Why do orphans go to church?
Because they have someone to call "Father."
Religion Jokes
Why does an orphan go to church?
So it has someone to call father.
Sister: Why does shampoo have directions?
Me: 'Cause God made you.
Why do orphans love going to church?
Because they can call someone "father."
Why can’t an orphan go to a youth church? Because they need a parent to pick them up.
What's black, white, and red all over?
A nun in a blender.
"Jesus is the pioneer of Hollywood. He's still famous and my favorite idol."
A priest and a child molester walk into a bar. He orders a drink.
What’s the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?
The picture gets hung with one nail, not two.
Where does a banana learn to split?
At sundae school!
You should always wash your sex toys. That's why priests baptize babies.
Belief in Egyptian gods is just Ra-ng (wrong). 😁
Why does an orphan have to go to church? Because that's the only way he can pray for a father.
What did the teacher say to the fat Turkish kid that always ate in his class?
"You could do with Ramadan lasting all year, couldn't you?"
I'm not sure how I'm going to get to Heaven.
God had not built a ramp yet... or an escalator.
Yo mama's so old, she was a waitress at the Last Supper.
What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?
It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.
How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two, one to light up the room with space lasers so the other can see, and one to screw it in.
I don’t know if Jesus was black or white, but I know he for sure wasn’t Asian because people wouldn’t ask him to take the wheel.
What's something you can say in church and while having sex?
I come in the name of the Lord.
