I was camping with my buddy, and there was a fire. We were roasting marshmallows, and there was a vine. I tripped on it and went penis first into the fire, and I said, "Well, there goes your children, stupid ass!"
Papa John's pizzeria and abortion clinic. You make 'em, we bake 'em.
How are shark eggs and your mom the same? They're both the biggest thing ever laid.
Why do orphans enjoy orgasms?
Why couldn’t the dwarf husband make his wife pregnant?
Because of his short cummings.
Welcome to the abortion clinic. You make 'em, we scrape 'em. No fetus can beat us.
I don't get why people don't like my abortion jokes. Do they have a stick up their ass? Wait, that's the other hole.
What did one male whale say to the other male whale?
"She's gonna blow!"
Jack and Jill went up the hill to catch some pail of water.
Jack came down, and then Jill came tumbling after, so they had a baby...
Dear uncle, I want my condoms.
What did the egg say to the boiling water?
It might take a while for me to get hard because I just got laid last night.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to go and have some fun.
Silly Jill forgot the pill, and now they have a son.
What do a 14 year old and the fetus inside her both think?
"Man, my mom's going to kill me!"
Nutted in my shoes, now my kids are taking a walk.
Q: Do you know why people don't like abortion jokes?
A: Because they leave people with a feeling of emptiness inside.
What's dumb?
The Fetus Deletus joke!
Fucking hate that joke....
Why did the two balls cross the road?
To get to the penis!
Sorry, too rude?
What's the resemblance between a microwave and human reproduction?
They both make a sound at the end.
Why did the failed abortion climb up the woman’s leg?
It was homesick.
A dog meets a cat. The cat is black and the dog is white. They have sex on site, no cap.
