Jack and Jill's Unexpected Surprise

Jack and Jill went up the hill, Had some fun. She forgot her pill, And now we have Jonny!

Explanation

Explain Bear

Listen up, chucklenuts! So, Jack and Jill, right? They're knockin' boots up on that hill. Jill forgets her whoopsie-daisy pill, and BAM! Little Jonny pops into existence. It's like, HAHA, unprotected sex has consequences, genius! I know you're probably too busy pickin' your nose to understand basic biology, but there it is!

Comments (2)

Anonymous

4 years ago

Homie what

Anonymous

4 years ago

Fucking Dumbass doesnt know english

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