Reproduction jokes
What do cannibals call a pregnant woman?
A Kinder Surprise.
What did Sophie Brussaux's baby get every week?
A face full of sperm.
What does a cannibal call a pregnant woman?
A Kinder Joy.
If Finding Nemo was scientifically correct, Marlin would have changed into a female and mated with Nemo.
How do planets have a baby?
They have spasex.
Just cum.
Why is it everyone wants to rub a pregnant woman's stomach but never the man's balls where the baby actually came from and the real ones that deserve the congratulations?
Official orgasm donor.
Huh, I’m pregnant again. Must be something in the air.
Yeah, your legs.
What's a fetus' favorite gun? A micro SMG.
Why can’t Santa have kids?
He only cums once a year.
Abortion is a really touchy subject for me. On one hand, there's dead babies! But on the other hand, women get a choice.
Every good joke has its delivery, except abortion jokes, because they have none.
My wife and I just decided we don't want to have children.
So if anyone wants them, our contact information is below.
Q: What's the difference between a computer and an abortion clinic? A: Ctrl+Alt+Delete
1+1=3, just add 9 months.
Q: How do you deliver an autistic baby?
A: A clothes hanger.
"Abortion jokes are like the babies; they never get old."
What does an abortion joke and a fetus have in common... The joke never gets old, and neither does the kid.
Why can't orphans have babies?
Because they have no one to call daddy.