Religion jokes
What's the difference between a casino and a church?
You actually mean it when you pray at a casino.
THERE IS NO AFTERLIFE.
What’s the difference between a nun and a hooker?
One kneels for salvation.
The other kneels with salivation.
What's the difference between a nun and a hooker?
One is glowing and the other is blowing.
What is the difference between a nun and a hooker?
One reads, the other breeds.
Memes
Why [does] a tranny say "Have a good day" to a Jew?
He [is a] goy.
What is a similarity between priests and doctors?
They both have fetishes for their professions.
Why did Jesus die at the diving Olympics? Because he can't go through water.
A hunter shot holes into his favorite book.
When confronted, he said it was the "holey" Bible!
"Nun" means no one likes them. Just take off that dumb hood!
Where do terrorists go for food? The Allah snack bar.
I’m not religious, but you’re the answer to all of my prayers.
Reverend Mother walks into the convent and announces:
"Sisters, our carrots have been delivered!"
Nuns exclaim: "Hurray! Carrots!"
Reverend Mother: "They are grated carrots, though."
Nuns: "Ugh! No, thank you then..."
What’s the difference between a Catholic and a rabbit?
One has kids to protect from predators, and the other has kids for predators.
Repeat after me: Die angle; die angle; sweetie. Angels don't die! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
The dear God created the man.
Then he created woman.
When he then saw what he had done, he took care of tobacco and alcohol.
Why did God steal a rib from Adam and make a woman out of it?
God wanted to show that nothing sensible can come of stealing!
Poultry rape is no joke. It is God's gift to those who want a laugh.
What does the word circumcise mean?
Cut off a boy's or a man's dick, or cut off a girl's or a woman's foreskin.
How do you know Adam and Eve were white?
Have you ever tried taking a rib from black women?