Religion jokes
Your hairline is so far away that Jesus could've seen it when he was on the cross.
What's the difference between a Baptist and a rapist? The priests.
The priest had a very holy shirt.
Why do orphans go to church?
To call someone "father."
What did the priest say during the christening?
"So anyway, I started blasting!"
What does McDonald's and priests have in common?
They put their meat inside 10 year olds.
Allah akbar.
I love bread so much that I might join a bread cult.
I am sure this was the type of economy Judas Iscariot was in when he betrayed Jesus.
What does the Catholic Church and Worstjokesever.com have in common?
They're both full of child groomers.
Hi! Could I join?
God: I feel like I'm forgetting something... oh no, Earth! *sees it on fire* Oh, it's fine.
People of Earth: *running and screaming*
Santen: *to God* Really?
What's the difference between Jesus and a painting of him?
Well, it only takes one nail.
What is a similarity between priests and doctors?
They both have fetishes for their professions.
What's the difference between an orgy and mass suicide?
When exactly my cult members drink the Kool-Aid.
Now I know what my priest meant by the second coming!
If I was God, my parents would be anesthetists.
Q: What do Satan and a priest have in common?
A: They both love naughty souls.
Some of you need to go to church. I don't want you in hell with me.
What happens at the orphanage be like:
The orphans: “HE IS THE MESSIAH!”