Two people are in a restaurant. Person #1 doesn’t order anything and person #2 orders a chili.
Person #1: Aren’t you gonna eat your bowl of chili?
Person #2: No you can have it.
Person #1: Ok, thanks...
Person 1 starts eating his food only to find half of a dead rat! He vomits all of the food back into the bowl.
Person #2: That’s about as far as I got too!
Can you drive a pizza? Of course as long as you change the olive oil.
What do Ellen DeGeneres and homeless people have in common?
They don’t cook because they love eating out
What does McDonald's and priest have in common they both put there meet in 10 year old buns
Pizza hut
I was at the bar late last night when a waitress screamed anyone know cpr? I said shit I know all the letters of the alphabet. Everyone laughed well except for this 1 guy
what do you do when a panera bread panera breads?
Panera bread
Can emo's eat a happy meal?
Your forehead goes back to when burger king was burger prince
What's the difference between twin towers and mcdonald's
One had a drive thru and the other had a fly thru
What did the plate say to the other plate ?? Lunch is on me😂😂
An SQL query goes into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks, "Can I join you?"
wood fired pizza?
hows pizza gonna pay child support now?! :O
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Q:What do women and kfc have in common A:once you eat the breasts and thighs all you have left is a greasey box to put ur bone in
Why are french fries rude
y cant orphans eat at a fam restrant
bc ther is no fam
if you want kfc poor water on a poor person outside our resterant and film it
Ok guys I have one last joke (for now) What do you call it when panera is over Panera end
bunger
Whats an asian's favorite food place. Answer:Petco
