor water on a poor person outside our resterant and film it
buy kfc= 1 more orphan in our fryers
Ok guys I have one last joke (for now) What do you call it when panera is over Panera end
Hey dude can you speel ihop. Sure man. I H O P. Wait you ate my pee!!!
I have a better method of abortion than currently used. It's like a regular one, except you can get free food out of it...we're about to give baby-back ribs a whole new meaning.
Man: How do you prepare your chicken? Waiter: Nothing special, we just tell them they’re going to die.
Whats an asian's favorite food place. Answer:Petco
bunger
y cant orphans eat at a fam restrant
bc ther is no fam
KFC doesn't mean Kentucky Fried Chicken, it means "Kill Fat Children."
why did the octopus cross the road?
cuz he was on the same side as a sushi resturant
what does a Catholic Priest and a commercial from the 80s have in common they both ask people "WHERES THE MEAT!"
Where did the cow go on his first date, to the moovies
What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill? Taco Bell going out of business
Twin Towers Ordered A Pepperoni Pizza, But It Came Plain.
what do you do when a panera bread panera breads?
Panera bread
what do you call it when a man wants food in panera
panera bread serving food
so the man asks me, "Jesus how do you want your steak "
so I said, "well done, my good faithful servant, well done.
I'd tell you a joke about pizza, but it's to cheesy.
Me (an adult) with my girl going to a nice restaurant I asked the waiter "People under 12 eat free right" the water confirmed that yes people under 12 eat free, then my girlfriend said, "but I'm 13.
