A man walks into a bar. He sees a family court judge, his wife, her lawyer, and a police officer. He gets on his hands and knees and prays to God out loud. The bartender says, "Why are you praying?" He says, "Because I just saw the 4 horsemen of the apocalypse, and the bible tells me when I see them the end is at hand."
Yo Hairline so far back it goes back to Jesus on the cross
Confucius say, "Man who sit in church and fart must sit in pew."
Why did he die?
Because God made a mistake and pressed Ctrl+Z.
Christianity.
And the children of Israel wandered round the desert for 40 years, until eventually Moses' wife said, "Are you going to ask for directions, or what?"
If you're sleeping, and you fall in your dream, you may have died, and the angels dropped you.
Or you don't wake up, and you were on your way to hell.
You know how in the movie, "Nightmare Before Christmas," they say they're making Christmas?
I thought Mary and Joseph did, but okay.
Why is Christianity the most dramatic religion?
Because other religions say, "Do, do, do."
But Christianity says, "Done, done, done!"
What did the priest say to the Muslim? Wazza!
A boy named Jimmy was riding to Hell to save his brothers and sister. That is the last place he pissed. There came across the Devil.
Part 1
An American walks into an Afghan bar. Joke, Afghanistan doesn't have bars because of the Taliban.
Why did the priest buy a clown suit?
Because the old one had blood all over it.
God made Adam and Eve have sex right out the gate.
Then he made teenagers horny... yet here we are with a so-called "rise in teen pregnancy."
Why do orphans want to die?
Because they might see their parents in Heaven.
What is the true meaning of Christmas?
Stealing presents from orphans - a quote by Technoblade.
In the movie "Cars 2", there is a priest, which means car Jesus died for the sins of the cars.
How do you kill a Hindu? PRESS THE RED BUTTON.
A true God would be godless himself.
What did God say to the black person?
"Oops, I burned one."😳
Not racist, just funny.
