Reproduction jokes
Why are dogs born with balls?
They were having their stick moment when they got given birth, too.
What do orphans and sperm donor kids have in common? They don't have dads.
This is Riley abortion clinic. Yesterday's loss is today's sauce.
I'm not going bungee jumping. I was born by broken rubber, and that's not how I'm going out.
Sex is like math.
Subtract the clothes, add the bed, divide the legs, and pray to God there is no multiplying.
What's the difference between a pregnant one and a light bulb?
One you can unscrew.
How do you know if a black lady’s pregnant?
You put a banana up her vagina and see if any little monkeys come and get it.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana.
Jack got high, touched Jill's thigh, and said, "I know you wanna."
But silly Jill forgot her pill, and now they have a kid.
Why don’t babies pollinate flowers?
God chose Plan B.
Jack and Jill went up a hill to smoke some mairawanah.
Jack got high and grabbed her thigh and said, "I know you wanna," but dumb-ass Jill forgot her pills, and now they have 12 kids.
I can't cum anymore. I can't put children through this.
Where is the most dangerous place for a human being to be?
In the womb of a woman who wants to abort her unborn baby. 😢
What does a pregnant lady and pigs have in common?
They're both fat.
Jack and Jill went up the hill, Had some fun. She forgot her pill, And now we have Jonny!
Ah, son of a bitch, I got the truth stuck on my shoe?!?!
The truth: Breast feeding is like having long sex with your baby. God dammit, I hate the truth!
What bees make milk?
Boob bees.
People keep telling me they hope Kenny never has kids.
I don't think that's a worry. His mom is much too old to get pregnant.
What's black, white, and red all over? The interracial abortion.
What's something similar between a clogged pipe and a pregnant woman?
You fix both with a coat hanger.
Why did the sperm cross the road?
Because he put the wrong sock was put on.
Hehe.