What does the word circumcise mean?
Cut off a boy's or a man's dick, or cut off a girl's or a woman's foreskin.
Religion Jokes
Yo mama so fat, she the reason why Moses split the Red Sea.
What’s black and white and red all over?
A crushed nun!
What’s that black stuff between an elephants toes?
Slow natives.
Poultry rape is no joke. It is God's gift to those who want a laugh.
The dear God created the man.
Then he created woman.
When he then saw what he had done, he took care of tobacco and alcohol.
Why did God steal a rib from Adam and make a woman out of it?
God wanted to show that nothing sensible can come of stealing!
What do u call a Muslim praying: Allahu akbar.
Reverend Mother walks into the convent and announces:
"Sisters, our carrots have been delivered!"
Nuns exclaim: "Hurray! Carrots!"
Reverend Mother: "They are grated carrots, though."
Nuns: "Ugh! No, thank you then..."
What’s the difference between a Catholic and a rabbit?
One has kids to protect from predators, and the other has kids for predators.
Repeat after me: Die angle; die angle; sweetie. Angels don't die! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"Nun" means no one likes them. Just take off that dumb hood!
Where do terrorists go for food? The Allah snack bar.
I’m not religious, but you’re the answer to all of my prayers.
A hunter shot holes into his favorite book.
When confronted, he said it was the "holey" Bible!
ICH BIN GOTT.
So I went to the gym and I found a hymn.
THERE IS NO AFTERLIFE.
You could say ancient Egyptians and JDM car fans are alike--they both worship Datsun.
What is Jesus' favorite gun?
A nail gun.
So, a man goes to church and is dipped in water three times by a Priest as he says, "From now on your name is Michael, and you will shed your sins of gambling and alcohol."
Soon after, the man heads home and rushes to the fridge to grab a can of beer. He turns on the sink and dips the beer can in the water three times while saying, "From now on you will be known as Not Alcohol."
