If it's true what they say and I quote, "God never gives you more than you can handle," then you should pray to those who didn't, that God gave them a body strong enough to survive the attempt.
Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson decide to go on a camping trip. After dinner and a bottle of wine, they lay down for the night, and go to sleep.
Some hours later, Holmes awoke and nudged his faithful friend.
"Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."
Watson replied, "I see millions of stars."
"What does that tell you?"
Watson pondered for a minute.
"Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets." "Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo." "Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three." "Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful and that we are small and insignificant." "Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow." "What does it tell you, Holmes?"
Holmes was silent for a minute, then spoke: "Watson, you idiot. Someone has stolen our tent!"
"'There is no God.' - Stephen Hawking (2011)
'There is no Stephen Hawking.' - God (2018)"
I'm not saying you're ugly, but you're the reason God created miscarriages!
What do Jesus and I have in common? Our dads left us...
If we're all God's children, what's so special about Jesus?
God's racist. He separated light from dark.
What kind of sex do priests love?.
Nun.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Heaven.
Heaven who?
Heaven fun over there?
What's your religion?
I thought God didn't make mistakes, but then I saw your face.
Do you want to know what gifts God gave me?
He didn't give me any.
I was made by the Devil.
I have a huge thought: if Satan punishes people who are bad, doesn't that make him good?
I believe Alia is a true god because they say in the beginning there was an explosion.
Jesus was drinking when he made you.
Why do you think after death the angel says do not be afraid?
Search up biblically accurate angels.
Why did Jesus create the Devil?
He didn't recognize himself through the time portal.
How did Jesus become self-sovereign?
He screws himself and becomes his own creator.
What did one God say to the other?
"I will die to be a man."
God = what I hope to be.
Devil = what I can't accept.
I hope to be like Jesus, a dead martyr. I can't accept that my religion is evil.
