A priest walks outside and finds two young boys sitting on a big ice cube. The priest asks what they are doing. The boys answer that the priest always likes a couple of cold ones before he goes on.
What kind of book does cheese read at a church?
The Hole-y Bible.
Orphan's prayer: In the name of the Father, The Son, The Holy Spirit. Amen.
"Jesus is the pioneer of Hollywood. He's still famous and my favorite idol."
You should always wash your sex toys. That's why priests baptize babies.
What is humble, holy, and helps?
An angle...
The pastor jumped at the chance to meet Ariana the other day.
He also grabbed, fondled, and fingered. Some might say he was milking the situation.
What pizza 🍕 do you order for Christmas?
Cheeses Crust!
Why did Jesus play football?
He was Spanish, ayo.
Adam and Eve had 3 male children, the only children on Earth. How did they reproduce?
So can we agree that Jesus was the first victim of cancel culture?
I made a deal with Satan. I would get a free pass to hell if I serve as a demon lord. So, see you guys at the end of times!
What's the slogan for a Muslim gym?
Might in dynamite.
My grandma walked up on my doorstep and I grabbed my bible... I thought she was a smurf...
People on 1912: This ship is unsinkable, even God himself couldn’t destroy it.
God: Ok, bet, where’s my icebergs?
Lucifer's so broke he can't even afford air conditioning units.
Chuck Norris met God once. Now God is the puny human.
Yo mama's so old, she was a waitress at the Last Supper.
"A dyslexic atheist lies awake at night wondering if there really is a Dog."
What did Jesus say when he was left hanging on the cross?
"Well this is one hell of a way to spend my Easter vacation!"
