Theology jokes
Lucifer is caged by Jesus, cuz he got tired of being alone on a pedestal.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Golly.
Golly who?
Godly leave me alone!
If I tell you, "Jesus is the trickster," am I, or is he?
God needed an extra two hands to make your fat ass of a mother.
If we can't say "God" in vain, why does He get to?
How did Mary get pregnant with baby Jesus?
God fucked her.
A true God would be godless himself.
God, aka Mr. Universe said he was God's gift to this earth, but where is he?
You're so dark that even God's light can't shine upon you.
ICH BIN GOTT.
Maggot.
God died for your sins, so basically if you don't sin then Jesus died for nothing.
God, when terminally ill children beg him to heal them:
God: No, I don’t want to.
The second coming came and went. Jesus believed he was a Christian; therefore, he could never be himself.
I believe Alia is a true god because they say in the beginning there was an explosion.
Why does Satan worship himself?
Jesus told him to worship God.
I think God is cool with abortion.
After all, he did kill his only son.
In the Bible, it says Jesus died for our sins, but he came back to life, so what did he sacrifice?
Was it a weekend to wash away our sins?
They say we will have eternal life when Jesus is no longer coming.
God.