Religion jokes
You should always wash your sex toys. That’s why priests invented baptism.
God, you’re having a good day?
Me: Yes, beats burning in hell.
Your mama is so ugly.
The Buddhist monks broke their vow of silence.
You are so ugly, when the devil saw you, he said, "Jesus Christ!"
Your mama is so fat, even God couldn't raise her spirit.
Memes
What's the difference between Jesus and a painting of him?
Well, it only takes one nail.
Allah akbar.
I love bread so much that I might join a bread cult.
If I was God, my parents would be anesthetists.
Q: What do Satan and a priest have in common?
A: They both love naughty souls.
What is a similarity between priests and doctors?
They both have fetishes for their professions.
What did the priest say during the christening?
"So anyway, I started blasting!"
I am sure this was the type of economy Judas Iscariot was in when he betrayed Jesus.
Your hairline is so far away that Jesus could've seen it when he was on the cross.
What does the Catholic Church and Worstjokesever.com have in common?
They're both full of child groomers.
Hi! Could I join?
The priest had a very holy shirt.
Why do orphans go to church?
To call someone "father."
What does McDonald's and priests have in common?
They put their meat inside 10 year olds.
God: I feel like I'm forgetting something... oh no, Earth! *sees it on fire* Oh, it's fine.
People of Earth: *running and screaming*
Santen: *to God* Really?