What did the priest say during the christening?
"So anyway, I started blasting!"
Religion Jokes
I am sure this was the type of economy Judas Iscariot was in when he betrayed Jesus.
Your hairline is so far away that Jesus could've seen it when he was on the cross.
What does the Catholic Church and Worstjokesever.com have in common?
They're both full of child groomers.
Hi! Could I join?
The priest had a very holy shirt.
Why do orphans go to church?
To call someone "father."
What does McDonald's and priests have in common?
They put their meat inside 10 year olds.
God: I feel like I'm forgetting something... oh no, Earth! *sees it on fire* Oh, it's fine.
People of Earth: *running and screaming*
Santen: *to God* Really?
Some of you need to go to church. I don't want you in hell with me.
What's the difference between an orgy and mass suicide?
When exactly my cult members drink the Kool-Aid.
What's the difference between a Baptist and a rapist? The priests.
Now I know what my priest meant by the second coming!
How does Moses brew his coffee?
He brews it.
My parents said they had to make a lot of sacrifices in order to pay for my education.
They were both druids.
What is the difference between a priest and anesthesia?
The anesthesia takes a while to put you under.
What happens at the orphanage be like:
The orphans: “HE IS THE MESSIAH!”
Yo mama so ugly, when she go to church they say it's a demon!
For someone to be stealing a bag of gold in Heaven, [they are] a criminal on Earth and [in] Heaven.
What games do monks play a lot?
Among Us.
